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The Alchemist's Cookbook v2
Complex Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

This material is Open Game Content, and is licensed for public use under the terms of the Open Game License v1.0a.

Ingredients
  • 1 quart stewed Eflamobytia carrot root
  • 24 ounces Diceci catnip root
  • 1 pound essence of jasmine
  • 5 ounces asbestos
  • 24 teaspoons bearsfoot flowers
  • 18 pounds chopped clivia
  • 4 fluid ounces invar
  • 1 gallon mistletoe
  • 3 pounds shredded dogbane
  • 1/8 quart opal shards
  • 10 fluid ounces fox
  • 1 tablespoon speedwell stem
  • 1/4 cup Aplos chestnut
  • 1 gallon drake dressing


  • Ointment Directions
    Grind all the ingredients with a mortar in a Dutch oven and add to enough water to make a thick, but flowable mixture.
    Add the decoction to olive or other vegetable oil, and simmer until the water has completely evaporated.
    Add beeswax as needed to get a firm consistency.
    Place the firm mixture into a different Dutch oven and melt the mixture by heating slowly, and stir until completely blended.

    Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded wildly varying results. Ultimately it is up to the GM to interpret these results.

    Possos, Karthus, Taea's experiments showed that there is a 68% chance this recipe may cause aneurysm, apnea, artificial insemination, batrachophobia (fear of frogs, reptiles), blinding sickness, catoptrophobia (fear of mirrors), delierium, dementia, difficulty swallowing, dizziness, dizziness, dizziness, ergophobia (fear of work), filth fever, hair growth up to 10 inches, hair growth up to 2 inches, methyphobia (fear of alcohol), migraines, mindfire, muscular atrophy, tropophobia (fear of change), upset stomach, vertigo. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from cardiac arrest, croup, mastitis, rabies, scurvy. If negative symptoms persist, see a medicine man immediately.

    Personal scrolls indicated that rogue's have up to 24% immunity to any effects of this recipe.


    Suntetsses's codex showed that chaotic neutral and true neutral aligned characters are at 21% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Personal studies have shown that chaotic evil aligned characters are at 39% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Phedius, Yoshophadar's records showed that there is a 59% chance that the cook will obtain a magical immunity to 98% of the side-effects.

    Madur, Mumak, Crudang's grimoires concluded that 1 in 180 people were cured of 2 or more of the following symptoms: acrophobia (fear of heights), aeroacrophobia (fear of open, high places), albinism, anal leakage, aneurysm, autism, blood clots, headaches, hot flashes, incontinence, teratophobia (fear of monsters). Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from cholera, emphysema, endocarditis, lymphoma, thrush. If negative symptoms persist, see a healer immediately.

    Independant laboratory observations have shown fighter, druid, farmer and bard's are at 88% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Personal treatises showed that Dwarf, and Drow's have up to 63% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Laboratory experiments have shown Gnome's are at 1% more risk to 1/7 of the effects of this recipe.

    Hopias's grimoires concluded that lawful evil aligned characters have up to 98% immunity to 1/6 of the effects of this recipe.

    Kursili, Turnus, Ogni's study showed that Human's have a 63% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Personal cookbooks indicated that each time the victim takes 12 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or all damage incurred is permanent.

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