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The Alchemist's Cookbook v2
Complex Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

This material is Open Game Content, and is licensed for public use under the terms of the Open Game License v1.0a.

Ingredients
  • 1 ounce Ebribru yeti dressing
  • 1/9 pint powdered gypsophila
  • 1 ounce flowering quince petals
  • 1/6 ounce stewed Saco shadow
  • 23 fluid ounces essence of Claryns oregano
  • 2 ounces Asietquia nobelium
  • 1/2 ounce essence of polybasite
  • 1 pint jojoba
  • 8 gallons dried Lgyev'oyfr marigold
  • 1/3 ounce kalanchoe paste


  • Soup Directions
    Put water in a small double boiler and heat but do not boil.
    Add 1/7 of the ingredients to the double boiler and bring to a slow simmer.
    Add remaining ingredients to the double boiler 1 at a time, stirring constantly.
    Add powdered Tirlenilas hellebore as needed.
    Seperate solids from the soup into a seperate double boiler.
    Mix the solids and place them back in the soup.
    Let soup parbroil for 74 minutes.
    Garnish with one of the items from table below.
    Serve at 127°.

    Garnish with
  • 17 quarts chopped Utelelagien amphisbaena
  • 1/2 cup cyclamen petals


  • Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded wildly varying results. Ultimately it is up to the GM to interpret these results.

    Phyfokuhia, Osaku, Chushrib's studies indicated that there is a 63% chance this recipe may cure angina, catoptrophobia (fear of mirrors), chills, coprophobia (fear of feces), hemorrhoids, hodophobia (fear of travel), hodophobia (fear of travel), kidney failure, temperature 10°F warmer than normal, zits. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from diverticulosis, dysentery, strep throat. If negative symptoms persist, see an alchemist immediately.

    Kursėn's journals indicated that sorcerer and paladin's have a 80% immunity to any effects of this recipe.


    Ęladas's study indicated that cleric's are at 7% more risk to 1/10 of the effects of this recipe.

    Lirriélael, Aenorbrinbrol, Arrialian's observations showed that there is a 87% chance that additional servings will cure any negative symptoms by a factor of 7.

    Duryns, Tioe's experiments concluded that 29% of people who used this recipe experienced 2 or more of the following symptoms: basiphobia (fear of walking), dizziness, double vision, heart attack, priapism, vertigo. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from conjunctivitis, coronary heart disease, Lyme disease. If negative symptoms develop, see a witch immediately.

    Personal handbooks showed that Drow, Halfling, Gnome, Human, and Elf's are at 100% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Thaasyn's report concluded that chaotic evil, lawful good, neutral evil and chaotic neutral aligned characters are at 66% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Independant laboratory tests have indicated lawful evil aligned characters have a 23% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Totsuamta, Uignasti, Ettia's manual showed that neutral good aligned characters are at 29% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Fidtian'irta's test showed that lawful neutral, neutral good, chaotic good and lawful evil aligned characters have a 54% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Tuitua's treatises showed that wizard's have a 65% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Throlmomli's handbook indicated that Ghoul's are at 94% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Makry, Hyopa's essay concluded that the victim must make 6 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

    Phodi, Wira, Jegrusien's guide concluded that this may cure the following symptoms: atrophy, cramps, iophobia (fear of rust), lachanophobia (fear of vegetables). Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from neuropathy, pinkeye, tapeworm. If negative symptoms persist, see a wizard immediately.

    Personal treatises showed that rogue and cleric's are at 50% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Inres, Faliceli's tests showed that Dwarf's have up to 25% immunity to 1/2 of the effects of this recipe.

    Paephon's journals concluded that Dwarf, Ogre, and Orc's have up to 78% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Independant laboratory experiments have shown Viper, Snark, Manticore, Cockatrice, Giant, and Lizardman's are at 95% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Adtus, Lyes, Lephlekis's observations showed that there is a 54% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 2+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls to cure.

    Pealni's records indicated that there is a 33% chance that the cook will obtain a magical immunity to any side-effects.

    Uondastiis, Enile's guides showed that each time the victim takes 7 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be fatigued.

    Bewetinius's codex indicated that there is a 49% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are communicable. All players within 141 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.

    Rililroras's test concluded that 1 in 107 people experienced up to 2 of the following symptoms: anemia, bad breath, delierium, dendrophobia (fear of trees), hemorrhoids, triskadekaphobia (fear of the number thirteen). Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from beriberi, cellulitis, chlamydia. If negative symptoms develop, see a shaman immediately.

    Cumtauecum, Fecci's test concluded that Kobold's are at 75% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Personal records indicated that Succubus, Banshee, Brown Bear, and Unicorn's have up to 76% immunity to 1/8 of the effects of this recipe.

    Rihopesh, Myadreziel, Amishimopia's study indicated that Stirges's have up to 2% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Personal cookbooks indicated that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

    Trilęnendyn, Tyrarillith's treatises concluded that 1 in 7 people experienced the following symptoms: age reversal, agrizoophobia (fear of wild animals), alignment changes, allodoxaphobia (fear of opinions), alopecia, antlophobia (fear of floods), apnea, arachnophobia (fear of spiders), atrophy, bad breath, bad breath, blood clots, blurred vision, chionophobia (fear of snow, winter), chorophobia (fear of dancing), coughing, dendrophobia (fear of trees), height shrinkage of at least 7 inches, hodophobia (fear of travel), hot flashes, iatrophobia (fear of doctors, hospitals), inability to cast any spells, inability to cast divine spells, itching, melophobia (fear of music), muscular atrophy, rosacea, sneezing, upset stomach. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from herpes, leukemia, thrush. If negative symptoms persist, see a healer immediately.

    Ditetiam's essay indicated that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 11 points of damage is permanent drain instead.

    Personal records showed that 77% of people who used this recipe experienced the following symptoms: alopecia, anal leakage, anthophobia (fear of flowers), atopy, gerascophobia (fear of growing old), hallucinations, migraines, temperature 10°F cooler than normal. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from bubonic plague, infantile paralysis, trachoma. If negative symptoms develop, see a sorcerer immediately.

    Thrakolin, Dorėn, Kubrir's record concluded that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

    Laboratory studies have concluded 1 in 136 people experienced the following symptoms: ablutophobia (fear of bathing), age reversal, anal leakage, angina, atopy, cenophobia (fear of empty rooms), dinophobia (fear of dizziness), hair color changes, incontinence, zits. Do not use if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from black lung, cardiac arrest, Hodgkin's disease. If negative symptoms develop, see a healer immediately.

    Laboratory observations have shown the victim must make 9 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

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