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The Alchemist's Cookbook v2
Complex Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

This material is Open Game Content, and is licensed for public use under the terms of the Open Game License v1.0a.

Ingredients
  • 1/5 cup Drecy asbestos
  • 7 gallons stewed minotaur dressing
  • 1/5 cup duck dressing
  • 1/6 cup powdered calendula
  • 17 pounds stewed cow
  • 2 pounds Tenéllith bunyip paste
  • 1 cup powdered phlox
  • 1/7 quart fleur-de-lis
  • 1 fluid ounce Sedpotius english daisy seeds
  • 1 teaspoon Icrecu zucchini leaves
  • 1 quart Cheshre anise juice
  • 1/7 pound chopped Krorarn papaya
  • 1 cup stewed kalanchoe
  • 1 gallon crushed Moetta flax
  • 1 tablespoon Qoku'ig musk rose stem
  • 1 ounce arum root
  • 1/9 tablespoon Kylánnar alligator
  • 1/10 tablespoon sliced ghoul


  • Ointment Directions
    Grind all the ingredients with a mortar in a double boiler and add to enough water to make a thick, but flowable mixture.
    Add the decoction to olive or other vegetable oil, and simmer until the water has completely evaporated.
    Add beeswax as needed to get a firm consistency.
    Place the firm mixture into a different double boiler and melt the mixture by heating slowly, and stir until completely blended.

    Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded wildly varying results. Ultimately it is up to the GM to interpret these results.

    Trilendyn's handbook showed that there is a 43% chance this recipe may cure aeronausiphobia (fear of airsickness), alopecia, amathophobia (fear of dust), delierium, difficulty swallowing, dipsophobia (fear of drinking), dry mouth, dry mouth, haptophobia (fear of touch), headaches, itching, teratophobia (fear of monsters), warts, zits. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from bubonic plague, louse, lupus, mumps. If negative symptoms persist, see a healer immediately.

    Sesoscri's encyclopedias concluded that Dwarf, Gnome, Drow, and Doppleganger's have up to 86% immunity to the effects of this recipe.


    Personal experiment concluded that Ghost, Roc, Basilisk, Unicorn, and Shadow's have a 79% immunity to 1/4 of the effects of this recipe.

    Anfiqua's observations indicated that Cockatrice, Kraken, Snark, Imp, Beholder, Ice Giant, and Giant Ant's are at 88% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Abön's handbooks showed that true neutral, neutral good and lawful neutral aligned characters have a 54% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Crachi, Vethe's reports concluded that the victim must make 11 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

    Py'quaotut's encyclopedias showed that there is a 7% chance this recipe may cure blinding sickness, cataplexy, dementia, dry mouth, eunuchoidism, menorrhagia, metallophobia (fear of metal), metrophobia (fear of poetry), rhabdophobia (fear of rods, wands). Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from cancer, diabetes, dysentery, smallpox. If negative symptoms develop, see a healer immediately.

    Damnën, Kakrur, Thravain's encyclopedia indicated that chaotic neutral aligned characters are at 79% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Pyria, Gryuse's handbooks showed that farmer and wizard's are at 7% more risk to 1/2 of the effects of this recipe.

    Personal tomes concluded that lawful evil, chaotic evil, lawful good and neutral evil aligned characters are at 54% more risk to 1/10 of the effects of this recipe.

    Maioae, Vreonn's grimoire concluded that barbarian's are at 11% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Nines, Empothraganes, Mice's cookbook concluded that each time the victim takes 9 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be temporarily stunned.

    Laboratory observations have concluded there is a 6% chance that additional servings will cure any negative symptoms by a factor of 5.

    Nicoso, Uerehutias, Crelirie's observation indicated that there is a 73% chance that the cook will obtain a magical immunity to 25% of the negative side-effects.

    Quwusy'udhwit's observation showed that there is a 13% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 10+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls to cure.

    Pela's experiment indicated that 50% of people who used this recipe were cured of the following symptoms: aeronausiphobia (fear of airsickness), age reversal, atopy, bedwetting, cremnophobia (fear of precipices), demon fever, eunuchoidism, eunuchoidism, gerontophobia (fear of old people), hair growth up to 8 inches, hydrophobia (fear of water), paranoia, priapism. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from cholera, pinkeye, polio, yellow fever. If negative symptoms develop, see a witch immediately.

    Personal treatises indicated that Wyvern's are at 5% more risk to 1/4 of the effects of this recipe.

    Personal manual showed that chaotic good aligned characters have a 22% immunity to 1/7 of the effects of this recipe.

    Tyrorol, Thriilbrĉnial's encyclopedias showed that Human's are at 55% more risk to 1/2 of the effects of this recipe.

    Sera's handbook indicated that each time the victim takes 5 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or all damage incurred is permanent.

    Puxpreiu, Quosirga, Utquiasunt's grimoires showed that 1 in 5 people were cured of up to 6 of the following symptoms: androphobia (fear of men), autophobia (fear of loneliness), ergophobia (fear of work), freckles, gephyrophobia (fear of bridges), hair color changes, hair growth up to 1/5 inch, haptophobia (fear of touch), hemorrhoids, kidney failure, kidney failure, paranoia, vomiting. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from cardiac arrest, genital herpes, kala-azar, louse. If negative symptoms develop, see an alchemist immediately.

    Cumlut, Uegi, Eadntur's scrolls concluded that merchant's have up to 68% immunity to 1/6 of the effects of this recipe.

    Mucuex, Uipraeha's experiment showed that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

    Nepraenectas, Tuasuemare's cookbooks indicated that 75% of people who used this recipe were cured of up to 6 of the following symptoms: alektorophobia (fear of chickens), allodoxaphobia (fear of opinions), anuptaphobia (fear of staying single), apiphobia (fear of bees), atopy, autophobia (fear of loneliness), bedwetting, bedwetting, cackle fever, cysts, difficulty swallowing, difficulty swallowing, dizziness, double vision, dry mouth, hair growth up to 2 inches, heliophobia (fear of sunlight), homichlophobia (fear of fog), hot flashes, priapism, temperature 1°F warmer than normal, vertigo, vomiting, zits. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from chickenpox, chlamydia, lockjaw, mastitis. If negative symptoms develop, see a witch immediately.

    Personal experiments have indicated that bard, sorcerer, druid and merchant's have a 72% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Tirori, Aelendion's grimoire concluded that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 21 points of damage is permanent drain instead.

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