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Ingredients
1/3 fluid ounce chopped boar
1 gallon Tharili pixie
17 teaspoons eglantine
16 cups frozen Gyerd aventurine
1 tablespoon cedar petals
1 quart bloodstone chunks
24 pints Tirrićilyn silverweed juice
1/8 fluid ounce partially hydrogenated ginkgo
24 cups rye paste
1/10 teaspoon partially hydrogenated Kwattla polonium
14 fluid ounces sandstone chunks
1/7 tablespoon sliced geranium
1 teaspoon carnauba extract
1/9 pound solomon's seal
1 teaspoon partially hydrogenated zinc
1 pint pimento leaves
25 tablespoons guava leaves
1 ounce Chriccuoni malachite deposits
25 tablespoons powdered spectre
1/5 cup Oprurd sedum leaves
1 tablespoon nymph dressing

Soup Directions
Put cream in a small Dutch oven and heat but do not boil.
Steam all the plant ingredients in a seperate wok
Mix plant ingredients till well blended
Take plant ingredients and place in Dutch oven.
Add remaining ingredients to the Dutch oven in increments of 1/5, stirring occasionally.
Add salt as needed.
Pour liquids off into a seperate pot. Discard solids.
Parbroil soup for 45 minutes.
Garnish with one of the items from table below.
Serve at room temperature.

Garnish with
1/3 tablespoon columbium deposits
1 pound dried alkanet
1 tablespoon diced sodium

Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
* Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded wildly varying results. Ultimately it is up to the GM to interpret these results.

Personal experiment showed that this may cure the following symptoms: anal leakage, anemia, aneurysm, apnea, bedwetting, blurred vision, chills, coughing, dementia, dementia, eunuchoidism, hallucinations, hallucinations, heart attack, height shrinkage of at least 1/2 inch, hemorrhoids, homichlophobia (fear of fog), hot flashes, sciaphobia (fear of shadows), vestiphobia (fear of clothing). Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from adenitis, arteriosclerosis, beriberi, thrush. If negative symptoms persist, see a shaman immediately.

Exguqu's studies indicated that soldier's have a 72% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

Maphete, Comis, Chiphos's scrolls concluded that wizard and farmer's are at 87% more risk to 1/10 of the effects of this recipe.

Brafrain, Turnar's grimoires indicated that neutral good aligned characters are at 91% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

Utreincre, Afleiuue's codexes concluded that paladin's are at 25% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

Independant laboratory observations have shown there is a 16% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are communicable. All players within 25 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.

Oseia's cookbook showed that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 5 points of damage is permanent drain instead.

Brolmön, Darmög's cookbook indicated that each time the victim takes 5 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or 1/8 of all damage incurred is permanent.

Tagaeus's tomes indicated that there is a 31% chance this recipe may cause difficulty swallowing, homichlophobia (fear of fog), sciaphobia (fear of shadows), vomiting, zits. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from cholera, high blood pressure, louse, mumps. If negative symptoms develop, see a healer immediately.

Titheiriel, Thraéllir's treatises indicated that lawful neutral, neutral good and lawful evil aligned characters are at 57% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

Mállenol's experiments indicated that chaotic good aligned characters have up to 57% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

Eeno, Ai's manuals indicated that Firedrake's have a 79% immunity to 1/4 of the effects of this recipe.

Gumok, Moggang's codexes concluded that Halfling, and Human's are at 44% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

Málasriel, Ćridras's treatises indicated that Gnome's are at 34% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

Trylćneth's records indicated that Gnome, Elf, Drow, Giant, and Orc's have up to 61% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

Independant laboratory observations have shown there is a 94% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 7+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls in a row to cure.

Personal experiments have indicated that 34% of people who used this recipe were cured of the following symptoms: age reversal, albinism, anthropophobia (fear of people), autism, carnophobia (fear of meat), chills, dipsophobia (fear of drinking), double vision, dry mouth, ecclesiophobia (fear of churches), headaches, hippophobia (fear of horses), mindfire, muscular atrophy, selenophobia (fear of the moon). Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from black lung, dengue, dengue, Hodgkin's disease. If negative symptoms persist, see a druid immediately.

