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Ingredients
7 pounds potassium extract
1 fluid ounce emerald
1/3 tablespoon Tyrorendlir christmas cactus
1/7 pint Wodivemias adam's needle extract
1/5 ounce allium
13 fluid ounces birch root
1/2 quart onion root
3 fluid ounces sliced melanite
1/4 fluid ounce ergot root
1 tablespoon tin
1/8 fluid ounce poltergeist paste
2 fluid ounces Nise amethyst clusters
13 cups diced Prouociis borax

Ointment Directions
Grind all the ingredients with a mortar in a stewpot and add to enough water to make a thick, but flowable mixture.
Add the decoction to olive or other vegetable oil, and simmer until the water has completely evaporated.
Add beeswax as needed to get a firm consistency.
Place the firm mixture into a different stewpot and melt the mixture by heating slowly, and stir until completely blended.

Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
* Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded wildly varying results. Ultimately it is up to the GM to interpret these results.

Independant laboratory tests have indicated 1 in 70 people were cured of 10 or more of the following symptoms: aeroacrophobia (fear of open, high places), allodoxaphobia (fear of opinions), atephobia (fear of ruins), cysts, devil chills, hagiophobia (fear of holy things, saints), inability to cast arcane spells, kidney failure, migraines, muscular atrophy, polyphobia (fear of many things), sciaphobia (fear of shadows), skin color changes, upset stomach, vertigo, warts. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from black lung, cellulitis, cerebrospinal fever, chickenpox, chronic fatigue disorder, dysentery, infantile paralysis, kala-azar, laryngitis, leprosy, louse, pertussis, tetanus, tuberculosis. If negative symptoms persist, see a sorcerer immediately.

Flef, Otharo, Fevar's essay indicated that rogue's have a 48% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

Atammuh, Rainbrehsiak, Gu'awtuupridra's manuals showed that Scorpion's are at 95% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

Shrogrolien, Prehun's experiment showed that monk's are at 42% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

Mumnik's observation indicated that Human, and Drow's have a 29% immunity to 1/5 of the effects of this recipe.

Personal handbook showed that there is a 34% chance that the cook will obtain a magical immunity to 6% of the side-effects.

Hin, Drupachegus's grimoire concluded that this may cure the following symptoms: all checks –5 per serving, alopecia, anal leakage, aneurysm, bibliophobia (fear of books), gerascophobia (fear of growing old), mindfire, rosacea, vertigo. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Alzheimer's, amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, arteriosclerosis, arteriosclerosis, cardiac arrest, cardiac arrest, dengue, gastric ulcers, herpes, laryngitis, lupus, polio, scurvy, snail fever. If negative symptoms persist, see an alchemist immediately.

Personal record indicated that ranger, monk and merchant's are at 6% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

Oclucrablihar, Gyudrothehia, Frupherab's cookbooks showed that lawful evil aligned characters are at 99% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

Tylendariel, Krysinbradyn's studies concluded that Elf's are at 88% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

Sykrefien, Iclitilar, Ithowiel's tests indicated that there is a 82% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 5+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls in a row to cure.

Æránorlan, Aelinilbras, Tharililrni's record concluded that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 18 points of damage is permanent drain instead.

Eaniue, Peuilto's cookbooks indicated that the victim must make 10 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

Intisiac's grimoires showed that each time the victim takes 13 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or 1/8 of all damage incurred is permanent.

Pergaffra, Estatandi's record indicated that each time the victim takes 7 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be stunned.

Pelssoolyonne's experiments showed that 40% of people who used this recipe were cured of the following symptoms: aerophagiaphobia (fear of swallowing air), age reversal, age reversal, antlophobia (fear of floods), apiphobia (fear of bees), apnea, arachnophobia (fear of spiders), arachnophobia (fear of spiders), atopy, atrophy, batophobia (fear of high buildings), climacophobia (fear of stairs), coughing, double vision, dystychiphobia (fear of accidents), homichlophobia (fear of fog), hot flashes, inability to cast arcane spells, ingrown toenails, menorrhagia, paranoia, priapism, vomiting, zits. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from contact dermatitis, coronary heart disease, coronary heart disease, Crohn's disease, diverticulosis, dystrophy, endocarditis, infantile paralysis, low blood pressure, pinkeye, strep throat, tapeworm, toxicosis, yellow fever. If negative symptoms develop, see a healer immediately.

