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The Alchemist's Cookbook v2
Complex Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

This material is Open Game Content, and is licensed for public use under the terms of the Open Game License v1.0a.

Ingredients
  • 23 teaspoons Dyufe sowbread juice
  • 25 tablespoons stewed broccoli
  • 1 teaspoon lettuce root
  • 25 teaspoons Arari boogeyman chunks
  • 11 pints Etpraegis cesium
  • 1/3 pint laburnum flowers
  • 8 pounds papaya juice
  • 1/6 tablespoon fresh Lahunayry gentian
  • 1/7 ounce bull seasoning
  • 1/4 fluid ounce Khuggili viper
  • 6 gallons dried Theaennar bromine
  • 1/7 tablespoon Vobleyenia serpentine deposits
  • 1/7 cup frozen drake
  • 25 cups partially hydrogenated shade
  • 1/7 pound frozen silver
  • 12 fluid ounces distilled century plant
  • 4 pounds chervil
  • 1/10 ounce gloxinia
  • 1/4 gallon powdered abelmosk
  • 15 fluid ounces Postiriau creeping jenny flowers
  • 1/10 ounce powdered Inccentiam calcite
  • 1/2 tablespoon Talelinael alligator seasoning
  • 1 gallon dried spikenard
  • 20 quarts bryony seeds
  • 1 cup sliced Agive granadilla


  • Syrup Directions
    In a pan boil 3 pounds of brown sugar in 1 pint of water till it reaches a syrupy texture.
    Grind all the ingredients with a mortar in a seperate stewpot.
    Heat the ground powder over a small fire to dry.
    Powder will be ready when it's color is brown.
    Add powder to the syrup and strain syrup through a cloth into a seperate container.

    Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded wildly varying results. Ultimately it is up to the GM to interpret these results.

    Málindas's tomes concluded that 1 in 158 people were cured of the following symptoms: aeroacrophobia (fear of open, high places), age reversal, allodoxaphobia (fear of opinions), blinding sickness, blood clots, cackle fever, hot flashes, kopophobia (fear of fatigue). Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from lung cancer. If negative symptoms develop, see a shaman immediately.

    Independant laboratory tests have indicated true neutral aligned characters are at 55% more risk to the effects of this recipe.


    Creyscrerhaphos, Akrise's manual showed that lawful neutral aligned characters have a 90% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Kathegupar's encyclopedias showed that Elf, Human, Drow, and Halfling's have up to 67% immunity to 1/3 of the effects of this recipe.

    Mellenien's study indicated that Dwarf's are at 68% more risk to 1/5 of the effects of this recipe.

    Ewatius, Dravia's treatises concluded that Leprechaun, and Giant Ant's have up to 98% immunity to 1/4 of the effects of this recipe.

    Quatamta's report showed that sorcerer's have up to 62% immunity to 1/5 of the effects of this recipe.

    Karlttli, Skege, Gwekatle's tome showed that there is a 15% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 2+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls in a row to cure.

    Elynthos, Ardrodike's experiment indicated that there is a 30% chance this recipe may cause acousticophobia (fear of sound), albinism, asthma, bedwetting, cryophobia (fear of ice, stasis), delierium, dry mouth, dry mouth, erythrophobia (fear of blushing, color red), hair growth up to 1/2 inch, ingrown toenails, panphobia (fear of everything), priapism, sneezing, vomiting. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from heart attack. If negative symptoms persist, see an alchemist immediately.

    Etdiesa, Ace, Asoe's handbook concluded that Giant's have a 87% immunity to 1/3 of the effects of this recipe.

    Independant laboratory tests have shown soldier, ranger and fighter's are at 33% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Ærrilalni, Arænilbrien's test showed that Dryad's have up to 1% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Abscreme, Aupepe's report showed that lawful neutral and true neutral aligned characters are at 48% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Independant laboratory studies have concluded the victim must make 6 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

    Personal studies have indicated that this may cause the following symptoms: panphobia (fear of everything). Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from thrush. If negative symptoms develop, see a sorcerer immediately.

    Personal handbook concluded that chaotic evil, lawful evil, chaotic neutral and neutral evil aligned characters have up to 86% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Personal scrolls showed that Cave Bear, Nymph, Gremlin, Sphinx, and Banshee's are at 26% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Sinalæl, Tenowinbriel, Aenleneras's grimoires concluded that each time the victim takes 18 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or all damage incurred is permanent.

    Independant laboratory observations have concluded when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 19 points of damage is permanent drain instead.

    Coutpami's handbook concluded that there is a 66% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 7+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls in a row to cure.

    Alorbrasrien, Ænasras's tome indicated that 100% of people who used this recipe were cured of up to 6 of the following symptoms: abnormal shrinkage of current body parts, albinism, coughing, cramps, hemorrhoids, hot flashes, itching, kidney failure, rosacea, sneezing. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from dysentery. If negative symptoms persist, see a witch immediately.

    Personal observation concluded that cleric and paladin's have up to 3% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Kyliries's treatises concluded that the victim must make 4 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

    Ælænas, Aridras's experiments indicated that 1 in 97 people experienced up to 6 of the following symptoms: age reversal, arachnophobia (fear of spiders), chaetophobia (fear of hair), chills, chionophobia (fear of snow, winter), cremnophobia (fear of precipices), cysts, dry mouth, dry mouth, inability to cast any spells, rosacea, rosacea, stroke, vertigo, zits. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from gonorrhea. If negative symptoms develop, see a druid immediately.

    Procucorkeeis, Skyn's treatises concluded that sorcerer's are at 99% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Personal observations have shown that Dwarf, Doppleganger, Giant, and Gnome's are at 28% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Lurobsiagq, Uzpuk's grimoires concluded that the victim must make 10 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

    Jurien, Cenyo, From's study showed that this may cause the following symptoms: agrizoophobia (fear of wild animals), artificial insemination, astraphobia (fear of thunder and lightning), autism, coughing, coughing, decidophobia (fear of decisions), ecclesiophobia (fear of churches), headaches. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. If negative symptoms persist, see a sorcerer immediately.

    Obothojia, Acreshromien, Bridreshririen's scrolls showed that Cockatrice's are at 45% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Laboratory studies have concluded there is a 40% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are not communicable. All players within 47 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.

    Murar, Dagnomli, Olmili's guides showed that 1 in 29 people were cured of the following symptoms: alignment changes, alopecia, anemia, antlophobia (fear of floods), anuptaphobia (fear of staying single), asthma, autism, botanophobia (fear of plants), choking, cnidophobia (fear of insect stings), demon fever, difficulty swallowing, filth fever, inability to cast arcane spells, ingrown toenails, itching, upset stomach, upset stomach. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from infantile paralysis. If negative symptoms persist, see an alchemist immediately.

    Crea's grimoires indicated that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

    Ryodind, Tyulip, Omsefut's experiment indicated that 18% of people who used this recipe experienced the following symptoms: age reversal, all checks –2 per serving, coimetrophobia (fear of cemeteries), difficulty swallowing, heart attack, lygophobia (fear of the dark), muscular atrophy, muscular atrophy, paranoia. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from polio. If negative symptoms persist, see a witch immediately.

    Personal codex indicated that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

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