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The Alchemist's Cookbook
Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

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Ingredients
  • 1 ounce zirconium
  • 1/2 pound scandium seasoning
  • 5 ounces Port thorium paste
  • 1/7 ounce partially hydrogenated Ibovre bird
  • 18 fluid ounces powdered Tahincqua iodine
  • 1/4 fluid ounce chopped Tia chrysoprase
  • 1 pint fresh cave bear
  • 23 fluid ounces crane
  • 1 tablespoon heliotrope chunks
  • 1 quart powdered Sudong jinn
  • 1 pint jacinth seasoning
  • 1 teaspoon frozen Gaken valerian
  • 1 tablespoon Tiblagias niobium seasoning
  • 1 pound F'raevzeewoy stone giant juice
  • 24 tablespoons water elemental oil
  • 4 quarts powdered asbestos
  • 15 teaspoons frozen Quodproe star sapphire
  • 1/3 fluid ounce sliced Ifrachacidien molybdenum
  • 12 quarts dried cryolite
  • 1 quart iridium syrup
  • 25 fluid ounces Oflil bull seasoning
  • 1 pound hafium syrup


  • Directions
    Put whiskey in a large Dutch oven and boil. Roast all the mineral ingredients in a seperate Dutch oven, mix till well blended, and dip remaining ingredients in mixture. Add all remaining ingredients to the Dutch oven, stirring occasionally. Add stewed permalloy to thicken as needed. Seperate liquids into a seperate cooking pot. Reduce mixture to 1/2 by cooking for 36 minutes. Servehot.

    Garnish with
  • 24 fluid ounces toad extract


  • Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    Uigna's essays indicated that 1 in 175 people experienced the following symptoms: alignment reversal, anemia, angina, bedwetting, choking, demon fever, hot flashes, mummy rot, temperature 6°F warmer than normal, upset stomach. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from amebiasis, cholera, conjunctivitis, diptheria, dystrophy, gastric ulcers, high blood pressure, infantile paralysis, kala-azar, leukemia, melanoma, neuropathy, strep throat, trachoma, tuberculosis. If negative symptoms develop, see a healer immediately.

    Toco's observation concluded that true neutral, lawful neutral, lawful good and lawful evil aligned characters are at 89% more risk to 1/10 of the effects of this recipe.

    Coecum, Utbetem, Etuenruit's scrolls concluded that there is a 17% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 5+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls to cure.

    Icruvi's tome concluded that each time the victim takes 8 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be confused.

    Personal observations indicated that 1 in 138 people experienced up to 5 of the following symptoms: albinism, alopecia, demon fever, dry mouth, eunuchoidism, freckles, itching, paranoia, priapism, temperature 1°F cooler than normal, upset stomach. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from cellulitis, cold and fever symptoms, conjunctivitis, infantile paralysis. If negative symptoms persist, see a wizard immediately.

    Eumegi, Botum, Dustedit's grimoire showed that Human, Halfling, Drow, Elf, and Dwarf's have a 34% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Independant laboratory observations have shown that each time the victim takes 28 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or 1/4 of all damage incurred is permanent.

    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded varying results. Newer studies are generally more accurate than older studies, but it is ultimately up to the GM to interpret these results.

    Copyright © 2003-2006, NBOS Software. "Dwarven Beserker" and "Relic" art by V. Shane.