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The Alchemist's Cookbook v2
Complex Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

This material is Open Game Content, and is licensed for public use under the terms of the Open Game License v1.0a.

Ingredients
  • 2 fluid ounces Siupexpyr goldenseal
  • 1/6 cup Wyowisius globe thistle
  • 1/5 quart crushed Oeretpia cyclamen
  • 1 pound mecanopsis
  • 1/6 pint sliced phlox
  • 1 teaspoon Ĉránaenyn geranium flowers
  • 1/5 fluid ounce flax root
  • 14 fluid ounces essence of privet
  • 4 quarts mendelevium
  • 1 teaspoon shredded Morindni merman
  • 19 pints essence of coffee
  • 1 quart Thei aragonite deposits
  • 1 pound calcite shards
  • 1 pound partially hydrogenated Trilaliel chicken
  • 1 tablespoon Karlos gniess shards
  • 1/9 cup fresh candytuft
  • 1/8 ounce chopped thistle
  • 1 tablespoon Nice shrimp plant
  • 1 cup powdered deer
  • 1 pound chopped Myene chinese lantern
  • 1 pound frozen cat
  • 1 fluid ounce dried comfrey


  • Syrup Directions
    In a bowl boil 3 pounds of sugar in 1 pint of water till it reaches a syrupy texture.
    Grind all the ingredients with a mortar in a seperate Dutch oven.
    Heat the ground powder over a small fire to dry.
    Powder will be ready when it's color is gray.
    Add powder to the syrup and strain syrup through a cloth into a seperate container.

    Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded wildly varying results. Ultimately it is up to the GM to interpret these results.

    Keyspus's experiments indicated that 21% of people who used this recipe experienced up to 7 of the following symptoms: acarophobia (fear of small objects), anal leakage, anemia, bedwetting, demon fever, euphobia (fear of good news), freckles, fugues, ingrown toenails, mummy rot, myrmecophobia (fear of ants), polyphobia (fear of many things), vertigo, vestiphobia (fear of clothing), zits. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from beriberi, black lung, conjunctivitis, emphysema, endocarditis, leprosy, leprosy, lung cancer, multiple sclerosis, muscular dystrophy. If negative symptoms develop, see a shaman immediately.

    Laboratory observations have indicated Lizardman, Rat, Scorpion, and Kraken's are at 64% more risk to 1/8 of the effects of this recipe.


    Independant laboratory tests have indicated bard and merchant's are at 29% more risk to 1/5 of the effects of this recipe.

    Ephovohessi, Bleng, Rurg's studies concluded that neutral evil aligned characters are at 26% more risk to 1/2 of the effects of this recipe.

    Silánnar's treatises concluded that there is a 78% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are communicable. All players within 191 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.

    Uiinem, Nariquo's observations concluded that each time the victim takes 5 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or all damage incurred is permanent.

    Praenetunc's experiment showed that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 5 points of damage is permanent drain instead.

    Nonpocru, Promecre, Sieti's treatises concluded that there is a 91% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 6+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls to cure.

    Personal observations have indicated that 10% of people who used this recipe were cured of the following symptoms: anthophobia (fear of flowers), atrophy, blood clots, cheimaphobia (fear of cold), chills, cysts, hippophobia (fear of horses), kopophobia (fear of fatigue), temperature 4°F cooler than normal. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Addison's disease, arteriosclerosis, bubonic plague, cardiac arrest, dengue, diptheria, diverticulosis, leprosy, yellow fever, yellow fever. If negative symptoms persist, see an alchemist immediately.

    Eiuslurelli, Lorne's manual showed that lawful neutral and chaotic evil aligned characters have up to 80% immunity to 1/6 of the effects of this recipe.

    Hugrar, Brĝbroin, Bravrug's experiments concluded that Human's have up to 48% immunity to 1/8 of the effects of this recipe.

    Jikbr'ze, Szeep, Evmu'ibgusiax's grimoire indicated that ranger's have a 65% immunity to 1/3 of the effects of this recipe.

    Idava, Eshusha's study showed that ranger, barbarian and paladin's have a 27% immunity to 1/10 of the effects of this recipe.

    Kartl, Skrage's manuals showed that fighter's are at 1% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Mererasnian, Lirasraenial's journal indicated that chaotic good and true neutral aligned characters are at 90% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Sililnal, Lirrilrieth's observation showed that lawful evil aligned characters have a 26% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Skyni, Orkanamdeis's experiments showed that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

    Biczy's manuals showed that 1 in 141 people experienced the following symptoms: anal leakage, aneurysm, arithmophobia (fear of numbers), atopy, cramps, demon fever, dinophobia (fear of dizziness), hagiophobia (fear of holy things, saints), iophobia (fear of rust), itching, itching, kidney failure, paranoia, prosophobia (fear of progress). Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Alzheimer's, amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, arteriosclerosis, emphysema, gingivitis, infantile paralysis, Lyme disease, lymphoma, peritonitis, trachoma. If negative symptoms develop, see a witch immediately.

    Shruvowien, Prunyodrasse, Grefopitiel's studies indicated that Elf, Doppleganger, Human, Drow, and Halfling's are at 31% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Poria's manuals indicated that Dwarf, and Gnome's have a 29% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Cummilor, Neallum's manuals concluded that Kobold's are at 84% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Ieisce, Ima, Grauiusgrinscieco's guide showed that each time the victim takes 5 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be permanently fatigued.