Aerandian, Lirćilorbriel's test concluded that soldier and rogue's have a 14% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

Nouecrequas, Isatum's studies showed that Dwarf's have a 67% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

Emthon's report showed that Ankheg, and Demon's have a 9% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

Iopouse's grimoire showed that there is a 53% chance that additional servings will aggravate any negative symptoms by a factor of 3.

Thiorael, Theasniel, Morannil's record indicated that 13% of people who used this recipe were cured of 5 or more of the following symptoms: atephobia (fear of ruins), atrophy, delierium, headaches, headaches, hot flashes, skin color changes. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Addison's disease, Alzheimer's, arthritis, strep throat. If negative symptoms persist, see a healer immediately.

Thiorbradas's manuals showed that Minotaur, Thunderbird, and Scorpion's are at 65% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

Gryris, Lyretta, Posmepoessa's cookbooks indicated that lawful good, chaotic evil and true neutral aligned characters have a 64% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

Uiointu, Taui's manual concluded that Ice Giant's are at 43% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

Usurum's record showed that the victim must make 12 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

Personal experiments indicated that 1 in 170 people experienced the following symptoms: anal leakage, aneurysm, apnea, apnea, atopy, atrophy, bad breath, cysts, dipsophobia (fear of drinking), ectopic pregnancy, freckles, hippophobia (fear of horses), incontinence, incontinence, paranoia, priapism, triskadekaphobia (fear of the number thirteen), zits, zits. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from coronary heart disease, dengue, kala-azar, tetanus. If negative symptoms develop, see a druid immediately.

Osoe's guides showed that the victim must make 4 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

Aenelol, Malilrieth's codex concluded that 44% of people who used this recipe were cured of up to 5 of the following symptoms: acerophobia (fear of sourness), anal leakage, angina, bad breath, dikephobia (fear of justice), hair growth up to 1 inch, headaches, mindfire, sciaphobia (fear of shadows). Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from arthritis, lupus, pneumonia, trachoma. If negative symptoms persist, see a witch immediately.

Qitisetut, Avod'ayle, Attamquul's tome showed that there is a 95% chance that the cook will obtain a natural immunity to 39% of the negative side-effects.

Armae's essays showed that 24% of people who used this recipe experienced the following symptoms: alopecia, angina, autism, bad breath, basiphobia (fear of walking), basiphobia (fear of walking), chaetophobia (fear of hair), chills, cramps, cremnophobia (fear of precipices), cysts, decidophobia (fear of decisions), dipsophobia (fear of drinking), freckles, hair growth up to 1/10 inch, inability to cast divine spells, ingrown toenails, menorrhagia, paranoia, priapism, selenophobia (fear of the moon), sneezing, stroke, teratophobia (fear of monsters), zits. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from arthritis, lupus, measles, tuberculosis. If negative symptoms persist, see an alchemist immediately.

Shtif'em, Zyahom's grimoire showed that there is a 5% chance that additional servings will aggravate any negative symptoms by a factor of 6.

Personal experiments have concluded that this may cure the following symptoms: acarophobia (fear of small objects), aerophobia (fear of air, wind), age reversal, agrizoophobia (fear of wild animals), alignment changes, alopecia, amathophobia (fear of dust), anemia, angina, anthropophobia (fear of people), automysophobia (fear of being dirty), batrachophobia (fear of frogs, reptiles), bibliophobia (fear of books), blurred vision, cataplexy, cysts, dementia, demonophobia (fear of demons), difficulty swallowing, ectopic pregnancy, hematophobia (fear of blood), hemorrhoids, hierophobia (fear of religious objects), homichlophobia (fear of fog), ingrown toenails, panphobia (fear of everything), priapism, rosacea, rosacea, symbolophobia (fear of symbols, magic), vestiphobia (fear of clothing). Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Addison's disease, cardiac arrest, hyperactive thyroid, toxicosis. If negative symptoms develop, see a healer immediately.

Fetopapien, Ahizashowius's scrolls indicated that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.


