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Ingredients

25 pints Nacunon water lily poison

1/10 fluid ounce frozen talc

1/7 fluid ounce frozen Dribre thallium

1/2 ounce Iliui ogre oil

1/7 cup azurite seasoning

1 pound ruby

1/2 quart topaz flakes

1 gallon dried Ytird radon

1 gallon dried Qemus'tyab permalloy

1 tablespoon G't'afdr lion flakes

12 fluid ounces crushed Enere fire giant

16 pints sweetbrier poison

21 teaspoons essence of rat

Directions
Put whiskey in a medium pot and heat to 298°. Add 1/2 of the ingredients to the pot and bring to a slow simmer. Add all remaining ingredients to the pot, stirring slowly. Add baking soda to refresh as needed. Reduce mixture to 1/2 by boiling for 43 minutes. Sprinkle with Keneen thorite broth and servechilled.

Garnish with

1/4 pint sliced tassel flower

Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
Personal observations showed that 1 in 141 people experienced up to 8 of the following symptoms: apnea, autism, cataplexy, cramps, delierium, ectopic pregnancy, ingrown toenails, itching, muscular atrophy, rosacea, sneezing, vertigo, zits. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from AIDS or other autoimmune deficiencies, Alzheimer's, amebiasis, black lung, chronic fatigue disorder, croup, leukemia, low blood pressure, lymphoma, melanoma, pertussis, trachoma. If negative symptoms persist, see a healer immediately.

Quasse, Marehi, Autdi's encyclopedia concluded that lawful evil, chaotic neutral and neutral good aligned characters are at 53% more risk to 1/4 of the effects of this recipe.

Shefofus, Lago, Luthebosar's experiment indicated that there is a 67% chance that the cook will obtain a natural immunity to 86% of the negative side-effects.

Codexi's scrolls showed that 1 in 8 people experienced the following symptoms: alopecia. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from arthritis, cardiac arrest, dengue, emphysema, gout, hookworm, laryngitis, pernicious anemia, tetanus, thrush, toxicosis. If negative symptoms persist, see a shaman immediately.

Ispem's handbook showed that druid, cleric and bard's are at 51% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

Coetta, Mate's guides showed that the victim must make 7 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

Estxisoi's observation indicated that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 11 points of damage is permanent drain instead.

Personal guide indicated that there is a 27% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are communicable. All players within 53 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.

Situnar, Prerd's tests indicated that each time the victim takes 6 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be fatigued.

Pyagrypaliel, Eprozikrekus's experiment showed that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

Pari, Peaue, Netur's treatises showed that there is a 29% chance that the cook will obtain a magical immunity to any side-effects.

Personal experiments indicated that 75% of people who ate from this recipe experienced the following symptoms: asthma, autism, cackle fever, chills, coughing, cramps, dementia, height growth of at least 1/2 inch, inability to cast any spells, muscular atrophy, priapism, zits. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from adenitis, bubonic plague, chronic fatigue disorder, croup, glaucoma, leukemia, malaria, measles, meningitis, muscular dystrophy, scurvy. If negative symptoms persist, see a shaman immediately.

Nielendidrnal, Silirindas's report showed that Human's have a 74% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

Khûbrön, Turfar's journal indicated that there is a 63% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 8+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls to cure.

Obishraflezus, Orephukrimus, Yavu's journals showed that this may cause the following symptoms: age reversal, albinism, alopecia, apnea, atopy, autism, bad breath, bedwetting, chills, freckles, hallucinations, incontinence, ingrown toenails, itching, menorrhagia, muscular atrophy, priapism, rosacea, zits. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from beriberi, black lung, blastomycosis, cancer, cellulitis, cerebrospinal fever, chlamydia, chronic fatigue disorder, conjunctivitis, diabetes, epilepsy, genital herpes, gingivitis, glaucoma, leprosy, lockjaw, melanoma, pneumonia, rabies, toxicosis. If negative symptoms persist, see a wizard immediately.

Vece, Roque, Abeyobanias's experiments indicated that Satyr's have up to 19% immunity to 1/9 of the effects of this recipe.

Independant laboratory experiments have shown that there is a 32% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 5+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls to cure.

Ryilev's treatises showed that 31% of people who ate from this recipe experienced up to 10 of the following symptoms: age reversal, anal leakage, asthma, autism, bedwetting, cackle fever, demon fever, freckles, fugues, gender reversal, hair growth up to 1 inch, inability to cast arcane spells, mummy rot, paranoia, rosacea. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from black lung, blastomycosis, bubonic plague, cardiac arrest, epilepsy, genital herpes, gout, hookworm, leukemia, lupus, malaria, melanoma, muscular dystrophy, pernicious anemia, pertussis, pneumonia, polio, tetanus, toxicosis, yellow fever. If negative symptoms persist, see a wizard immediately.

Personal guide concluded that Human's are at 18% more risk to any effects of this recipe.


