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The Alchemist's Cookbook v2
Complex Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

This material is Open Game Content, and is licensed for public use under the terms of the Open Game License v1.0a.

Ingredients
  • 1 pound Liea okra paste
  • 22 quarts Pydrehaus sainfoin petals
  • 1/8 fluid ounce shredded Idmao harebell
  • 1/6 cup Tiirheaiene acerola root
  • 1 pint chopped Utuiacum bridal wreath
  • 1/2 gallon essence of lamia seasoning
  • 2 quarts Cz'br'edxy peyote stem
  • 1/7 tablespoon hydra
  • 1/5 teaspoon yucca juice
  • 3 cups galangel
  • 1 quart crushed oleander
  • 11 teaspoons Ikrychiweviel impatiens paste
  • 1/2 tablespoon Brobir bunyip seasoning
  • 12 quarts giant ant oil


  • Powder Directions
    Grind all the ingredients with a mortar in a bowl.
    Allow the ground mixture to dry into powder.
    Powder will be ready when it's color is brown.
    Powder can be taken with or sprinkled on food and drink.

    Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded wildly varying results. Ultimately it is up to the GM to interpret these results.

    Personal encyclopedia concluded that there is a 19% chance this recipe may cause androphobia (fear of men), anemia, apnea, autism, delierium, dizziness, incontinence, menorrhagia, sneezing. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from emphysema, louse, muscular dystrophy. If negative symptoms persist, see a sorcerer immediately.

    Oflyshif's scrolls concluded that bard, farmer, ranger and cleric's are at 60% more risk to 1/6 of the effects of this recipe.


    Personal observations have concluded that merchant's have up to 20% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Laboratory tests have concluded true neutral aligned characters are at 12% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Neicu, Cumdiahi's tome concluded that Human's have a 48% immunity to 1/5 of the effects of this recipe.

    Greinstu, Cumtanto's guides indicated that Ghost, Mermaid, Medusa, Hippogryph, Goblin, Wraith, and Basilisk's have up to 40% immunity to 1/5 of the effects of this recipe.

    Hognik, Dhokhrin, Grudrolir's codex concluded that there is a 62% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 1+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls to cure.

    Laboratory observations have indicated successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

    Soposttur's scrolls showed that there is a 14% chance that additional servings will relieve any negative symptoms by a factor of 2.

    Kubrug, Dulmus, Groobus's guide indicated that there is a 30% chance that the cook will obtain a magical immunity to any negative side-effects.

    Emphapia, Adaichiiike's observations indicated that each time the victim takes 6 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be blinded.

    Pikrirusiel's tomes showed that there is a 88% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are not communicable. All players within 163 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.

    Crafo, Ayegaque's manuals indicated that each time the victim takes 11 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or all damage incurred is permanent.

    Chdfiia, Amkhogas, Syphopus's codexes concluded that 4% of people who used this recipe were cured of 6 or more of the following symptoms: acrophobia (fear of heights), asthma, climacophobia (fear of stairs), cometophobia (fear of comets), delierium, dementia, heart attack, menorrhagia. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from chlamydia, laryngitis, malaria. If negative symptoms persist, see a wizard immediately.

    Karlit, Garlga, Gwittle's essay concluded that druid, paladin, fighter and monk's have a 4% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Flith, Wicleclak, Fleblomumius's manuals indicated that Werewolf's have a 49% immunity to 1/10 of the effects of this recipe.

    Personal encyclopedias indicated that the victim must make 4 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

    Meriren's encyclopedias indicated that 1 in 210 people were cured of up to 6 of the following symptoms: acarophobia (fear of small objects), age reversal, ailurophobia (fear of cats), alopecia, apnea, atopy, bedwetting, cackle fever, coughing, cramps, cramps, cramps, delierium, dromophobia (fear of motion), ectopic pregnancy, feminophobia (fear of women), fugues, rosacea, vertigo. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from chronic fatigue disorder, chronic fatigue disorder, gout. If negative symptoms persist, see an alchemist immediately.

