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The Alchemist's Cookbook v2
Complex Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

This material is Open Game Content, and is licensed for public use under the terms of the Open Game License v1.0a.

Ingredients
  • 24 ounces powdered Yubifiel ghoul
  • 14 ounces Lirĉilanal geranium stem
  • 1 fluid ounce dried Hymeriike buckwheat
  • 1/2 teaspoon frozen Karolir sowbread
  • 16 ounces Allenanien holly extract
  • 1/10 cup shredded galangel
  • 1 fluid ounce dried Abrithirolia hafium
  • 3 tablespoons emerald
  • 1 quart sweetbrier paste
  • 1 fluid ounce crushed Worofias ylang-ylang
  • 1 ounce Utecia woolflower paste
  • 15 cups partially hydrogenated Morasnĉdril papaya
  • 1 cup maple flowers
  • 1 pint stewed Chagas gentian
  • 1 fluid ounce owl
  • 9 tablespoons chopped linden
  • 1/3 pound vanilla bean leaves
  • 1 gallon painted tongue
  • 1 tablespoon thallium
  • 1/5 tablespoon datura root
  • 1 quart distilled Edosa clivia
  • 1/4 quart crushed silverweed
  • 1 pint Tis cranberry
  • 25 ounces partially hydrogenated Creoon tradescantia
  • 13 cups pimento
  • 25 tablespoons crane seasoning
  • 1 pint Shizias giant ant oil


  • Soup Directions
    Put whiskey in a small wok and heat but do not boil.
    Add 1/5 of the ingredients to the wok and bring to a slow simmer.
    Add all remaining ingredients to the wok, stirring frequently.
    Add wine as needed.
    Seperate solids from the soup into a seperate double boiler.
    Mix the solids and place them back in the soup.
    Reduce soup to 1/3 by simmering for 80 minutes.
    Add whiskey to soup, then garnish to tastewith one of the items from table below
    Serve at room temperature.

    Garnish with
  • 1/10 quart powdered Ovrolin valerian
  • 1 cup Thriilrlenian ruby clusters
  • 1 teaspoon frozen Teeosqua garuda
  • 8 fluid ounces hellebore root
  • 1 pound cuckoopint seeds
  • 1 tablespoon diced Thoth olivine


  • Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded wildly varying results. Ultimately it is up to the GM to interpret these results.

    Tithendael, Aralril, Trylandas's handbooks indicated that 70% of people who used this recipe were cured of 9 or more of the following symptoms: age reversal, aurophobia (fear of gold), bad breath, blood clots, clinophobia (fear of beds), cryophobia (fear of ice, stasis), delierium, double vision, dromophobia (fear of motion), height growth of at least 7 inches, hippophobia (fear of horses), sneezing, vertigo. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from hyperactive thyroid, pertussis, pinkeye, strep throat. If negative symptoms persist, see a druid immediately.

    Hekra's tomes indicated that true neutral and neutral good aligned characters have a 92% immunity to the effects of this recipe.


    Dhorgar, Grokog's observations showed that lawful evil aligned characters are at 83% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Laboratory studies have indicated successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

    Pomie, Inosi, Caunee's tomes showed that each time the victim takes 12 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or all damage incurred is permanent.

    Trilidrrilnil, Thraélasnnar's observations showed that there is a 5% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 1+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls in a row to cure.

    Abothurar, Blavre's experiment indicated that there is a 74% chance that the cook will obtain a magical immunity to any negative side-effects.

    Aerindi's guides indicated that there is a 68% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are communicable. All players within 289 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.

    Atias's journals showed that there is a 56% chance that additional servings will aggravate any negative symptoms by a factor of 3.

    Kert, Kargretli, Kerltl's study indicated that each time the victim takes 3 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be blinded.

    Rhorhasos's study showed that 1 in 107 people were cured of 9 or more of the following symptoms: all checks +2 per serving, bad breath, ballistophobia (fear of bullets and missiles), bedwetting, chrematophobia (fear of money), coughing, dementia, ectopic pregnancy, freckles, hair growth up to 1/6 inch, itching, selenophobia (fear of the moon), warts. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from contact dermatitis, diverticulitis, diverticulitis, pertussis. If negative symptoms persist, see a healer immediately.

    Personal experiments concluded that paladin and sorcerer's are at 87% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Personal experiment indicated that Basilisk, Bunyip, and Werewolf's are at 100% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Elphaeus, Knooprythria, Tanai's observations concluded that ranger's are at 19% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Talilras's tome showed that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 2 points of damage is permanent drain instead.

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