    Cigesi's manual showed that 15% of people who used this recipe experienced 7 or more of the following symptoms: acrophobia (fear of heights), age reversal, atopy, batophobia (fear of high buildings), bibliophobia (fear of books), cataplexy, cenophobia (fear of empty rooms), dizziness, dry mouth, haptophobia (fear of touch), itching, necrophobia (fear of corpses), vomiting. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from adenocarcinoma, amebic dysentry, amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, kala-azar, laryngitis, leprosy, pernicious anemia, snail fever, tapeworm, trachoma. If negative symptoms persist, see an alchemist immediately.

    Emth, Phothne's handbooks showed that Thunderbird's are at 91% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Xyiyus, Tu'um's records showed that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

    Pricaon, Rhoth, Etus's record showed that there is a 12% chance this recipe may cause acarophobia (fear of small objects), anal leakage, androphobia (fear of men), atrophy, demonophobia (fear of demons), ectopic pregnancy, inability to cast arcane spells, itching, migraines, odynesophobia (fear of pain), rosacea, stroke. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from adenocarcinoma, cancer, cardiac arrest, contact dermatitis, diptheria, infantile paralysis, pernicious anemia, polio, scurvy, scurvy. If negative symptoms persist, see a medicine man immediately.

    Personal experiments have concluded that Kelpie, Wight, Dragon, Wyvern, Shadow, Krenshar, and Trapdoor Spider's have up to 87% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Telanyn, Sineiras's experiments concluded that there is a 81% chance that additional servings will cure any negative symptoms by a factor of 6.

    Dryclejus's guide concluded that 1 in 235 people were cured of 7 or more of the following symptoms: abnormal shrinkage of current body parts, albinism, alignment reversal, apnea, difficulty swallowing, dizziness, dromophobia (fear of motion), eunuchoidism, hallucinations, headaches, lachanophobia (fear of vegetables), panphobia (fear of everything), vertigo. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Addison's disease, arteriosclerosis, cardiac arrest, cold and fever symptoms, diabetes, genital herpes, gonorrhea, peritonitis, peritonitis, thrush. If negative symptoms develop, see a sorcerer immediately.

    Vrocuarithon, Hanes, Tanes's experiment showed that Cave Bear's have a 100% immunity to 1/8 of the effects of this recipe.

    Dusgora's encyclopedias showed that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

    Personal observation concluded that 1 in 119 people experienced 7 or more of the following symptoms: aerophagiaphobia (fear of swallowing air), agrizoophobia (fear of wild animals), atephobia (fear of ruins), basiphobia (fear of walking), botanophobia (fear of plants), coughing, cramps, dementia, dry mouth, heart attack, hot flashes, incontinence, iophobia (fear of rust), mindfire, polyphobia (fear of many things), sciaphobia (fear of shadows), vertigo. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from adenocarcinoma, bubonic plague, conjunctivitis, dysentery, gastric ulcers, gingivitis, heart attack, leprosy, leukemia, louse. If negative symptoms develop, see a witch immediately.

    Adpihavqu'vyir's handbooks concluded that the victim must make 6 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

    Independant laboratory studies have indicated 1 in 24 people experienced the following symptoms: aulophobia (fear of flutes), cremnophobia (fear of precipices), cysts, ingrown toenails, sneezing, vomiting. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from amebiasis, beriberi, Hodgkin's disease, leprosy, Lyme disease, melanoma, multiple sclerosis, rabies, tetanus, toxicosis. If negative symptoms persist, see a healer immediately.

    Telinbrasiel, Aridrĉdyn, Trilinlennal's records indicated that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

    Independant laboratory observations have concluded there is a 46% chance this recipe may cause acerophobia (fear of sourness), acousticophobia (fear of sound), aeronausiphobia (fear of airsickness), age reversal, alektorophobia (fear of chickens), anal leakage, aneurysm, apnea, autism, ballistophobia (fear of bullets and missiles), cackle fever, cibophobia (fear of food), cibophobia (fear of food), cometophobia (fear of comets), coprophobia (fear of feces), coughing, cremnophobia (fear of precipices), dementia, dementia, devil chills, difficulty swallowing, erythrophobia (fear of blushing, color red), erythrophobia (fear of blushing, color red), gephyrophobia (fear of bridges), gerascophobia (fear of growing old), heliophobia (fear of sunlight), hemorrhoids, hippophobia (fear of horses), hypnophobia (fear of hypnosis), itching, migraines, mummy rot, myrmecophobia (fear of ants), priapism, upset stomach, vertigo, vomiting. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from black lung, dengue, high blood pressure, hookworm, hyperactive thyroid, laryngitis, lung cancer, lupus, Lyme disease, meningitis. If negative symptoms develop, see a sorcerer immediately.

    Tio's grimoire showed that there is a 75% chance that additional servings will aggravate any negative symptoms by a factor of 6.

    Garfolir, Brorgain, Grarmolin's reports indicated that this may cure the following symptoms: alektorophobia (fear of chickens), anal leakage, anemia, anemia, atopy, bedwetting, botanophobia (fear of plants), coprophobia (fear of feces), coughing, coughing, demon fever, demon fever, ectopic pregnancy, hallucinations, hodophobia (fear of travel), hodophobia (fear of travel), muscular atrophy, siderophobia (fear of the stars), temperature 10°F warmer than normal, triskadekaphobia (fear of the number thirteen), vertigo, vomiting. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from croup, hookworm, hyperactive thyroid, louse, malaria, melanoma, pernicious anemia, pertussis, rabies, yellow fever. If negative symptoms persist, see a druid immediately.

    Cunestacre's cookbook showed that there is a 68% chance that additional servings will cure any negative symptoms by a factor of 8.

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