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The Alchemist's Cookbook v2
Complex Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

This material is Open Game Content, and is licensed for public use under the terms of the Open Game License v1.0a.

Ingredients
  • 1 quart frozen vanadinite
  • 1/9 tablespoon Thrugung aventurine
  • 24 quarts Emifra cannabis
  • 1/4 fluid ounce streptocarpus
  • 1 ounce frozen neodymium
  • 1 pound dried Ofurd molybdenum
  • 11 ounces Tuainpe edelweiss
  • 1/5 cup Udiblopien fritillary leaves
  • 20 cups chopped Cycremep drake
  • 1 cup powdered holmium
  • 13 pounds essence of baby's breath
  • 1 cup stewed kelpie
  • 1/4 quart Iwazia dog violet
  • 1/9 pound dried mesquite


  • Powder Directions
    Grind all the ingredients with a mortar in a stewpot.
    Allow the ground mixture to dry into powder.
    Powder will be ready when it's color is red.
    Powder can be taken with or sprinkled on food and drink.

    Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded wildly varying results. Ultimately it is up to the GM to interpret these results.

    Personal codex indicated that this may cure the following symptoms: heart attack. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, cellulitis, chlamydia, contact dermatitis. If negative symptoms develop, see a healer immediately.

    Dofrög's guides showed that chaotic good aligned characters have a 61% immunity to the effects of this recipe.


    Cruerte, Tuamlotis, Dufrae's codex showed that each time the victim takes 12 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or all damage incurred is permanent.

    Uvoprag, Flipraguzien's journals showed that there is a 79% chance this recipe may cause age reversal, albinism, albinism, anthropophobia (fear of people), apnea, arachnophobia (fear of spiders), aulophobia (fear of flutes), autophobia (fear of loneliness), blurred vision, cackle fever, clinophobia (fear of beds), dementia, dizziness, dromophobia (fear of motion), dry mouth, dry mouth, dry mouth, freckles, fugues, fugues, hallucinations, heart attack, height shrinkage of at least 1 inch, hierophobia (fear of religious objects), incontinence, itching, kidney failure, kidney failure, migraines, migraines, muscular atrophy, muscular atrophy, muscular atrophy, muscular atrophy, odynesophobia (fear of pain), temperature 10°F warmer than normal, temperature 4°F cooler than normal. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from genital herpes, herpes, leukemia, lupus. If negative symptoms persist, see a medicine man immediately.

    Itetio's test concluded that paladin and rogue's are at 18% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Personal handbook concluded that Dwarf, Human, and Elf's are at 77% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Personal test showed that Yeti, and Unicorn's have a 53% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Tenia, Akria, Pelene's scrolls showed that Shade, Basilisk, Ice Giant, Succubus, Gremlin, Snark, and Sphinx's are at 7% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Siefiwfr, Dea, Ovsottrtr's tests concluded that fighter's have a 97% immunity to 1/7 of the effects of this recipe.

    Personal guides showed that Pixie's have up to 9% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Brevrolak's handbooks indicated that the victim must make 10 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

    An'aku, Tas's experiment indicated that 44% of people who used this recipe experienced the following symptoms: aichurophobia (fear of pointed objects), albinism, alektorophobia (fear of chickens), anthropophobia (fear of people), asthma, blinding sickness, blood clots, botanophobia (fear of plants), cataplexy, chills, delierium, difficulty swallowing, hair color changes, hair growth up to 9 inches, heliophobia (fear of sunlight), odynesophobia (fear of pain), priapism, priapism, siderophobia (fear of the stars), upset stomach, vertigo, zits. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from amebiasis, beriberi, dystrophy, tapeworm. If negative symptoms persist, see a sorcerer immediately.

    Personal experiments have shown that Drow's are at 1% more risk to 1/9 of the effects of this recipe.

    Quamri, Dipesa, Fiuntius's tests showed that Wyvern's are at 36% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Aenindasnril, Tithelas, Ænilril's codexes concluded that Goblin, Halfling, Gnome, Drow, and Ogre's have up to 50% immunity to 1/7 of the effects of this recipe.

    Nouixli, Uibesi, Namgita's report showed that farmer, soldier, monk and bard's have a 91% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Tirrilael, Elriániel, Tirorbrileth's guides showed that neutral evil aligned characters are at 7% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Thraeis, Vroon, Chla's encyclopedias concluded that there is a 21% chance that the cook will obtain a magical immunity to any side-effects.

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