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Complex Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions Ingredients Soup Directions Put water in a large stewpot and heat to 159°. Add 1/4 of the ingredients to the stewpot and bring to a slow simmer. Add remaining ingredients to the stewpot 1 at a time, stirring constantly. Add flour to refresh as needed. Pour liquids off into a seperate wok. Discard solids. Let soup bake for 2hour(s), 28 minute(s). Garnish with one or more of the items from table below. Serve. Garnish with Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance* * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded wildly varying results. Ultimately it is up to the GM to interpret these results. Personal treatises indicated that 37% of people who used this recipe were cured of 7 or more of the following symptoms: anal leakage, artificial insemination, atrophy, dementia, eunuchoidism, hallucinations, hemorrhoids, hemorrhoids, mindfire, mummy rot, necrophobia (fear of corpses). Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Addison's disease, amebiasis, Crohn's disease, dysentery, glaucoma, herpes, mastitis. If negative symptoms persist, see a witch immediately. Skrik, Skrikage's journals concluded that farmer's are at 78% more risk to the effects of this recipe. Proum, Hathnus, Haesoloe's guide indicated that each time the victim takes 7 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be permanently confused. Brabrain, Bamnu, Thuvi's scrolls showed that 21% of people who used this recipe experienced up to 7 of the following symptoms: age reversal, astraphobia (fear of thunder and lightning), blood clots, dendrophobia (fear of trees), dinophobia (fear of dizziness), feminophobia (fear of women), itching, migraines, priapism, rhabdophobia (fear of rods, wands), sneezing. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from AIDS or other autoimmune deficiencies, cold and fever symptoms, diabetes, endocarditis, gingivitis, glaucoma, kala-azar. If negative symptoms persist, see a healer immediately. Heres, Deuse, Chis's journals concluded that Human's have a 85% immunity to any effects of this recipe. Ogaung, Aggaomugung's experiments showed that wizard, sorcerer and druid's are at 26% more risk to the effects of this recipe. Laboratory tests have concluded fighter, soldier, cleric and merchant's have a 79% immunity to 1/8 of the effects of this recipe. Thiænion's test showed that lawful neutral, lawful good and neutral evil aligned characters are at 33% more risk to 1/5 of the effects of this recipe. Tuvran, Brørgo's scrolls indicated that Human, Dwarf, Elf, Drow, and Halfling's are at 79% more risk to the effects of this recipe. Personal observation concluded that chaotic neutral aligned characters have up to 62% immunity to any effects of this recipe. Kylasrelol's tomes indicated that each time the victim takes 15 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or 1/2 of all damage incurred is permanent. Difenonnda, Cumni's scroll concluded that this may cure the following symptoms: alignment reversal, anal leakage, anemia, artificial insemination, asthma, blood clots, cometophobia (fear of comets), demon fever, difficulty swallowing, dizziness, dry mouth, dry mouth, ectopic pregnancy, incontinence, migraines, myrmecophobia (fear of ants), siderophobia (fear of the stars), temperature 6°F cooler than normal. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, black lung, chickenpox, coronary heart disease, diabetes, muscular dystrophy, tuberculosis. If negative symptoms develop, see a sorcerer immediately. Myeis's grimoires showed that Lamia's are at 23% more risk to the effects of this recipe. Olykezaua, Chiyson, Rhecython's treatises showed that monk's have a 68% immunity to any effects of this recipe. Zechurorias, Ukratard's grimoires showed that true neutral, neutral good and lawful evil aligned characters have up to 77% immunity to 1/9 of the effects of this recipe. Prefo's records indicated that Doppleganger, Gnome, Kobold, Orc, and Giant's have up to 2% immunity to the effects of this recipe. Personal experiments have concluded that Succubus's have up to 14% immunity to the effects of this recipe. Quiasitbue's handbooks concluded that Shadow, Doppleganger, Trapdoor Spider, Demon, and Troll's have up to 79% immunity to any effects of this recipe. Tiutis's studies indicated that chaotic evil aligned characters are at 17% more risk to 1/9 of the effects of this recipe. Roshrikewien, Echalenyjias's study concluded that there is a 61% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are communicable. All players within 303 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected. Nemiruere, Itolios's treatises showed that 1 in 122 people experienced the following symptoms: autism, ballistophobia (fear of bullets and missiles), delierium, zits. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from amebiasis, dengue, diabetes, diverticulosis, gout, hookworm, toxicosis. If negative symptoms persist, see a medicine man immediately. Loblofique, Fakrudrefius's treatises concluded that Satyr, Nymph, Unicorn, Lizardman, Firedrake, Behemoth, and Roc's are at 24% more risk to any effects of this recipe. Ifoshufikus, Grucryfab, Yalukocaque's scrolls concluded that Goblin's are at 23% more risk to 1/9 of the effects of this recipe. Nize's journals indicated that the victim must make 9 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe. Krarsin's experiments indicated that there is a 79% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 4+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls in a row to cure. Laboratory observations have concluded when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 8 points of damage is permanent drain instead. Trylinbrirol's experiments showed that each time the victim takes 5 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or 1/2 of all damage incurred is permanent. Thraasien's journal showed that there is a 6% chance that additional servings will cure any negative symptoms by a factor of 3. Generated by ipad2cgi, the Inspiration Pad Pro 2 CGI interface. www.nbos.com. Build: 12-07-2007 00:51:58 |
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