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The Alchemist's Cookbook
Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

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Ingredients
  • 1 cup frozen pink gold
  • 12 pints fresh Uipoci actinolite
  • 1/3 teaspoon Tryleraliel pyrope chunks


  • Directions
    Put milk in a large pot and heat to 290°. Steam all the gem ingredients in a seperate cooking pot, mix till well blended, and pour over remaining ingredients. Add remaining ingredients to the pot 2 at a time, stirring frequently. Add salt as needed. Pour mixture into a seperate pitcher. Let mixture cook 67 minutes. Serveat room temperature.

    Garnish with
  • 4 ounces Soprolle lithium paste
  • 9 fluid ounces Zok carnallite flakes
  • 25 teaspoons Afroin hyacinth extract
  • 1 cup chopped Grökro citrine


  • Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    Personal grimoires showed that 1 in 242 people experienced up to 6 of the following symptoms: bedwetting, delierium, dizziness, eunuchoidism, hemorrhoids, incontinence, itching, kidney failure, muscular atrophy, vertigo, zits. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from arthritis, cold and fever symptoms, Crohn's disease, dystrophy, leukemia, Lyme disease, mastitis, mumps, neuropathy, peritonitis, pertussis, scurvy, snail fever, yellow fever. If negative symptoms persist, see an alchemist immediately.

    Skriit, Krettli's treatises concluded that Hippogryph's are at 41% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Etcralbruxegsh's experiments concluded that Human, and Dwarf's have up to 22% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Isyavias, Blorar, Oteliwecia's observations indicated that rogue's are at 31% more risk to 1/6 of the effects of this recipe.

    Sable's handbook concluded that lawful neutral aligned characters have up to 27% immunity to 1/10 of the effects of this recipe.

    Fasirtu, Huicruite, Iuueiamgrauio's grimoires showed that soldier and merchant's are at 4% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Garlet, Skrakwatl, Grigratlittli's codex indicated that Drow's have up to 79% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Usakriwus's records indicated that Halfling's are at 63% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Personal scroll concluded that neutral good aligned characters are at 48% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Quasbesuris, Pemeapri, Pemita's guide concluded that lawful neutral and chaotic neutral aligned characters are at 50% more risk to 1/9 of the effects of this recipe.

    Personal records showed that cleric's have up to 57% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Independant laboratory studies have concluded that neutral good, lawful evil, neutral evil and chaotic evil aligned characters have up to 70% immunity to 1/8 of the effects of this recipe.

    Trilaenril, Aenilélnar, Sinilandal's guides concluded that Lizardman, Firedrake, Stone Giant, Roc, Ogre, Hippogryph, and Zombie's are at 90% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Rinasniel, Aelelelol's cookbook concluded that bard, druid, rogue and ranger's have a 87% immunity to 1/6 of the effects of this recipe.

    Meatotta's test concluded that each time the victim takes 5 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be temporarily blinded.

    Tox'efsc's test indicated that the victim must make 6 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

    Acrird, Czabreria's experiments indicated that there is a 18% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 5+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls in a row to cure.

    Ćnrilies's grimoires indicated that there is a 73% chance that the cook will obtain a magical immunity to any side-effects.

    Emczuylacze's reports indicated that 1 in 112 people experienced the following symptoms: albinism, anemia, angina, apnea, artificial insemination, blurred vision, choking, coughing, cramps, cysts, dry mouth, hair growth up to 2 inches, hallucinations, hot flashes, inability to cast arcane spells, itching, muscular atrophy, sneezing, vomiting, zits. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from amebiasis, cardiac arrest, chickenpox, chlamydia, cold and fever symptoms, coronary heart disease, croup, emphysema, endocarditis, herpes, leprosy, peritonitis, polio, stroke, toxicosis, tuberculosis, yellow fever. If negative symptoms develop, see an alchemist immediately.

    Nomatem, Etempoto's cookbook concluded that Ice Giant's have up to 86% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Somograres's tome concluded that there is a 24% chance that additional servings will aggravate any negative symptoms by a factor of 4.

    Zyefutumk, Rom'krs, Egan's handbooks indicated that 13% of people who ate from this recipe experienced up to 6 of the following symptoms: age reversal, albinism, alignment reversal, angina, cackle fever, cysts, ectopic pregnancy, fugues, hemorrhoids, hot flashes, incontinence, ingrown toenails, muscular atrophy, priapism, sneezing, vertigo. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from amebiasis, amebic dysentry, arthritis, black lung, blastomycosis, cancer, chlamydia, cold and fever symptoms, dengue, diabetes, epilepsy, herpes, Hodgkin's disease, hypoglycemia, kala-azar, pertussis, pinkeye, scurvy. If negative symptoms persist, see an alchemist immediately.

    Aránril's studies indicated that Poltergeist, Nymph, and Brown Bear's have a 2% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Aepo, Uotota, Estiraliud's experiments showed that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 8 points of damage is permanent drain instead.

    Ichinerien, Umujar's handbook concluded that there is a 95% chance this recipe may cause alopecia, anemia, apnea, asthma, bad breath, delierium, double vision, filth fever, itching, skin color changes, vertigo, zits. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Alzheimer's, arthritis, gonorrhea, lupus. If negative symptoms persist, see a healer immediately.

    Dragrczuzky's records showed that Bunyip, Water Elemental, Phantom, Harpy, and Shade's have up to 35% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Personal tests have indicated that each time the victim takes 17 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or all damage incurred is permanent.

    Nielilen's record concluded that this may cause the following symptoms: anemia, angina, apnea, artificial insemination, atopy, blurred vision, chills, coughing, devil chills, fugues, hemorrhoids, inability to cast arcane spells, itching, zits. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, beriberi, kala-azar, louse, lupus, tetanus. If negative symptoms persist, see an alchemist immediately.

    Personal journals showed that Halfling, Gnome, and Kobold's are at 35% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Grovroin, Khufu, Hogren's essay indicated that there is a 97% chance that additional servings will aggravate any negative symptoms by a factor of 8.

    Sesse, Japipias's observations indicated that 74% of people who ate from this recipe experienced the following symptoms: aneurysm, artificial insemination, asthma, chills, hair growth up to 5 inches, inability to cast arcane spells, ingrown toenails, sneezing. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from epilepsy. If negative symptoms persist, see a shaman immediately.

    Laboratory observations have concluded that Elf, and Drow's are at 32% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded varying results. Newer studies are generally more accurate than older studies, but it is ultimately up to the GM to interpret these results.

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