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The Alchemist's Cookbook v2
Complex Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

This material is Open Game Content, and is licensed for public use under the terms of the Open Game License v1.0a.

Ingredients
  • 13 pints stewed aaron's beard
  • 1/9 pint mango
  • 12 ounces diced Phyobre sarsaparilla
  • 1 gallon Adtr'ixt'ked mace flowers
  • 7 tablespoons sliced Peiuniris euphorbia
  • 1/9 fluid ounce distilled sun rose
  • 1/2 fluid ounce Tagrorien neodymium grit
  • 1/4 tablespoon Olysos apricot stem
  • 5 quarts frozen Beo broom
  • 1 pint Fepraedipae sphalerite extract
  • 1 pound bird seasoning
  • 1/10 fluid ounce chili powder
  • 1/2 fluid ounce crushed chive
  • 1 pound poplar extract
  • 1 fluid ounce Moe rose petals
  • 1/9 gallon stewed milfoil
  • 1/2 pound Uwoyikyania arnica root
  • 1 gallon platinum
  • 1 teaspoon barley
  • 1/5 fluid ounce dried balm flowers
  • 1/8 gallon fresh gniess
  • 10 teaspoons dried polyanthus


  • Tincture Directions
    Grind all the ingredients with a mortar in a bowl.
    Allow the ground mixture to dry into a powder.
    Powder will be ready when it's color is blue.
    Combine 1-4 oz. of the blue powder with 8 to 12 oz. wine.
    Add water to make a 50% alcohol solution.
    Let stand for two weeks, shaking once or twice a day.
    Strain and pour liquid into a bottle suitable for storage.

    Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded wildly varying results. Ultimately it is up to the GM to interpret these results.

    Kofick, Hur÷n, Grargus's manuals indicated that 1 in 250 people were cured of 3 or more of the following symptoms: alopecia, autism, crystallophobia (fear of crystals), cysts, dinophobia (fear of dizziness), double vision, height shrinkage of at least 1 inch, itching, polyphobia (fear of many things). Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Addison's disease, blastomycosis, cancer, conjunctivitis, dysentery, epilepsy, Hodgkin's disease, Hodgkin's disease, leprosy, Lyme disease, neuropathy, pertussis, pneumonia, strep throat. If negative symptoms persist, see a medicine man immediately.

    Qelty, Xebbyurkyor, Izef'ifs's experiment showed that farmer, ranger and paladin's are at 17% more risk to any effects of this recipe.


    Cugini, Ioitheos's test showed that each time the victim takes 3 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be blinded.

    Amlra, Makhoa's test showed that there is a 94% chance this recipe may cure all rolls +4 per serving, apnea, artificial insemination, bad breath, blood clots, blurred vision, cenophobia (fear of empty rooms), chrematophobia (fear of money), delierium, delierium, dementia, dementia, dizziness, double vision, dry mouth, lachanophobia (fear of vegetables), muscular atrophy, rosacea, selenophobia (fear of the moon), sneezing, teratophobia (fear of monsters), upset stomach. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from beriberi, chickenpox, chlamydia, diverticulosis, leprosy, leprosy, lupus, lymphoma, pernicious anemia, smallpox, smallpox, snail fever, snail fever, yellow fever. If negative symptoms develop, see a healer immediately.

    Jaque, Whyj, Flefach's guide showed that lawful evil and chaotic neutral aligned characters are at 2% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Personal cookbook concluded that Gnome, and Human's are at 64% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Garlkaat, Girlk, Kirgi's experiments showed that Dwarf's have a 48% immunity to 1/9 of the effects of this recipe.

    Bloyn, Pyepaus, Ythefar's codexes indicated that Elf, Drow, Dwarf, Kobold, and Halfling's have a 38% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Personal scroll concluded that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 29 points of damage is permanent drain instead.

    Linrieth's experiment indicated that 13% of people who used this recipe experienced the following symptoms: alopecia, apnea, chills, cysts, dizziness, double vision, gephyrophobia (fear of bridges), gymnophobia (fear of nudity), hematophobia (fear of blood), hemorrhoids, rosacea. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from AIDS or other autoimmune deficiencies, conjunctivitis, Crohn's disease, diptheria, genital herpes, hypoglycemia, laryngitis, laryngitis, louse, lymphoma, meningitis, meningitis, pneumonia, scurvy. If negative symptoms develop, see a sorcerer immediately.

    Personal grimoires showed that cleric, merchant and wizard's have up to 43% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Creprocla's codex indicated that Beholder, Brown Bear, Dragon, Hydra, and Shade's have up to 3% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    TheŠilßnies, ┴erorowas's manuals indicated that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

    Blogru's reports showed that 66% of people who used this recipe experienced 3 or more of the following symptoms: acarophobia (fear of small objects), asthma, fugues, hot flashes. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Addison's disease, Addison's disease, cancer, croup, emphysema, endocarditis, gingivitis, kala-azar, laryngitis, lupus, melanoma, scurvy, tapeworm, tuberculosis. If negative symptoms persist, see a witch immediately.

    Independant laboratory studies have concluded lawful good, chaotic good and lawful neutral aligned characters have up to 50% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Kovar, Crifrung's guide indicated that Giant's are at 32% more risk to 1/9 of the effects of this recipe.

    Jefryu, Jurt, Homebrem's study showed that bard's are at 92% more risk to 1/9 of the effects of this recipe.

    Tumikus's reports showed that there is a 51% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are communicable. All players within 395 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.

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