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The Alchemist's Cookbook v2
Complex Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

This material is Open Game Content, and is licensed for public use under the terms of the Open Game License v1.0a.

Ingredients
  • 24 gallons diced Mymebes cardamon
  • 1/3 fluid ounce frozen basil
  • 18 ounces violet root
  • 1/8 fluid ounce powdered Nuindi hippogryph
  • 1 ounce benitoite
  • 1 tablespoon bloodstone
  • 1 ounce chopped Utuasple jojoba
  • 14 cups calf
  • 1 tablespoon diced veronica
  • 21 tablespoons strawflower oil
  • 15 tablespoons Ishrachemohar plantain
  • 1 tablespoon powdered burdock
  • 1 pint frozen Ushible spirea
  • 1/8 fluid ounce Trilriiniel narcissus leaves
  • 1/9 cup ThraŠdowas calcite aggregate
  • 1 fluid ounce frozen Krakage ginger
  • 7 gallons stitchwort seeds
  • 1/9 gallon Adece spirit paste
  • 1 tablespoon Silmir frog
  • 1/5 cup Lirililbrial agate
  • 1 cup weld
  • 1 cup hellebore petals
  • 14 ounces sliced Suamoqui alfalfa extract
  • 4 ounces dahlia juice
  • 1/3 gallon distilled Nielriirlir bearded darnel
  • 8 fluid ounces crushed butterbur
  • 1 fluid ounce Crucrata milkwort
  • 1 ounce essence of Egrone shade


  • Liquid Infusion Directions
    Grind all the ingredients with a mortar in a Dutch oven.
    Allow the ground mixture to dry into powder.
    Powder will be ready for infusion when it's color is white.
    Take 1 gallon of cold wine and dissolve some of the white powder in it.
    Let stand for 10 hours.
    Drink.

    Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded wildly varying results. Ultimately it is up to the GM to interpret these results.

    Shrodasiel's experiment indicated that 64% of people who used this recipe experienced the following symptoms: double vision, freckles, heart attack. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Alzheimer's, amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, cancer, cold and fever symptoms, gout, high blood pressure, lupus, Lyme disease, malaria, mastitis, mumps, snail fever, stroke, thrush. If negative symptoms develop, see a witch immediately.

    Laboratory studies have shown Dwarf, Elf, Halfling, and Drow's have a 65% immunity to 1/6 of the effects of this recipe.


    Lefodus, Chones, Abnus's reports showed that barbarian, fighter and farmer's are at 73% more risk to 1/10 of the effects of this recipe.

    Gerechavius's experiment indicated that Human's have up to 96% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Toke, Odragi's grimoire indicated that sorcerer's have a 6% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Smyympum, Cladike, Karos's experiments concluded that Orc's have up to 42% immunity to 1/8 of the effects of this recipe.

    Awvytrif's studies showed that there is a 43% chance that additional servings will relieve any negative symptoms by a factor of 3.

    Tirilrieth's cookbook concluded that 54% of people who used this recipe were cured of up to 2 of the following symptoms: cataplexy, polyphobia (fear of many things), polyphobia (fear of many things). Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from adenitis, cancer, dengue, dengue, emphysema, genital herpes, gingivitis, glaucoma, heart attack, herpes, infantile paralysis, infantile paralysis, louse, low blood pressure, multiple sclerosis. If negative symptoms develop, see a sorcerer immediately.

    Cruggadath, Grogong's journals indicated that chaotic evil aligned characters are at 36% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Cocoteta's cookbook concluded that chaotic evil aligned characters have up to 82% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Personal grimoires indicated that Phoenix, Cave Bear, Behemoth, Hydra, Dragon, Imp, and Wraith's have up to 25% immunity to 1/8 of the effects of this recipe.

    Laboratory experiments have concluded druid and merchant's have up to 18% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Personal scrolls indicated that there is a 32% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are not communicable. All players within 281 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.

