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The Alchemist's Cookbook v2
Complex Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

This material is Open Game Content, and is licensed for public use under the terms of the Open Game License v1.0a.

Ingredients
  • 22 pints basket-of-gold
  • 1/9 quart shredded turmeric
  • 1 pound Canterbury bell paste
  • 1 teaspoon frozen Tesenama guava
  • 1/4 fluid ounce partially hydrogenated Chiti polonium
  • 1/9 gallon Thiasendiad bridal wreath
  • 1 teaspoon Ilis zucchini
  • 15 teaspoons distilled bilberry
  • 14 pints stewed forsythia extract
  • 7 quarts Pafia oxeye daisy seeds
  • 1/4 quart thorn apple
  • 1 pint salvia root


  • Liquid Infusion Directions
    Grind all the ingredients with a mortar in a Dutch oven.
    Allow the ground mixture to dry into powder.
    Powder will be ready for infusion when it's color is orange.
    Take 1 gallon of cold brandy and dissolve some of the orange powder in it.
    Let stand for 4 minutes.
    Drink.

    Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded wildly varying results. Ultimately it is up to the GM to interpret these results.

    Morarni's guides showed that there is a 90% chance this recipe may cure age reversal, albinism, alignment changes, anemia, arachnophobia (fear of spiders), arithmophobia (fear of numbers), ballistophobia (fear of bullets and missiles), blurred vision, choking, choking, cnidophobia (fear of insect stings), dementia, dikephobia (fear of justice), double vision, ecclesiophobia (fear of churches), ectopic pregnancy, headaches, hemorrhoids, hemorrhoids, inability to cast any spells, migraines, polyphobia (fear of many things), zits. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from arteriosclerosis, blastomycosis, cholera, Hodgkin's disease, lockjaw, melanoma, muscular dystrophy, peritonitis, tapeworm, tetanus, toxicosis, tuberculosis. If negative symptoms persist, see a wizard immediately.

    Estpostma, Sononpimo, Quiframo's test concluded that chaotic good aligned characters are at 81% more risk to 1/4 of the effects of this recipe.


    Aclodi's reports concluded that merchant's are at 69% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Flephygovius's grimoire showed that true neutral and chaotic evil aligned characters are at 98% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Ikrepiblyetia, Friczyth, Elitar's records concluded that each time the victim takes 11 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or all damage incurred is permanent.

    Gwikege, Gwikwetle, Girlga's grimoires showed that there is a 99% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 1+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls in a row to cure.

    Ifrern, Yeweb's cookbooks indicated that each time the victim takes 5 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be temporarily stunned.

    Personal grimoires showed that the victim must make 10 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

    Fluwu's codexes showed that there is a 18% chance that additional servings will cure any negative symptoms by a factor of 2.

    Rilĉdial's grimoire showed that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 11 points of damage is permanent drain instead.

    Personal tests showed that 1 in 74 people were cured of the following symptoms: agyiophobia (fear of being in streets), albinism, albinism, alopecia, apiphobia (fear of bees), autism, autism, ballistophobia (fear of bullets and missiles), blurred vision, chills, difficulty swallowing, difficulty swallowing, ergophobia (fear of work), homichlophobia (fear of fog), inability to cast divine spells, inability to cast divine spells, iophobia (fear of rust), iophobia (fear of rust), kidney failure, metrophobia (fear of poetry), myrmecophobia (fear of ants), panphobia (fear of everything), priapism, triskadekaphobia (fear of the number thirteen), vertigo, vertigo, vestiphobia (fear of clothing). Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from chlamydia, coronary heart disease, dengue, diabetes, endocarditis, kala-azar, lung cancer, lung cancer, mastitis, mastitis, muscular dystrophy, pertussis. If negative symptoms persist, see a sorcerer immediately.

    Edrigichyus, Oclegri, Shrecrozodar's handbook indicated that Garuda, Harpy, Ghoul, Leprechaun, Frost Giant, and Succubus's are at 81% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Zaace, Dirharia's treatises concluded that druid and cleric's have a 79% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Trylaenial, Silélriliel, Silalasien's scroll showed that Human's have up to 82% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Eleirnal, Morlenael's scroll showed that neutral good aligned characters have up to 66% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Personal experiments showed that there is a 88% chance that the cook will obtain a natural immunity to any negative side-effects.

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