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The Alchemist's Cookbook v2
Complex Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

This material is Open Game Content, and is licensed for public use under the terms of the Open Game License v1.0a.

Ingredients
  • 1 cup Onoquod cranberry stem
  • 19 tablespoons Linanyn violet
  • 15 ounces Ibachasien bull seasoning
  • 7 cups frozen Uerecum privet juice
  • 14 pounds frozen ghoul
  • 1 fluid ounce Kyleiriel clarkia extract
  • 1/5 tablespoon essence of banana
  • 1 pound diced Skettle harebell leaves
  • 1/6 fluid ounce crushed Odmu'f'ez'hat squill
  • 1 cup Aelélorlan aubrietia extract
  • 1 pint frozen Ocyryeen epiphyllum
  • 1 ounce Elruxizku'g boronite
  • 1 quart distilled Brĝbolin paprika
  • 1/2 pound chopped thistle
  • 20 fluid ounces heliotrope root
  • 1/5 fluid ounce diced Sinorni mandrake
  • 1 quart stewed Mydes chalcanthrite
  • 1 ounce ragwort paste


  • Tincture Directions
    Grind all the ingredients with a mortar in a double boiler.
    Allow the ground mixture to dry into a powder.
    Powder will be ready when it's color is orange.
    Combine 1-4 oz. of the orange powder with 8 to 12 oz. whiskey.
    Add water to make a 50% alcohol solution.
    Let stand for two weeks, shaking once or twice a day.
    Strain and pour liquid into a bottle suitable for storage.

    Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded wildly varying results. Ultimately it is up to the GM to interpret these results.

    Graguk, Grugath, Thodok's treatises indicated that 33% of people who used this recipe experienced the following symptoms: ablutophobia (fear of bathing), aneurysm, atrophy, blurred vision, chills, cramps, difficulty swallowing, ergophobia (fear of work), freckles, oenophobia (fear of wine), upset stomach. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Alzheimer's, chronic fatigue disorder, conjunctivitis, pernicious anemia. If negative symptoms persist, see a sorcerer immediately.

    Aquopromni, Sitimi's reports concluded that lawful neutral, neutral good, lawful good and chaotic good aligned characters are at 71% more risk to any effects of this recipe.


    Personal scroll indicated that Hobgoblin's are at 55% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Modrën, Kordrin, Khumnilin's grimoire showed that fighter's have up to 66% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Personal journal indicated that true neutral and lawful evil aligned characters have up to 91% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Putequaeli, Tapo, Inrexi's test concluded that neutral evil aligned characters are at 85% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Laboratory experiments have shown each time the victim takes 15 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or 1/8 of all damage incurred is permanent.

    Personal observation concluded that this may cure the following symptoms: aerophagiaphobia (fear of swallowing air), ailurophobia (fear of cats), anthophobia (fear of flowers), artificial insemination, artificial insemination, atrophy, bedwetting, bibliophobia (fear of books), blinding sickness, blood clots, chills, choking, cramps, dementia, dementia, demonophobia (fear of demons), ecclesiophobia (fear of churches), feminophobia (fear of women), ingrown toenails, migraines, muscular atrophy, odynesophobia (fear of pain), paranoia, scelerophobia (fear of attack by the wicked), upset stomach, vomiting, warts. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from conjunctivitis, melanoma, pertussis, pinkeye. If negative symptoms persist, see an alchemist immediately.

    Quosiuirca's experiment showed that Human, Dwarf, and Gnome's are at 53% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Idyte's codexes indicated that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

    Independant laboratory observations have concluded 63% of people who used this recipe experienced the following symptoms: aerophobia (fear of air, wind), agrizoophobia (fear of wild animals), all checks +5 per serving, aneurysm, cnidophobia (fear of insect stings), delierium, demonophobia (fear of demons), dizziness, dystychiphobia (fear of accidents), freckles, hagiophobia (fear of holy things, saints), hair growth up to 2 inches, hemorrhoids, hemorrhoids, ingrown toenails, ingrown toenails, kidney failure, ligyrophobia (fear of noise), melophobia (fear of music), migraines, rosacea. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from bubonic plague, genital herpes, tapeworm, tuberculosis. If negative symptoms develop, see a medicine man immediately.

    Grih'sibul's handbook showed that Krenshar, Roc, Kraken, Wraith, and Earth Elemental's are at 66% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Rhodos's observation showed that Phoenix, Scorpion, and Gremlin's have up to 94% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Heso, Thenevirg, Abreshriprotia's scrolls concluded that each time the victim takes 5 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be fatigued.

    Thailiriel, Ĉladarlith's reports indicated that the victim must make 6 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

    Jekrubryque's records concluded that there is a 48% chance that the cook will obtain a magical immunity to 86% of the negative side-effects.

    Trilinendnar, Málánidri, Tyrĉdĉiliel's test indicated that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

    Hyryns's handbook showed that there is a 89% chance this recipe may cure agrizoophobia (fear of wild animals), aichurophobia (fear of pointed objects), alektorophobia (fear of chickens), anemia, atopy, auroraphobia (fear of auroras), autophobia (fear of loneliness), bad breath, carnophobia (fear of meat), coughing, difficulty swallowing, dinophobia (fear of dizziness), filth fever, gender reversal, hierophobia (fear of religious objects), panphobia (fear of everything), priapism, teratophobia (fear of monsters). Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from AIDS or other autoimmune deficiencies, chickenpox, leukemia, stroke. If negative symptoms persist, see a wizard immediately.

    Fenien, Shelo, Ydrethisi's journals concluded that farmer's are at 90% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Independant laboratory tests have shown there is a 86% chance that additional servings will aggravate any negative symptoms by a factor of 3.

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