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The Alchemist's Cookbook v2
Complex Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

This material is Open Game Content, and is licensed for public use under the terms of the Open Game License v1.0a.

Ingredients
  • 1 tablespoon sliced Elyeis heather
  • 1 teaspoon sliced coriander
  • 1/5 teaspoon Abunym scandium grit
  • 1 pint powdered Quaeeris squirrel
  • 14 cups chopped Charia jasper
  • 11 tablespoons powdered oat
  • 1/5 pound hops juice
  • 1 tablespoon opium poppy root
  • 9 cups frozen Thecle silver
  • 1 gallon Ovryzik english walnut seeds
  • 7 tablespoons fresh Bryyn flamingo
  • 13 gallons crocus root
  • 1 teaspoon Owahius amole juice
  • 1 quart hellebore seeds
  • 1 ounce vervain oil
  • 1/2 tablespoon fresh Ifepro sesame seed stem
  • 1 teaspoon chopped mace
  • 22 gallons diced Lodri edelweiss


  • Ointment Directions
    Grind all the ingredients with a mortar in a pitcher and add to enough water to make a thick, but flowable mixture.
    Add the decoction to olive or other vegetable oil, and simmer until the water has completely evaporated.
    Add beeswax as needed to get a firm consistency.
    Place the firm mixture into a different pitcher and melt the mixture by heating slowly, and stir until completely blended.

    Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded wildly varying results. Ultimately it is up to the GM to interpret these results.

    Obafemiel, Sisse, Osafeblyon's experiments indicated that 1 in 35 people were cured of 6 or more of the following symptoms: aeronausiphobia (fear of airsickness), albinism, anal leakage, anemia, aneurysm, antlophobia (fear of floods), arachnophobia (fear of spiders), artificial insemination, atephobia (fear of ruins), chills, coughing, crystallophobia (fear of crystals), demon fever, difficulty swallowing, difficulty swallowing, dizziness, erythrophobia (fear of blushing, color red), heart attack, heart attack, kopophobia (fear of fatigue), migraines, muscular atrophy, saving rolls –4 per serving, temperature 9°F cooler than normal, upset stomach, vertigo. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from chickenpox, chickenpox, diverticulosis, dystrophy, louse, melanoma, melanoma, melanoma, pernicious anemia, pneumonia, polio, trachoma. If negative symptoms develop, see a medicine man immediately.

    Karlttla, Grikek, Skritli's reports showed that paladin's are at 22% more risk to 1/2 of the effects of this recipe.


    Clegius, Frorufien, Grewus's encyclopedia showed that Rat's have up to 63% immunity to 1/10 of the effects of this recipe.

    Personal manuals showed that Gnome's have up to 78% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Hordog's essays concluded that chaotic neutral aligned characters are at 41% more risk to 1/9 of the effects of this recipe.

    Dryopolyfos, Attheneauae's tomes indicated that true neutral, lawful neutral and lawful good aligned characters have up to 60% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Thraowilol, Marasrol's handbooks showed that chaotic neutral aligned characters have a 77% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Yodriye, Ehodulia's observations indicated that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 11 points of damage is permanent drain instead.

    Kofrilir, Sarar, Dograk's scrolls concluded that 98% of people who used this recipe were cured of the following symptoms: anemia, aneurysm, atrophy, autophobia (fear of loneliness), cataplexy, chills, dizziness, double vision, hodophobia (fear of travel), menorrhagia, odynesophobia (fear of pain), priapism, upset stomach, upset stomach. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Addison's disease, amebiasis, chickenpox, contact dermatitis, Crohn's disease, emphysema, gingivitis, hyperactive thyroid, leprosy, melanoma, mumps, strep throat. If negative symptoms persist, see a shaman immediately.

    Keos, Ogiia's records indicated that wizard, sorcerer, monk and fighter's are at 16% more risk to 1/6 of the effects of this recipe.

    Asblaphon's cookbook showed that each time the victim takes 11 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or 1/9 of all damage incurred is permanent.

    Mite, Rholasca's treatises indicated that there is a 70% chance this recipe may cause angina, attack rolls +3 per serving, blurred vision, delierium, delierium, dementia, hair growth up to 1/6 inch, incontinence, ingrown toenails, siderophobia (fear of the stars), sneezing, sneezing, stasiphobia (fear of standing), tropophobia (fear of change). Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from cardiac arrest, chlamydia, cold and fever symptoms, endocarditis, leukemia, Lyme disease, peritonitis, pernicious anemia, pernicious anemia, pertussis, smallpox, smallpox. If negative symptoms persist, see a medicine man immediately.

    Moralannil, Tyrindeth, Trilowies's manual showed that Dwarf's are at 34% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Laboratory tests have shown Siren, Boogeyman, Werewolf, and Poltergeist's are at 6% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Apdris's observation indicated that rogue and druid's have up to 40% immunity to 1/3 of the effects of this recipe.

    Personal manuals indicated that Lamia's are at 28% more risk to 1/10 of the effects of this recipe.

    Independant laboratory tests have indicated neutral good, chaotic evil and lawful evil aligned characters are at 59% more risk to 1/8 of the effects of this recipe.

    Laboratory tests have indicated there is a 68% chance that additional servings will cure any negative symptoms by a factor of 10.

    Alasnaras, Ænidrlan's cookbook showed that there is a 44% chance this recipe may cause albinism, aneurysm, apnea, artificial insemination, artificial insemination, batrachophobia (fear of frogs, reptiles), cackle fever, cataplexy, cheimaphobia (fear of cold), dementia, difficulty swallowing, difficulty swallowing, hair color changes, hippophobia (fear of horses), metrophobia (fear of poetry), vomiting. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from AIDS or other autoimmune deficiencies, bubonic plague, dystrophy, heart attack, laryngitis, lockjaw, louse, meningitis, neuropathy, rabies, smallpox, thrush. If negative symptoms persist, see a druid immediately.

    Prina, Syuon's report concluded that merchant's have a 26% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Brarfak, Gabar's study concluded that Human, Halfling, Drow, and Gnome's have up to 2% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Trilaraenian, Ænidrowiel's grimoires indicated that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

    Bribligius's experiments showed that each time the victim takes 4 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be stunned.

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