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The Alchemist's Cookbook v2
Complex Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

This material is Open Game Content, and is licensed for public use under the terms of the Open Game License v1.0a.

Ingredients
  • 22 ounces Taoh gadolinum aggregate
  • 19 pints chopped butterbur
  • 1/5 gallon hydra
  • 1/6 teaspoon stewed Tuamctriret euphorbia
  • 1/6 ounce diced Japrevius acmite
  • 1/5 quart Dah'os watermelon extract
  • 4 pounds fresh arum
  • 1/8 gallon wallflower
  • 19 teaspoons larch
  • 4 cups chopped giant ant
  • 1/10 ounce chopped Zabribomien pyrophyllite
  • 1/8 quart ergot flowers
  • 1/6 fluid ounce chopped Ando giant
  • 1 fluid ounce chopped Sininbrian hawkweed


  • Powder Directions
    Grind all the ingredients with a mortar in a stewpot.
    Allow the ground mixture to dry into powder.
    Powder will be ready when it's color is green.
    Powder can be taken with or sprinkled on food and drink.

    Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded wildly varying results. Ultimately it is up to the GM to interpret these results.

    Droyock, Phibryi's handbooks showed that 1 in 30 people experienced the following symptoms: eunuchoidism. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from cellulitis, epilepsy, heart attack. If negative symptoms develop, see a medicine man immediately.

    Ittrv, Zilas's cookbooks showed that chaotic neutral aligned characters have up to 87% immunity to any effects of this recipe.


    Novili, Armrin's grimoire indicated that each time the victim takes 8 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be blinded.

    Personal grimoires showed that there is a 71% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 6+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls in a row to cure.

    Equamtur's essays indicated that there is a 60% chance that the cook will obtain a magical immunity to 38% of the side-effects.

    G'muggarth, Kraggur's observation indicated that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

    Grabogywus, Irone, Tepri's grimoires indicated that there is a 47% chance that additional servings will cure any negative symptoms by a factor of 6.

    Personal experiments have concluded that 58% of people who used this recipe were cured of the following symptoms: acerophobia (fear of sourness), agyiophobia (fear of being in streets), apnea, batrachophobia (fear of frogs, reptiles), bedwetting, blood clots, blurred vision, cataplexy, crystallophobia (fear of crystals), difficulty swallowing, dinophobia (fear of dizziness), double vision, hair growth up to 1 inch, heliophobia (fear of sunlight), hyalophobia (fear of glass), iatrophobia (fear of doctors, hospitals), inability to cast any spells, incontinence, menorrhagia, mindfire, mummy rot, rosacea, teratophobia (fear of monsters). Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from emphysema, pinkeye, stroke. If negative symptoms develop, see an alchemist immediately.

    Theerael, Aelánæl's journal indicated that farmer's are at 52% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Frafrasi's encyclopedia showed that Leprechaun, Air Elemental, Kelpie, Ogre, Brown Bear, Poltergeist, and Griffin's are at 29% more risk to 1/7 of the effects of this recipe.

    Knoum's tome indicated that monk's have a 57% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Independant laboratory experiments have indicated Dwarf's have a 65% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Eyethyobrediel's observations showed that there is a 60% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are not communicable. All players within 465 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.

    Hoctamta, Uaquoscui's journal concluded that 23% of people who used this recipe were cured of up to 3 of the following symptoms: agyrophobia (fear of crossing streets), anal leakage, atrophy, catoptrophobia (fear of mirrors), double vision, homichlophobia (fear of fog), inability to cast arcane spells, incontinence, kidney failure, ligyrophobia (fear of noise), myrmecophobia (fear of ants), rosacea, selenophobia (fear of the moon). Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from cellulitis, endocarditis, leukemia. If negative symptoms persist, see a witch immediately.

    Tedroatympnus, Anphisos's observations indicated that chaotic neutral and true neutral aligned characters have a 22% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Thumnak, Thudrir's studies concluded that Pixie's have a 16% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Tuamsententi, Inmarire, Corum's grimoires indicated that wizard and paladin's have a 65% immunity to 1/7 of the effects of this recipe.

    Laboratory experiments have indicated Shadow, Jinn, Beholder, Stone Giant, Doppleganger, and Mermaid's have a 43% immunity to 1/2 of the effects of this recipe.

    Zoyuds, N'jow'dox'ev's studies showed that Drow's are at 8% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Pudifiema's treatises indicated that lawful neutral and neutral good aligned characters are at 59% more risk to 1/5 of the effects of this recipe.

    Vromae, Orna's treatises indicated that there is a 80% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are communicable. All players within 213 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.

    Personal guide showed that 90% of people who used this recipe were cured of 3 or more of the following symptoms: aneurysm, anthophobia (fear of flowers), arithmophobia (fear of numbers), atrophy, bad breath, cataplexy, choking, choking, clinophobia (fear of beds), dendrophobia (fear of trees), double vision, freckles, freckles, haptophobia (fear of touch), odynesophobia (fear of pain), priapism, rosacea, rosacea. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from amebiasis, cardiac arrest, chlamydia. If negative symptoms persist, see a sorcerer immediately.

    Priquiho's tome concluded that neutral evil aligned characters are at 83% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Personal tests have shown that Manticore's are at 17% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Aelæniriad's essay indicated that the victim must make 10 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

    Uflefro's essays concluded that there is a 79% chance this recipe may cause agoraphobia (fear of open places, crowds), alignment changes, atopy, bedwetting, blurred vision, ectopic pregnancy, hagiophobia (fear of holy things, saints), hot flashes, hyalophobia (fear of glass), muscular atrophy. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from cold and fever symptoms, cold and fever symptoms, diverticulitis. If negative symptoms develop, see a witch immediately.

    Laboratory studies have concluded Elf, Human, and Halfling's have a 34% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Shrichyukiwien, Okrimifresus, Xoprivesar's tomes concluded that each time the victim takes 5 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or all damage incurred is permanent.

    Fryp's study showed that 1 in 106 people were cured of up to 3 of the following symptoms: acerophobia (fear of sourness), anemia, apnea, bedwetting, blood clots, cramps, cramps, dizziness, freckles, hair growth up to 1 inch, hair growth up to 1 inch, inability to cast arcane spells, itching, melophobia (fear of music), metallophobia (fear of metal), mindfire, vestiphobia (fear of clothing), warts. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from leukemia, pertussis, trachoma. If negative symptoms develop, see a medicine man immediately.

    Dimitum, Etzaste, Quoquoncis's manuals concluded that Gnome, Dwarf, Drow, and Giant's are at 16% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Alædies, Theilrian's experiments showed that cleric and druid's are at 23% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Rofulk, Astepuvweon, Awzeam's records indicated that the victim must make 8 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

    Bendis, Fraestnte's observation concluded that 1 in 166 people were cured of 3 or more of the following symptoms: aneurysm, angina, asthma, filth fever, hair color changes, incontinence, paranoia. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from cardiac arrest, pertussis, tuberculosis. If negative symptoms develop, see an alchemist immediately.

    Tegeandum, Dimiue's guides concluded that each time the victim takes 8 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or all damage incurred is permanent.

    Leson, Pykynsos, Olyios's scrolls indicated that there is a 19% chance this recipe may cure scelerophobia (fear of attack by the wicked), stroke. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Addison's disease, chickenpox, genital herpes. If negative symptoms persist, see a sorcerer immediately.

    Tasessa's records showed that there is a 59% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are communicable. All players within 241 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.

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