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The Alchemist's Cookbook v2
Complex Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

This material is Open Game Content, and is licensed for public use under the terms of the Open Game License v1.0a.

Ingredients
  • 17 fluid ounces sliced Quodbe lavender
  • 1 ounce Ewryusseytiix cardamon
  • 21 cups Ethyithi snowdrop leaves
  • 1/5 fluid ounce nephrite shards
  • 1/8 tablespoon vinca oil
  • 1 teaspoon sliced Diinquo oxalis
  • 1/9 pound distilled hobbit
  • 1 gallon Etaepu ytterbium clusters
  • 1 quart frozen vervain
  • 1/6 quart frozen Sinebropias giant
  • 3 fluid ounces stewed Ikztyet christmas cactus
  • 1/2 tablespoon abelmosk juice
  • 1/6 cup partially hydrogenated Dicosirat begonia
  • 1 teaspoon zinnia


  • Ointment Directions
    Grind all the ingredients with a mortar in a roasting pan and add to enough water to make a thick, but flowable mixture.
    Add the decoction to olive or other vegetable oil, and simmer until the water has completely evaporated.
    Add beeswax as needed to get a firm consistency.
    Place the firm mixture into a different roasting pan and melt the mixture by heating slowly, and stir until completely blended.

    Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded wildly varying results. Ultimately it is up to the GM to interpret these results.

    Personal observations have shown that this may cure the following symptoms: all rolls 4 per serving, allodoxaphobia (fear of opinions), arithmophobia (fear of numbers), asthma, cackle fever, cataplexy, cibophobia (fear of food), cometophobia (fear of comets), coughing, dizziness, dry mouth, ectopic pregnancy, gender reversal, hippophobia (fear of horses), itching. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from amebic dysentry, amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, cold and fever symptoms, diabetes, dysentery, epilepsy, herpes, louse, thrush. If negative symptoms persist, see an alchemist immediately.

    Olyra's record indicated that chaotic neutral aligned characters are at 88% more risk to 1/9 of the effects of this recipe.


    Laboratory studies have indicated chaotic neutral, neutral good and neutral evil aligned characters are at 27% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Opruphodien's test indicated that Stirges, Hobgoblin, Brown Bear, Centaur, Scorpion, and Troll's have a 16% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Personal manuals indicated that ranger's have a 56% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Ikekon's observations concluded that Halfling's have up to 98% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Personal treatises indicated that paladin and soldier's have a 92% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Nedak's codexes indicated that there is a 48% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 5+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls to cure.

    Korarn, Horsolir's scrolls showed that there is a 62% chance this recipe may cure ingrown toenails, sneezing. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from beriberi, chlamydia, diverticulitis, epilepsy, herpes, measles, measles, thrush, tuberculosis. If negative symptoms develop, see a healer immediately.

    Drupragord, Vethenia's scroll concluded that rogue's are at 4% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Laboratory observations have concluded successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

    Demide's observation showed that there is a 86% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 6+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls in a row to cure.

    Gerio's report showed that there is a 3% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are not communicable. All players within 433 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.

    Elydroea's observation showed that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 13 points of damage is permanent drain instead.

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