    Pelgolos, Rheththus's treatises indicated that each time the victim takes 6 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be blinded.

    Thraeren, Arorbrasrnal, Moraniel's observations concluded that each time the victim takes 21 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or 1/6 of all damage incurred is permanent.

    Uesque's observation concluded that there is a 90% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 8+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls in a row to cure.

    Laboratory observations have concluded when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 24 points of damage is permanent drain instead.

    Oechosos's cookbooks concluded that 1 in 153 people were cured of up to 2 of the following symptoms: alopecia, atrophy, gender changes, ingrown toenails, muscular atrophy. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from AIDS or other autoimmune deficiencies, amebic dysentry, coronary heart disease, croup, dengue, diptheria, diptheria, diverticulitis, gonorrhea, Lyme disease, Lyme disease, rabies, rabies, stroke, tetanus. If negative symptoms develop, see a witch immediately.

    Zasi, Olobo's journal showed that soldier's are at 36% more risk to 1/4 of the effects of this recipe.

    K'duk, Crogak's cookbooks concluded that Gremlin, Trapdoor Spider, and Giant's are at 88% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Grarmoin, Gr÷kru's tome showed that Giant, Human, and Kobold's are at 43% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Kwekwatla, Kerlgarskrittlettla's tomes indicated that neutral good, true neutral and chaotic good aligned characters have up to 12% immunity to 1/7 of the effects of this recipe.

    Iuee's tests concluded that Gnome's are at 13% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Smyos, Rheberyns, Pries's codexes indicated that lawful neutral and neutral evil aligned characters are at 3% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Krigratlet's guide concluded that Manticore's are at 1% more risk to 1/3 of the effects of this recipe.

    Guapzei's encyclopedias showed that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

    Deca's reports indicated that 45% of people who used this recipe experienced the following symptoms: abnormal growth of extra body parts, agoraphobia (fear of open places, crowds), anal leakage, asthma, aulophobia (fear of flutes), chills, chorophobia (fear of dancing), crystallophobia (fear of crystals), difficulty swallowing, freckles, hagiophobia (fear of holy things, saints), ingrown toenails, migraines, myrmecophobia (fear of ants). Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from adenitis, Alzheimer's, amebiasis, black lung, dysentery, gout, hypoglycemia, mastitis, melanoma, melanoma, peritonitis, pneumonia, smallpox, strep throat, strep throat. If negative symptoms persist, see a witch immediately.

    Phokhola, Maloaiike's treatises concluded that there is a 84% chance that additional servings will cure any negative symptoms by a factor of 6.

    Ogredru's handbooks showed that this may cause the following symptoms: asthma, blood clots, devil chills, heart attack. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Addison's disease, adenocarcinoma, amebiasis, beriberi, black lung, dystrophy, genital herpes, hyperglycemia, leukemia, lung cancer, lung cancer, Lyme disease, meningitis, stroke, toxicosis. If negative symptoms develop, see a healer immediately.

    Personal grimoires showed that the victim must make 4 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

    Tenasralrieth, Ăllenas, Linindrieth's experiments concluded that this may cause the following symptoms: acousticophobia (fear of sound), antlophobia (fear of floods), basiphobia (fear of walking), cackle fever, cenophobia (fear of empty rooms), choking, cysts, euphobia (fear of good news), gephyrophobia (fear of bridges), heart attack, height shrinkage of at least 1/6 inch, hematophobia (fear of blood), itching, itching, migraines, migraines, myrmecophobia (fear of ants), upset stomach, warts. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from black lung, cancer, chickenpox, chlamydia, chronic fatigue disorder, contact dermatitis, gastric ulcers, glaucoma, gonorrhea, leprosy, mastitis, pinkeye, pneumonia, scurvy, trachoma. If negative symptoms persist, see a medicine man immediately.

    Eryns, Dia, Chkanpus's cookbooks indicated that there is a 49% chance that additional servings will cure any negative symptoms by a factor of 7.

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