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Download AlchemistCookbook.ipt The Alchemist's Cookbook Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions This material is Open Game Content, and is licensed for public use under the terms of the Open Game License v1.0a. To contact Advanced Photo Solutions with suggestions or feedback send an email to: advancedphotosolutions AT gmail.com Ingredients 25 pints Nacunon water lily poison 1/10 fluid ounce frozen talc 1/7 fluid ounce frozen Dribre thallium 1/2 ounce Iliui ogre oil 1/7 cup azurite seasoning 1 pound ruby 1/2 quart topaz flakes 1 gallon dried Ytird radon 1 gallon dried Qemus'tyab permalloy 1 tablespoon G't'afdr lion flakes 12 fluid ounces crushed Enere fire giant 16 pints sweetbrier poison 21 teaspoons essence of rat Directions Put whiskey in a medium pot and heat to 298°. Add 1/2 of the ingredients to the pot and bring to a slow simmer. Add all remaining ingredients to the pot, stirring slowly. Add baking soda to refresh as needed. Reduce mixture to 1/2 by boiling for 43 minutes. Sprinkle with Keneen thorite broth and servechilled. Garnish with 1/4 pint sliced tassel flower Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance* Personal observations showed that 1 in 141 people experienced up to 8 of the following symptoms: apnea, autism, cataplexy, cramps, delierium, ectopic pregnancy, ingrown toenails, itching, muscular atrophy, rosacea, sneezing, vertigo, zits. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from AIDS or other autoimmune deficiencies, Alzheimer's, amebiasis, black lung, chronic fatigue disorder, croup, leukemia, low blood pressure, lymphoma, melanoma, pertussis, trachoma. If negative symptoms persist, see a healer immediately. Quasse, Marehi, Autdi's encyclopedia concluded that lawful evil, chaotic neutral and neutral good aligned characters are at 53% more risk to 1/4 of the effects of this recipe. Shefofus, Lago, Luthebosar's experiment indicated that there is a 67% chance that the cook will obtain a natural immunity to 86% of the negative side-effects. Codexi's scrolls showed that 1 in 8 people experienced the following symptoms: alopecia. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from arthritis, cardiac arrest, dengue, emphysema, gout, hookworm, laryngitis, pernicious anemia, tetanus, thrush, toxicosis. If negative symptoms persist, see a shaman immediately. Ispem's handbook showed that druid, cleric and bard's are at 51% more risk to any effects of this recipe. Coetta, Mate's guides showed that the victim must make 7 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe. Estxisoi's observation indicated that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 11 points of damage is permanent drain instead. Personal guide indicated that there is a 27% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are communicable. All players within 53 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected. Situnar, Prerd's tests indicated that each time the victim takes 6 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be fatigued. Pyagrypaliel, Eprozikrekus's experiment showed that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character. Pari, Peaue, Netur's treatises showed that there is a 29% chance that the cook will obtain a magical immunity to any side-effects. Personal experiments indicated that 75% of people who ate from this recipe experienced the following symptoms: asthma, autism, cackle fever, chills, coughing, cramps, dementia, height growth of at least 1/2 inch, inability to cast any spells, muscular atrophy, priapism, zits. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from adenitis, bubonic plague, chronic fatigue disorder, croup, glaucoma, leukemia, malaria, measles, meningitis, muscular dystrophy, scurvy. If negative symptoms persist, see a shaman immediately. Nielendidrnal, Silirindas's report showed that Human's have a 74% immunity to any effects of this recipe. Khûbrön, Turfar's journal indicated that there is a 63% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 8+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls to cure. Obishraflezus, Orephukrimus, Yavu's journals showed that this may cause the following symptoms: age reversal, albinism, alopecia, apnea, atopy, autism, bad breath, bedwetting, chills, freckles, hallucinations, incontinence, ingrown toenails, itching, menorrhagia, muscular atrophy, priapism, rosacea, zits. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from beriberi, black lung, blastomycosis, cancer, cellulitis, cerebrospinal fever, chlamydia, chronic fatigue disorder, conjunctivitis, diabetes, epilepsy, genital herpes, gingivitis, glaucoma, leprosy, lockjaw, melanoma, pneumonia, rabies, toxicosis. If negative symptoms persist, see a wizard immediately. Vece, Roque, Abeyobanias's experiments indicated that Satyr's have up to 19% immunity to 1/9 of the effects of this recipe. Independant laboratory experiments have shown that there is a 32% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 5+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls to cure. Ryilev's treatises showed that 31% of people who ate from this recipe experienced up to 10 of the following symptoms: age reversal, anal leakage, asthma, autism, bedwetting, cackle fever, demon fever, freckles, fugues, gender reversal, hair growth up to 1 inch, inability to cast arcane spells, mummy rot, paranoia, rosacea. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from black lung, blastomycosis, bubonic plague, cardiac arrest, epilepsy, genital herpes, gout, hookworm, leukemia, lupus, malaria, melanoma, muscular dystrophy, pernicious anemia, pertussis, pneumonia, polio, tetanus, toxicosis, yellow fever. If negative symptoms persist, see a wizard immediately. Personal guide concluded that Human's are at 18% more risk to any effects of this recipe. * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded varying results. 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