Ohosce, Eutceam's codex concluded that chaotic evil, neutral evil, lawful good and chaotic good aligned characters are at 9% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

Lirorbrenden's report showed that lawful neutral aligned characters have up to 23% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

Thrornin's treatises showed that sorcerer, farmer, barbarian and wizard's have a 11% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

Independant laboratory tests have indicated there is a 22% chance that the cook will obtain a magical immunity to 84% of the negative side-effects.

Personal tests showed that 1 in 38 people were cured of 10 or more of the following symptoms: anemia, aneurysm, anuptaphobia (fear of staying single), arachnophobia (fear of spiders), artificial insemination, atopy, aulophobia (fear of flutes), bad breath, blood clots, botanophobia (fear of plants), cataplexy, cathisophobia (fear of sitting), cramps, dizziness, filth fever, inability to cast arcane spells, rhabdophobia (fear of rods, wands), tropophobia (fear of change), vertigo. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from black lung, bubonic plague, diptheria, epilepsy, gout, heart attack, kala-azar, laryngitis, mastitis, mastitis, polio, stroke, trachoma, trachoma. If negative symptoms develop, see a sorcerer immediately.

Personal tome indicated that lawful evil and true neutral aligned characters have a 73% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

Gokrilir's guides showed that Imp's have a 100% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

Ikicy's manual indicated that Elf's have a 50% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

Kwega's test indicated that Gnome, Ogre, Halfling, Dwarf, and Goblin's are at 63% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

Empia, Miris, Rhoblakhopia's encyclopedias indicated that Manticore, Sphinx, Ghoul, Firedrake, Nymph, and Frost Giant's are at 38% more risk to 1/4 of the effects of this recipe.

Mipyaproj's treatises concluded that Viper, Oni, Stirges, Cave Bear, Kolbold, Minotaur, and Pixie's have up to 85% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

Luz'asde'ef, Muq'igx'en, Hser's journal indicated that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.


