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Ingredients

12 gallons frozen Sigyadjsiag stainless steel

3 teaspoons crushed alexandrite

1/10 tablespoon belladonna flakes

13 tablespoons uranium syrup

5 pints wolf chunks

1/8 tablespoon fresh Gofius browallia

1/10 cup Quiagone hawkweed

1 pound hydrogen seasoning

11 quarts shredded citrine

1 ounce fennel juice

4 ounces osmium seasoning

1 quart protactinum dressing

1/8 ounce borax syrup

4 fluid ounces shredded gorgon

6 quarts Savilin satyr flakes

1 cup Grasede thunderbird poison

16 gallons woodpecker flakes

1 gallon fresh Emni cat

1 tablespoon fresh Ærasrriliad calf

23 quarts dried Fladroque iridium

Directions
Put mead in a large stewpot and boil. Add 1/2 of the ingredients to the stewpot and bring to a slow simmer. Add remaining ingredients to the stewpot 1 at a time, stirring slowly. Add oil to taste. Pour mixture into a seperate bowl. Let mixture simmer 65 minutes. Servecold.

Garnish with

1 cup steel poison

Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
Independant laboratory experiments have shown that 1 in 188 people experienced the following symptoms: apnea, atrophy, bad breath, coughing, ectopic pregnancy, filth fever, freckles, fugues, inability to cast any spells, kidney failure, muscular atrophy, paranoia, priapism, sneezing, vertigo. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from adenocarcinoma, cancer, chronic fatigue disorder, conjunctivitis, contact dermatitis, diverticulitis, gastric ulcers, gout, infantile paralysis, leukemia, louse, lymphoma, mumps, pernicious anemia, polio, smallpox, snail fever, trachoma, tuberculosis. If negative symptoms persist, see an alchemist immediately.

Cureuei's tests indicated that Elf's are at 79% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

Coneti's essays indicated that barbarian's are at 46% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

Personal reports showed that neutral evil and true neutral aligned characters have up to 68% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

Personal manuals showed that rogue, barbarian and soldier's are at 65% more risk to 1/7 of the effects of this recipe.

Independant laboratory observations have indicated that lawful evil aligned characters have up to 30% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

Personal experiments concluded that Snark's have a 40% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

Grauibanec's report indicated that chaotic good aligned characters are at 62% more risk to 1/8 of the effects of this recipe.

Todryeue's observation showed that chaotic neutral, lawful good and chaotic good aligned characters are at 91% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

Tirecius's record concluded that cleric, fighter and monk's have a 1% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

Personal handbook indicated that Yeti, Zombie, and Unicorn's have a 18% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

G'guth, Gomoduk's scrolls indicated that Human's have a 48% immunity to 1/10 of the effects of this recipe.

Ecre, Uescecau, Nuncpriaeum's study indicated that Halfling, Human, and Elf's are at 99% more risk to 1/4 of the effects of this recipe.

Sisaque, Poastrum, Procribis's scrolls concluded that farmer's have a 67% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

Pebat's studies indicated that there is a 54% chance that additional servings will aggravate any negative symptoms by a factor of 5.

Aelædæl, Maradániel's handbooks showed that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

Eumdiad, Cocoaquid, Quaesa's studies indicated that each time the victim takes 26 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or 1/10 of all damage incurred is permanent.

Monepryviel, Ledruvien, Brorelociel's tests concluded that there is a 56% chance that the cook will obtain a magical immunity to any negative side-effects.


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Download AlchemistCookbook.ipt The Alchemist's Cookbook Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions This material is Open Game Content, and is licensed for public use under the terms of the Open Game License v1.0a. To contact Advanced Photo Solutions with suggestions or feedback send an email to: advancedphotosolutions AT gmail.com Ingredients 12 gallons frozen Sigyadjsiag stainless steel 3 teaspoons crushed alexandrite 1/10 tablespoon belladonna flakes 13 tablespoons uranium syrup 5 pints wolf chunks 1/8 tablespoon fresh Gofius browallia 1/10 cup Quiagone hawkweed 1 pound hydrogen seasoning 11 quarts shredded citrine 1 ounce fennel juice 4 ounces osmium seasoning 1 quart protactinum dressing 1/8 ounce borax syrup 4 fluid ounces shredded gorgon 6 quarts Savilin satyr flakes 1 cup Grasede thunderbird poison 16 gallons woodpecker flakes 1 gallon fresh Emni cat 1 tablespoon fresh Ærasrriliad calf 23 quarts dried Fladroque iridium Directions Put mead in a large stewpot and boil. Add 1/2 of the ingredients to the stewpot and bring to a slow simmer. Add remaining ingredients to the stewpot 1 at a time, stirring slowly. Add oil to taste. Pour mixture into a seperate bowl. Let mixture simmer 65 minutes. Servecold. Garnish with 1 cup steel poison Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance* Independant laboratory experiments have shown that 1 in 188 people experienced the following symptoms: apnea, atrophy, bad breath, coughing, ectopic pregnancy, filth fever, freckles, fugues, inability to cast any spells, kidney failure, muscular atrophy, paranoia, priapism, sneezing, vertigo. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from adenocarcinoma, cancer, chronic fatigue disorder, conjunctivitis, contact dermatitis, diverticulitis, gastric ulcers, gout, infantile paralysis, leukemia, louse, lymphoma, mumps, pernicious anemia, polio, smallpox, snail fever, trachoma, tuberculosis. If negative symptoms persist, see an alchemist immediately. Cureuei's tests indicated that Elf's are at 79% more risk to the effects of this recipe. Coneti's essays indicated that barbarian's are at 46% more risk to the effects of this recipe. Personal reports showed that neutral evil and true neutral aligned characters have up to 68% immunity to any effects of this recipe. Personal manuals showed that rogue, barbarian and soldier's are at 65% more risk to 1/7 of the effects of this recipe. Independant laboratory observations have indicated that lawful evil aligned characters have up to 30% immunity to the effects of this recipe. Personal experiments concluded that Snark's have a 40% immunity to any effects of this recipe. Grauibanec's report indicated that chaotic good aligned characters are at 62% more risk to 1/8 of the effects of this recipe. Todryeue's observation showed that chaotic neutral, lawful good and chaotic good aligned characters are at 91% more risk to the effects of this recipe. Tirecius's record concluded that cleric, fighter and monk's have a 1% immunity to any effects of this recipe. Personal handbook indicated that Yeti, Zombie, and Unicorn's have a 18% immunity to any effects of this recipe. G'guth, Gomoduk's scrolls indicated that Human's have a 48% immunity to 1/10 of the effects of this recipe. Ecre, Uescecau, Nuncpriaeum's study indicated that Halfling, Human, and Elf's are at 99% more risk to 1/4 of the effects of this recipe. Sisaque, Poastrum, Procribis's scrolls concluded that farmer's have a 67% immunity to any effects of this recipe. Pebat's studies indicated that there is a 54% chance that additional servings will aggravate any negative symptoms by a factor of 5. Aelædæl, Maradániel's handbooks showed that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character. Eumdiad, Cocoaquid, Quaesa's studies indicated that each time the victim takes 26 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or 1/10 of all damage incurred is permanent. Monepryviel, Ledruvien, Brorelociel's tests concluded that there is a 56% chance that the cook will obtain a magical immunity to any negative side-effects. * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded varying results. Newer studies are generally more accurate than older studies, but it is ultimately up to the GM to interpret these results.	Want to make your own generators?
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