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The Alchemist's Cookbook v2
Complex Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

This material is Open Game Content, and is licensed for public use under the terms of the Open Game License v1.0a.

Ingredients
  • 1 ounce cherry root
  • 1 cup stewed Arnes snake
  • 23 fluid ounces Quaeccepau yew
  • 1 teaspoon distilled Tithadril oxalis
  • 1 ounce Sifoin teasel root
  • 6 ounces essence of sorrel
  • 1 teaspoon crushed chervil
  • 1/4 quart Iscrutiam troll
  • 1/10 fluid ounce distilled dog
  • 1 gallon speedwell oil
  • 1/10 gallon allium petals
  • 1/8 ounce mignonette
  • 1 gallon sliced promethium
  • 9 pounds chopped Abtkriz lizardman
  • 1 gallon frozen christmas cactus
  • 1/5 tablespoon magnolia extract
  • 15 pounds frozen vanilla
  • 1 tablespoon Nydias crow extract
  • 1/6 pound frozen bellflower
  • 1 cup stewed Groodain tiger lily
  • 1/4 pound Ethon birthwort flowers
  • 1/8 ounce chive seeds
  • 1 pint oceanic bird paste
  • 1/2 ounce ergot
  • 19 quarts agrimony flowers
  • 12 cups Toh raspberry leaves
  • 6 pounds hollyhock stem


  • Soup Directions
    Put brandy in a small cooking pot and boil.
    Stew all the animal ingredients in a seperate pan
    Add 9 cups of boiling water
    Reduce mixture over heat, and place in cooking pot.
    Add remaining ingredients to the cooking pot 2 at a time, stirring constantly.
    Add chinese lantern paste to taste.
    Seperate solids from the soup into a seperate pot.
    Mince the solids and place them back in the soup.
    Stand soup for 58 minutes.
    Garnish to tastewith one or more of the items from table below.
    Serve lukewarm.

    Garnish with
  • 1/5 pint Bith dog violet seeds
  • 2 tablespoons crushed Kradak parsley


  • Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded wildly varying results. Ultimately it is up to the GM to interpret these results.

    Tashupezar, Sazar's essay showed that 45% of people who used this recipe were cured of the following symptoms: abnormal shrinkage of current body parts, age reversal, aneurysm, cataplexy, dendrophobia (fear of trees), hemorrhoids, migraines, mummy rot, polyphobia (fear of many things), priapism. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from cold and fever symptoms, diabetes, thrush, thrush. If negative symptoms develop, see a witch immediately.

    Thianelril's essay showed that soldier, paladin and merchant's are at 53% more risk to 1/4 of the effects of this recipe.


    Alrianni's studies showed that Human's have up to 18% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Phota, Cofos's tomes concluded that the victim must make 8 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

    Independant laboratory observations have shown there is a 28% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 5+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls to cure.

    Independant laboratory tests have shown each time the victim takes 6 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or 1/4 of all damage incurred is permanent.

    Ietsae's guides indicated that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

    Nogrihiel's studies indicated that there is a 33% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are communicable. All players within 363 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.

    Umarondi, Uicaursam's codexes concluded that 75% of people who used this recipe were cured of 4 or more of the following symptoms: ablutophobia (fear of bathing), basiphobia (fear of walking), cometophobia (fear of comets), coughing, heliophobia (fear of sunlight), menorrhagia. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from beriberi, epilepsy, neuropathy, neuropathy. If negative symptoms develop, see a healer immediately.

    Personal observations concluded that Hill Giant's have a 11% immunity to 1/3 of the effects of this recipe.

    Si'mu, Kuafeztyurgytr's essays indicated that each time the victim takes 10 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be temporarily deafened.

    Dezekroen, Sivar, Acuned's journal concluded that there is a 84% chance this recipe may cause atopy, ingrown toenails. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from contact dermatitis, gingivitis, hyperactive thyroid, lockjaw. If negative symptoms persist, see a druid immediately.

    Ekrefli, Lephedrovius, Nykrahudia's treatises showed that Human, Drow, and Kobold's are at 69% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Throrth, Craggudar's tome indicated that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 17 points of damage is permanent drain instead.

    Independant laboratory experiments have shown there is a 93% chance this recipe may cure aeronausiphobia (fear of airsickness), aerophagiaphobia (fear of swallowing air), age reversal, aneurysm, autism, batophobia (fear of high buildings), difficulty swallowing, dizziness, eunuchoidism, fugues, gerontophobia (fear of old people), headaches, paranoia, vestiphobia (fear of clothing), warts. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Alzheimer's, arthritis, cellulitis, multiple sclerosis. If negative symptoms develop, see a druid immediately.

    Personal study concluded that chaotic evil and chaotic good aligned characters have up to 41% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Personal study concluded that lawful evil aligned characters have a 53% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Sydre, Shafriphuziel, Chyaduwoque's observations showed that sorcerer, fighter and farmer's have a 86% immunity to 1/7 of the effects of this recipe.

    Ixra, Avx'dr, Ay'l's guide showed that rogue's have a 27% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Personal essay showed that there is a 70% chance that additional servings will aggravate any negative symptoms by a factor of 9.

    Aenruit, Quilife's journals showed that 1 in 10 people were cured of up to 4 of the following symptoms: age reversal, agoraphobia (fear of open places, crowds), angina, atephobia (fear of ruins), blinding sickness, cysts, hallucinations, ingrown toenails, migraines. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from croup, herpes, laryngitis, polio. If negative symptoms persist, see a medicine man immediately.

    Independant laboratory tests have shown rogue's are at 39% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Easa, Estrehaec's handbooks showed that Halfling, and Elf's have a 70% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Melæninol's studies showed that Pixie, Doppleganger, and Zombie's have up to 33% immunity to 1/3 of the effects of this recipe.

    Vryemi, Lehi, Xifias's grimoire indicated that there is a 59% chance that the cook will obtain a magical immunity to any side-effects.

    Personal tests have shown that 1 in 210 people experienced the following symptoms: delierium, height growth of at least 6 inches. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from leprosy, mastitis, peritonitis, rabies. If negative symptoms develop, see a medicine man immediately.

    Sephikos's journals concluded that neutral evil aligned characters are at 10% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Geai, Chaeus's record concluded that lawful good, neutral evil and lawful neutral aligned characters are at 20% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Quituaedo, Icenter's treatises indicated that Dwarf's are at 20% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Amovussa's report showed that Drake, Lamia, Amphisbaena, and Goblin's are at 74% more risk to 1/4 of the effects of this recipe.

    Uttiam's codexes concluded that Fire Giant's are at 8% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Xatiel's essays showed that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 18 points of damage is permanent drain instead.

    Aflid, Ugtifsry'orta, Ta'ty'czen'zid's guides indicated that this may cure the following symptoms: albinism, alignment reversal, blood clots, coimetrophobia (fear of cemeteries), double vision, gender changes, headaches, height shrinkage of at least 6 inches, iophobia (fear of rust), priapism, priapism, pyrophobia (fear of fire), rosacea, symbolophobia (fear of symbols, magic), vertigo. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from contact dermatitis, diabetes, lung cancer, meningitis. If negative symptoms persist, see a sorcerer immediately.

    Æliradiel, Aelidrasryn, Malaliad's handbooks showed that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 24 points of damage is permanent drain instead.

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