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Download AlchemistCookbook2.ipt The Alchemist's Cookbook v2 Complex Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions This material is Open Game Content, and is licensed for public use under the terms of the Open Game License v1.0a. Ingredients 1/3 fluid ounce chopped boar 1 gallon Tharili pixie 17 teaspoons eglantine 16 cups frozen Gyerd aventurine 1 tablespoon cedar petals 1 quart bloodstone chunks 24 pints Tirrićilyn silverweed juice 1/8 fluid ounce partially hydrogenated ginkgo 24 cups rye paste 1/10 teaspoon partially hydrogenated Kwattla polonium 14 fluid ounces sandstone chunks 1/7 tablespoon sliced geranium 1 teaspoon carnauba extract 1/9 pound solomon's seal 1 teaspoon partially hydrogenated zinc 1 pint pimento leaves 25 tablespoons guava leaves 1 ounce Chriccuoni malachite deposits 25 tablespoons powdered spectre 1/5 cup Oprurd sedum leaves 1 tablespoon nymph dressing Soup Directions Put cream in a small Dutch oven and heat but do not boil. Steam all the plant ingredients in a seperate wok Mix plant ingredients till well blended Take plant ingredients and place in Dutch oven. Add remaining ingredients to the Dutch oven in increments of 1/5, stirring occasionally. Add salt as needed. Pour liquids off into a seperate pot. Discard solids. Parbroil soup for 45 minutes. Garnish with one of the items from table below. Serve at room temperature. Garnish with 1/3 tablespoon columbium deposits 1 pound dried alkanet 1 tablespoon diced sodium Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance* * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded wildly varying results. Ultimately it is up to the GM to interpret these results. Personal experiment showed that this may cure the following symptoms: anal leakage, anemia, aneurysm, apnea, bedwetting, blurred vision, chills, coughing, dementia, dementia, eunuchoidism, hallucinations, hallucinations, heart attack, height shrinkage of at least 1/2 inch, hemorrhoids, homichlophobia (fear of fog), hot flashes, sciaphobia (fear of shadows), vestiphobia (fear of clothing). Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from adenitis, arteriosclerosis, beriberi, thrush. If negative symptoms persist, see a shaman immediately. Exguqu's studies indicated that soldier's have a 72% immunity to the effects of this recipe. Maphete, Comis, Chiphos's scrolls concluded that wizard and farmer's are at 87% more risk to 1/10 of the effects of this recipe. Brafrain, Turnar's grimoires indicated that neutral good aligned characters are at 91% more risk to the effects of this recipe. Utreincre, Afleiuue's codexes concluded that paladin's are at 25% more risk to the effects of this recipe. Independant laboratory observations have shown there is a 16% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are communicable. All players within 25 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected. Oseia's cookbook showed that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 5 points of damage is permanent drain instead. Brolmön, Darmög's cookbook indicated that each time the victim takes 5 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or 1/8 of all damage incurred is permanent. Tagaeus's tomes indicated that there is a 31% chance this recipe may cause difficulty swallowing, homichlophobia (fear of fog), sciaphobia (fear of shadows), vomiting, zits. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from cholera, high blood pressure, louse, mumps. If negative symptoms develop, see a healer immediately. Titheiriel, Thraéllir's treatises indicated that lawful neutral, neutral good and lawful evil aligned characters are at 57% more risk to any effects of this recipe. Mállenol's experiments indicated that chaotic good aligned characters have up to 57% immunity to any effects of this recipe. Eeno, Ai's manuals indicated that Firedrake's have a 79% immunity to 1/4 of the effects of this recipe. Gumok, Moggang's codexes concluded that Halfling, and Human's are at 44% more risk to the effects of this recipe. Málasriel, Ćridras's treatises indicated that Gnome's are at 34% more risk to any effects of this recipe. Trylćneth's records indicated that Gnome, Elf, Drow, Giant, and Orc's have up to 61% immunity to any effects of this recipe. Independant laboratory observations have shown there is a 94% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 7+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls in a row to cure. Personal experiments have indicated that 34% of people who used this recipe were cured of the following symptoms: age reversal, albinism, anthropophobia (fear of people), autism, carnophobia (fear of meat), chills, dipsophobia (fear of drinking), double vision, dry mouth, ecclesiophobia (fear of churches), headaches, hippophobia (fear of horses), mindfire, muscular atrophy, selenophobia (fear of the moon). Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from black lung, dengue, dengue, Hodgkin's disease. If negative symptoms persist, see a druid immediately. Aerandian, Lirćilorbriel's test concluded that soldier and rogue's have a 14% immunity to the effects of this recipe. Nouecrequas, Isatum's studies showed that Dwarf's have a 67% immunity to the effects of this recipe. Emthon's report showed that Ankheg, and Demon's have a 9% immunity to any effects of this recipe. Iopouse's grimoire showed that there is a 53% chance that additional servings will aggravate any negative symptoms by a factor of 3. Thiorael, Theasniel, Morannil's record indicated that 13% of people who used this recipe were cured of 5 or more of the following symptoms: atephobia (fear of ruins), atrophy, delierium, headaches, headaches, hot flashes, skin color changes. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Addison's disease, Alzheimer's, arthritis, strep throat. If negative symptoms persist, see a healer immediately. Thiorbradas's manuals showed that Minotaur, Thunderbird, and Scorpion's are at 65% more risk to any effects of this recipe. Gryris, Lyretta, Posmepoessa's cookbooks indicated that lawful good, chaotic evil and true neutral aligned characters have a 64% immunity to the effects of this recipe. Uiointu, Taui's manual concluded that Ice Giant's are at 43% more risk to any effects of this recipe. Usurum's record showed that the victim must make 12 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe. Personal experiments indicated that 1 in 170 people experienced the following symptoms: anal leakage, aneurysm, apnea, apnea, atopy, atrophy, bad breath, cysts, dipsophobia (fear of drinking), ectopic pregnancy, freckles, hippophobia (fear of horses), incontinence, incontinence, paranoia, priapism, triskadekaphobia (fear of the number thirteen), zits, zits. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from coronary heart disease, dengue, kala-azar, tetanus. If negative symptoms develop, see a druid immediately. Osoe's guides showed that the victim must make 4 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe. Aenelol, Malilrieth's codex concluded that 44% of people who used this recipe were cured of up to 5 of the following symptoms: acerophobia (fear of sourness), anal leakage, angina, bad breath, dikephobia (fear of justice), hair growth up to 1 inch, headaches, mindfire, sciaphobia (fear of shadows). Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from arthritis, lupus, pneumonia, trachoma. If negative symptoms persist, see a witch immediately. Qitisetut, Avod'ayle, Attamquul's tome showed that there is a 95% chance that the cook will obtain a natural immunity to 39% of the negative side-effects. Armae's essays showed that 24% of people who used this recipe experienced the following symptoms: alopecia, angina, autism, bad breath, basiphobia (fear of walking), basiphobia (fear of walking), chaetophobia (fear of hair), chills, cramps, cremnophobia (fear of precipices), cysts, decidophobia (fear of decisions), dipsophobia (fear of drinking), freckles, hair growth up to 1/10 inch, inability to cast divine spells, ingrown toenails, menorrhagia, paranoia, priapism, selenophobia (fear of the moon), sneezing, stroke, teratophobia (fear of monsters), zits. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from arthritis, lupus, measles, tuberculosis. If negative symptoms persist, see an alchemist immediately. Shtif'em, Zyahom's grimoire showed that there is a 5% chance that additional servings will aggravate any negative symptoms by a factor of 6. Personal experiments have concluded that this may cure the following symptoms: acarophobia (fear of small objects), aerophobia (fear of air, wind), age reversal, agrizoophobia (fear of wild animals), alignment changes, alopecia, amathophobia (fear of dust), anemia, angina, anthropophobia (fear of people), automysophobia (fear of being dirty), batrachophobia (fear of frogs, reptiles), bibliophobia (fear of books), blurred vision, cataplexy, cysts, dementia, demonophobia (fear of demons), difficulty swallowing, ectopic pregnancy, hematophobia (fear of blood), hemorrhoids, hierophobia (fear of religious objects), homichlophobia (fear of fog), ingrown toenails, panphobia (fear of everything), priapism, rosacea, rosacea, symbolophobia (fear of symbols, magic), vestiphobia (fear of clothing). Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Addison's disease, cardiac arrest, hyperactive thyroid, toxicosis. If negative symptoms develop, see a healer immediately. Fetopapien, Ahizashowius's scrolls indicated that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character. Generated by ipad2cgi, the Inspiration Pad Pro 2 CGI interface. www.nbos.com. Build: 12-07-2007 00:51:58	Want to make your own generators?
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