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Ingredients
1 gallon powdered Cuydnai cuckoo flower
19 gallons samarium
22 pints chopped Ecauqui alyssum
1 fluid ounce shredded Pabodike dryad
24 cups Iwpyob aurichalcite clusters
2 pounds Nosfueres harebell juice
7 pounds catchfly stem
23 fluid ounces dried Khûkren coconut
1/7 ounce dogtooth violet root
1 tablespoon chopped Aririnnal frog

Ointment Directions
Grind all the ingredients with a mortar in a Dutch oven and add to enough water to make a thick, but flowable mixture.
Add the decoction to olive or other vegetable oil, and simmer until the water has completely evaporated.
Add beeswax as needed to get a firm consistency.
Place the firm mixture into a different Dutch oven and melt the mixture by heating slowly, and stir until completely blended.

Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
* Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded wildly varying results. Ultimately it is up to the GM to interpret these results.

Lethos, Elyraproenai's cookbooks indicated that there is a 14% chance this recipe may cure atopy, blood clots, cackle fever, chills, chorophobia (fear of dancing), crystallophobia (fear of crystals), filth fever, headaches, hemorrhoids, hypnophobia (fear of hypnosis), itching, mummy rot, oenophobia (fear of wine), rhabdophobia (fear of rods, wands). Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from conjunctivitis, coronary heart disease, diverticulitis, herpes, Hodgkin's disease, meningitis, neuropathy, smallpox, smallpox, snail fever, tetanus. If negative symptoms develop, see a sorcerer immediately.

Emerat's scroll indicated that soldier and cleric's have up to 80% immunity to 1/9 of the effects of this recipe.

Elyica's scroll indicated that Gnome, Human, and Halfling's are at 3% more risk to 1/8 of the effects of this recipe.

Rhokhoessa, Lythos's treatises concluded that farmer's have a 71% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

Æránænen, Thaalael's scroll showed that neutral evil aligned characters are at 8% more risk to 1/6 of the effects of this recipe.

Eqweobuy'uv, Ibku'eq, On'ewst'ez'si's scroll concluded that there is a 78% chance that the cook will obtain a magical immunity to any side-effects.

Personal record showed that 1 in 117 people experienced up to 7 of the following symptoms: abnormal shrinkage of current body parts, aichurophobia (fear of pointed objects), anemia, basiphobia (fear of walking), difficulty swallowing, dry mouth, feminophobia (fear of women), lachanophobia (fear of vegetables), muscular atrophy, sneezing, vertigo, zits. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Addison's disease, AIDS or other autoimmune deficiencies, amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, cancer, dysentery, gout, leukemia, low blood pressure, melanoma, pinkeye, tapeworm. If negative symptoms develop, see a witch immediately.

Personal reports concluded that Drow, and Dwarf's have a 70% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

Kwekwitli, Skakwegi's observation showed that chaotic evil, neutral good and lawful neutral aligned characters have up to 31% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

Ishrilias, Czafrick, Ychyuzasse's tome showed that Ogre's have up to 38% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

Yerias, Kimus's essay indicated that true neutral, chaotic good and lawful evil aligned characters are at 62% more risk to 1/7 of the effects of this recipe.

Personal studies have concluded that Imp, Banshee, Gorgon, Sphinx, Stirges, Golem, and Boogeyman's have a 58% immunity to 1/4 of the effects of this recipe.

Laboratory tests have concluded neutral evil aligned characters have up to 3% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

Relercu's study showed that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 9 points of damage is permanent drain instead.

Krakretl, Girltl, Kwakwit's handbook indicated that there is a 62% chance this recipe may cure age reversal, alopecia, angina, apiphobia (fear of bees), apnea, artificial insemination, astraphobia (fear of thunder and lightning), atrophy, autism, bad breath, bedwetting, cainophobia (fear of newness, novelty), cataplexy, chills, chorophobia (fear of dancing), coughing, cramps, difficulty swallowing, fugues, hemorrhoids, hot flashes, inability to cast any spells, panphobia (fear of everything), temperature 4°F warmer than normal, upset stomach. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from adenocarcinoma, contact dermatitis, gonorrhea, gout, herpes, herpes, lockjaw, shingles, smallpox, snail fever, toxicosis. If negative symptoms develop, see an alchemist immediately.

Quambibee's essays showed that wizard's are at 52% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

Orra, Pyrhagas's scrolls concluded that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.