    Dhuggili's scroll showed that Drow, Human, and Gnome's are at 89% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Ehexi's scroll indicated that chaotic good and chaotic neutral aligned characters have a 35% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Personal studies have indicated that true neutral and lawful neutral aligned characters are at 84% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Talandrieth, Thaeireirael, Trylilbrian's encyclopedias showed that Hobbit's are at 57% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Gishrafrasi, Efrinuthuch, Huzus's guides showed that Dwarf's are at 15% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Personal reports concluded that the victim must make 5 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

    Personal treatises showed that 8% of people who used this recipe experienced the following symptoms: agyrophobia (fear of crossing streets), aichurophobia (fear of pointed objects), asthma, atrophy, autism, autism, blood clots, blurred vision, blurred vision, choking, cynophobia (fear of dogs), devil chills, dry mouth, freckles, gymnophobia (fear of nudity), headaches, heart attack, itching, migraines, stroke, vomiting. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from adenocarcinoma, chickenpox, diverticulosis. If negative symptoms develop, see an alchemist immediately.

    Personal observations have concluded that lawful evil aligned characters have up to 70% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Abrhyes, Hanus, Lyn's journals concluded that Elf, and Giant's have a 27% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Ararial's codex concluded that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 17 points of damage is permanent drain instead.

    Ohupen, Ivumu's experiments indicated that this may cure the following symptoms: abnormal growth of extra body parts, anemia, apiphobia (fear of bees), apnea, asthma, attack rolls –4 per serving, bad breath, bedwetting, blurred vision, choking, choking, dry mouth, headaches, hemorrhoids, hot flashes, migraines, muscular atrophy, paranoia, sneezing, vertigo, zits. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Alzheimer's, mastitis, tuberculosis. If negative symptoms persist, see a druid immediately.

    Personal essays showed that Banshee, Vampire, Kraken, Nymph, Pixie, Earth Elemental, and Hobgoblin's are at 98% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Akrir, Brødrilin, Nobrili's observations concluded that merchant's are at 49% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Mazs'ukta, Awtasiam'v'f's grimoire concluded that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 26 points of damage is permanent drain instead.

    Odrin, Dhumnön, Huvrolir's tomes showed that 23% of people who used this recipe experienced 6 or more of the following symptoms: albinism, alektorophobia (fear of chickens), auroraphobia (fear of auroras), ballistophobia (fear of bullets and missiles), cataplexy, chills, cibophobia (fear of food), cibophobia (fear of food), decidophobia (fear of decisions), delierium, delierium, dry mouth, fugues, iatrophobia (fear of doctors, hospitals), incontinence, kidney failure, melophobia (fear of music), migraines, priapism. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from cold and fever symptoms, multiple sclerosis, multiple sclerosis. If negative symptoms persist, see a witch immediately.

    Sinelyn's treatises showed that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 14 points of damage is permanent drain instead.

    Kratat, Skakrittle, Skrikrega's report indicated that 1 in 220 people experienced the following symptoms: ablutophobia (fear of bathing), abnormal growth of extra body parts, anal leakage, anal leakage, asthma, atrophy, autism, automysophobia (fear of being dirty), chills, delierium, difficulty swallowing, difficulty swallowing, gender changes, hallucinations, haptophobia (fear of touch), hemorrhoids, hemorrhoids, hot flashes, inability to cast divine spells, iophobia (fear of rust), kidney failure, oenophobia (fear of wine), stroke, temperature 3°F warmer than normal. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from dysentery, hookworm, neuropathy. If negative symptoms persist, see a sorcerer immediately.

    Personal experiments have shown that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 9 points of damage is permanent drain instead.

    Independant laboratory tests have shown 90% of people who used this recipe experienced the following symptoms: alopecia, anal leakage, aneurysm, atopy, blinding sickness, hallucinations, hodophobia (fear of travel), ligyrophobia (fear of noise), ligyrophobia (fear of noise). Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from coronary heart disease, leukemia, pinkeye. If negative symptoms develop, see a druid immediately.

    Nielænlan, Tyrinbras's guide concluded that the victim must make 7 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

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