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Download AlchemistCookbook2.ipt The Alchemist's Cookbook v2 Complex Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions This material is Open Game Content, and is licensed for public use under the terms of the Open Game License v1.0a. Ingredients 7 pounds potassium extract 1 fluid ounce emerald 1/3 tablespoon Tyrorendlir christmas cactus 1/7 pint Wodivemias adam's needle extract 1/5 ounce allium 13 fluid ounces birch root 1/2 quart onion root 3 fluid ounces sliced melanite 1/4 fluid ounce ergot root 1 tablespoon tin 1/8 fluid ounce poltergeist paste 2 fluid ounces Nise amethyst clusters 13 cups diced Prouociis borax Ointment Directions Grind all the ingredients with a mortar in a stewpot and add to enough water to make a thick, but flowable mixture. Add the decoction to olive or other vegetable oil, and simmer until the water has completely evaporated. Add beeswax as needed to get a firm consistency. Place the firm mixture into a different stewpot and melt the mixture by heating slowly, and stir until completely blended. Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance* * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded wildly varying results. Ultimately it is up to the GM to interpret these results. Independant laboratory tests have indicated 1 in 70 people were cured of 10 or more of the following symptoms: aeroacrophobia (fear of open, high places), allodoxaphobia (fear of opinions), atephobia (fear of ruins), cysts, devil chills, hagiophobia (fear of holy things, saints), inability to cast arcane spells, kidney failure, migraines, muscular atrophy, polyphobia (fear of many things), sciaphobia (fear of shadows), skin color changes, upset stomach, vertigo, warts. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from black lung, cellulitis, cerebrospinal fever, chickenpox, chronic fatigue disorder, dysentery, infantile paralysis, kala-azar, laryngitis, leprosy, louse, pertussis, tetanus, tuberculosis. If negative symptoms persist, see a sorcerer immediately. Flef, Otharo, Fevar's essay indicated that rogue's have a 48% immunity to any effects of this recipe. Atammuh, Rainbrehsiak, Gu'awtuupridra's manuals showed that Scorpion's are at 95% more risk to any effects of this recipe. Shrogrolien, Prehun's experiment showed that monk's are at 42% more risk to any effects of this recipe. Mumnik's observation indicated that Human, and Drow's have a 29% immunity to 1/5 of the effects of this recipe. Personal handbook showed that there is a 34% chance that the cook will obtain a magical immunity to 6% of the side-effects. Hin, Drupachegus's grimoire concluded that this may cure the following symptoms: all checks –5 per serving, alopecia, anal leakage, aneurysm, bibliophobia (fear of books), gerascophobia (fear of growing old), mindfire, rosacea, vertigo. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Alzheimer's, amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, arteriosclerosis, arteriosclerosis, cardiac arrest, cardiac arrest, dengue, gastric ulcers, herpes, laryngitis, lupus, polio, scurvy, snail fever. If negative symptoms persist, see an alchemist immediately. Personal record indicated that ranger, monk and merchant's are at 6% more risk to any effects of this recipe. Oclucrablihar, Gyudrothehia, Frupherab's cookbooks showed that lawful evil aligned characters are at 99% more risk to any effects of this recipe. Tylendariel, Krysinbradyn's studies concluded that Elf's are at 88% more risk to any effects of this recipe. Sykrefien, Iclitilar, Ithowiel's tests indicated that there is a 82% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 5+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls in a row to cure. Æránorlan, Aelinilbras, Tharililrni's record concluded that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 18 points of damage is permanent drain instead. Eaniue, Peuilto's cookbooks indicated that the victim must make 10 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe. Intisiac's grimoires showed that each time the victim takes 13 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or 1/8 of all damage incurred is permanent. Pergaffra, Estatandi's record indicated that each time the victim takes 7 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be stunned. Pelssoolyonne's experiments showed that 40% of people who used this recipe were cured of the following symptoms: aerophagiaphobia (fear of swallowing air), age reversal, age reversal, antlophobia (fear of floods), apiphobia (fear of bees), apnea, arachnophobia (fear of spiders), arachnophobia (fear of spiders), atopy, atrophy, batophobia (fear of high buildings), climacophobia (fear of stairs), coughing, double vision, dystychiphobia (fear of accidents), homichlophobia (fear of fog), hot flashes, inability to cast arcane spells, ingrown toenails, menorrhagia, paranoia, priapism, vomiting, zits. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from contact dermatitis, coronary heart disease, coronary heart disease, Crohn's disease, diverticulosis, dystrophy, endocarditis, infantile paralysis, low blood pressure, pinkeye, strep throat, tapeworm, toxicosis, yellow fever. If negative symptoms develop, see a healer immediately. Ohosce, Eutceam's codex concluded that chaotic evil, neutral evil, lawful good and chaotic good aligned characters are at 9% more risk to the effects of this recipe. Lirorbrenden's report showed that lawful neutral aligned characters have up to 23% immunity to any effects of this recipe. Thrornin's treatises showed that sorcerer, farmer, barbarian and wizard's have a 11% immunity to the effects of this recipe. Independant laboratory tests have indicated there is a 22% chance that the cook will obtain a magical immunity to 84% of the negative side-effects. Personal tests showed that 1 in 38 people were cured of 10 or more of the following symptoms: anemia, aneurysm, anuptaphobia (fear of staying single), arachnophobia (fear of spiders), artificial insemination, atopy, aulophobia (fear of flutes), bad breath, blood clots, botanophobia (fear of plants), cataplexy, cathisophobia (fear of sitting), cramps, dizziness, filth fever, inability to cast arcane spells, rhabdophobia (fear of rods, wands), tropophobia (fear of change), vertigo. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from black lung, bubonic plague, diptheria, epilepsy, gout, heart attack, kala-azar, laryngitis, mastitis, mastitis, polio, stroke, trachoma, trachoma. If negative symptoms develop, see a sorcerer immediately. Personal tome indicated that lawful evil and true neutral aligned characters have a 73% immunity to the effects of this recipe. Gokrilir's guides showed that Imp's have a 100% immunity to the effects of this recipe. Ikicy's manual indicated that Elf's have a 50% immunity to any effects of this recipe. Kwega's test indicated that Gnome, Ogre, Halfling, Dwarf, and Goblin's are at 63% more risk to the effects of this recipe. Empia, Miris, Rhoblakhopia's encyclopedias indicated that Manticore, Sphinx, Ghoul, Firedrake, Nymph, and Frost Giant's are at 38% more risk to 1/4 of the effects of this recipe. Mipyaproj's treatises concluded that Viper, Oni, Stirges, Cave Bear, Kolbold, Minotaur, and Pixie's have up to 85% immunity to any effects of this recipe. Luz'asde'ef, Muq'igx'en, Hser's journal indicated that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character. Generated by ipad2cgi, the Inspiration Pad Pro 2 CGI interface. www.nbos.com. Build: 12-07-2007 00:51:58	Want to make your own generators?
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