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The Alchemist's Cookbook v2
Complex Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

This material is Open Game Content, and is licensed for public use under the terms of the Open Game License v1.0a.

Ingredients
  • 1 fluid ounce fresh talc chunks
  • 11 ounces lettuce
  • 12 teaspoons cowslip
  • 6 teaspoons broccoli
  • 1/8 pint dried crow extract
  • 22 teaspoons Tamueet aquamarine deposits
  • 8 quarts Ashrujus strelitzia paste
  • 16 cups dried Khûrön gorgon
  • 1 ounce Vitia shrimp plant
  • 1 pint dried vampire
  • 1/10 pint sliced demon
  • 18 teaspoons gypsophila


  • Soup Directions
    Put brandy in a medium pitcher and heat to 133°.
    Roast all the animal ingredients in a seperate pot
    Mix animal ingredients till frothy
    Take animal ingredients and place in pitcher.
    Add remaining ingredients to the pitcher 2 at a time, stirring frequently.
    Add cheese as needed.
    Pour liquids off into a seperate Dutch oven. Discard solids.
    Reduce soup to 1/3 by parbroiling for 3 hour(s), 47 minute(s).
    Garnish with one or more of the items from table below.
    Serve lukewarm.

    Garnish with
  • 1/4 ounce barite grit
  • 4 teaspoons browallia paste
  • 1 quart Grornog fritillary stem


  • Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded wildly varying results. Ultimately it is up to the GM to interpret these results.

    Vijius's grimoires indicated that 1 in 32 people were cured of the following symptoms: chills. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from adenocarcinoma, Alzheimer's, amebic dysentry, cellulitis, chlamydia, dengue, diverticulitis, dysentery, dystrophy, emphysema, Hodgkin's disease, leprosy, leprosy, muscular dystrophy, strep throat. If negative symptoms develop, see a medicine man immediately.

    Tyvethazien, Shrejias, Egoclyuzique's experiment indicated that Shade, Pegasus, Bunyip, Zombie, and Shadow's have up to 51% immunity to any effects of this recipe.


    Napregygius, Coria, Vyibliyuwar's essays indicated that neutral good aligned characters have up to 83% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Laboratory studies have shown Unicorn, Leprechaun, Hobgoblin, and Dragon's are at 61% more risk to 1/8 of the effects of this recipe.

    Tana's tomes concluded that true neutral, chaotic neutral and neutral good aligned characters are at 52% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Laboratory observations have concluded Giant's are at 22% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Tinus's experiments showed that each time the victim takes 4 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be temporarily confused.

    Tithænorbras's handbooks concluded that there is a 94% chance this recipe may cause automysophobia (fear of being dirty). Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from adenitis, adenitis, amebic dysentry, black lung, blastomycosis, chickenpox, Crohn's disease, gonorrhea, gonorrhea, heart attack, infantile paralysis, lupus, meningitis, multiple sclerosis, pinkeye. If negative symptoms develop, see a medicine man immediately.

    Othon, Gryroca, Iothos's study indicated that Gnome's are at 98% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Grakwik, Krittli, Skrakwitl's journal indicated that Siren's have a 88% immunity to 1/8 of the effects of this recipe.

    Personal studies concluded that there is a 95% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are not communicable. All players within 15 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.

    Personal scrolls indicated that 75% of people who used this recipe experienced the following symptoms: anal leakage, anemia, blood clots, gymnophobia (fear of nudity), heart attack, heart attack, inability to cast divine spells, menorrhagia, oenophobia (fear of wine), polyphobia (fear of many things). Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from bubonic plague, cellulitis, cholera, emphysema, gingivitis, gingivitis, glaucoma, laryngitis, laryngitis, leprosy, malaria, multiple sclerosis, pertussis, polio, scurvy. If negative symptoms develop, see a druid immediately.

    Personal scrolls indicated that monk's are at 38% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Dhuggik, Thiden's reports concluded that Human's have up to 55% immunity to 1/7 of the effects of this recipe.

    Laboratory tests have concluded chaotic evil aligned characters are at 48% more risk to 1/9 of the effects of this recipe.

    Personal grimoire indicated that ranger, paladin, farmer and bard's are at 40% more risk to 1/10 of the effects of this recipe.

    Ifeci, Flicru's records concluded that the victim must make 4 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

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