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Download AlchemistCookbook2.ipt The Alchemist's Cookbook v2 Complex Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions This material is Open Game Content, and is licensed for public use under the terms of the Open Game License v1.0a. Ingredients 1 gallon powdered Cuydnai cuckoo flower 19 gallons samarium 22 pints chopped Ecauqui alyssum 1 fluid ounce shredded Pabodike dryad 24 cups Iwpyob aurichalcite clusters 2 pounds Nosfueres harebell juice 7 pounds catchfly stem 23 fluid ounces dried Khûkren coconut 1/7 ounce dogtooth violet root 1 tablespoon chopped Aririnnal frog Ointment Directions Grind all the ingredients with a mortar in a Dutch oven and add to enough water to make a thick, but flowable mixture. Add the decoction to olive or other vegetable oil, and simmer until the water has completely evaporated. Add beeswax as needed to get a firm consistency. Place the firm mixture into a different Dutch oven and melt the mixture by heating slowly, and stir until completely blended. Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance* * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded wildly varying results. Ultimately it is up to the GM to interpret these results. Lethos, Elyraproenai's cookbooks indicated that there is a 14% chance this recipe may cure atopy, blood clots, cackle fever, chills, chorophobia (fear of dancing), crystallophobia (fear of crystals), filth fever, headaches, hemorrhoids, hypnophobia (fear of hypnosis), itching, mummy rot, oenophobia (fear of wine), rhabdophobia (fear of rods, wands). Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from conjunctivitis, coronary heart disease, diverticulitis, herpes, Hodgkin's disease, meningitis, neuropathy, smallpox, smallpox, snail fever, tetanus. If negative symptoms develop, see a sorcerer immediately. Emerat's scroll indicated that soldier and cleric's have up to 80% immunity to 1/9 of the effects of this recipe. Elyica's scroll indicated that Gnome, Human, and Halfling's are at 3% more risk to 1/8 of the effects of this recipe. Rhokhoessa, Lythos's treatises concluded that farmer's have a 71% immunity to any effects of this recipe. Æránænen, Thaalael's scroll showed that neutral evil aligned characters are at 8% more risk to 1/6 of the effects of this recipe. Eqweobuy'uv, Ibku'eq, On'ewst'ez'si's scroll concluded that there is a 78% chance that the cook will obtain a magical immunity to any side-effects. Personal record showed that 1 in 117 people experienced up to 7 of the following symptoms: abnormal shrinkage of current body parts, aichurophobia (fear of pointed objects), anemia, basiphobia (fear of walking), difficulty swallowing, dry mouth, feminophobia (fear of women), lachanophobia (fear of vegetables), muscular atrophy, sneezing, vertigo, zits. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Addison's disease, AIDS or other autoimmune deficiencies, amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, cancer, dysentery, gout, leukemia, low blood pressure, melanoma, pinkeye, tapeworm. If negative symptoms develop, see a witch immediately. Personal reports concluded that Drow, and Dwarf's have a 70% immunity to the effects of this recipe. Kwekwitli, Skakwegi's observation showed that chaotic evil, neutral good and lawful neutral aligned characters have up to 31% immunity to the effects of this recipe. Ishrilias, Czafrick, Ychyuzasse's tome showed that Ogre's have up to 38% immunity to the effects of this recipe. Yerias, Kimus's essay indicated that true neutral, chaotic good and lawful evil aligned characters are at 62% more risk to 1/7 of the effects of this recipe. Personal studies have concluded that Imp, Banshee, Gorgon, Sphinx, Stirges, Golem, and Boogeyman's have a 58% immunity to 1/4 of the effects of this recipe. Laboratory tests have concluded neutral evil aligned characters have up to 3% immunity to the effects of this recipe. Relercu's study showed that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 9 points of damage is permanent drain instead. Krakretl, Girltl, Kwakwit's handbook indicated that there is a 62% chance this recipe may cure age reversal, alopecia, angina, apiphobia (fear of bees), apnea, artificial insemination, astraphobia (fear of thunder and lightning), atrophy, autism, bad breath, bedwetting, cainophobia (fear of newness, novelty), cataplexy, chills, chorophobia (fear of dancing), coughing, cramps, difficulty swallowing, fugues, hemorrhoids, hot flashes, inability to cast any spells, panphobia (fear of everything), temperature 4°F warmer than normal, upset stomach. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from adenocarcinoma, contact dermatitis, gonorrhea, gout, herpes, herpes, lockjaw, shingles, smallpox, snail fever, toxicosis. If negative symptoms develop, see an alchemist immediately. Quambibee's essays showed that wizard's are at 52% more risk to the effects of this recipe. Orra, Pyrhagas's scrolls concluded that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character. Generated by ipad2cgi, the Inspiration Pad Pro 2 CGI interface. www.nbos.com. Build: 12-07-2007 00:51:58	Want to make your own generators?
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