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The Alchemist's Cookbook
Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

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Ingredients
  • 1/7 tablespoon Harar cow flakes
  • 1/3 ounce manticore dressing
  • 1 gallon sparrow syrup
  • 1 tablespoon dried white sapphire
  • 1 cup sliced carnation
  • 1/6 tablespoon partially hydrogenated sunstone
  • 1 pint polonium flakes
  • 24 fluid ounces dried red jasper
  • 1 pound Dorsick ytterbium syrup


  • Directions
    Put juice in a small roasting pan and heat to 223░. Add 1/5 of the ingredients to the roasting pan and bring to a slow simmer. Add all remaining ingredients to the roasting pan, stirring slowly. Add cheese to preserve as needed. Reduce mixture to 1/3 by simmering for 59 minutes. Serve.

    Garnish with
  • 1/10 fluid ounce crushed owl
  • 24 tablespoons talc extract


  • Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    Frecenias, Yvefrik, Temoganiel's tome showed that 1 in 167 people experienced 7 or more of the following symptoms: alopecia, aneurysm, apnea, bedwetting, cackle fever, cramps, cysts, dizziness, double vision, ectopic pregnancy, fugues, height shrinkage of at least 3 inches, mindfire, priapism, sneezing, vertigo, vomiting. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from croup, louse, yellow fever. If negative symptoms persist, see a healer immediately.

    Tagraxpre's guides indicated that chaotic evil and lawful neutral aligned characters are at 13% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Gribawrydeoh, Y'ozkoh'oxm's essays concluded that there is a 49% chance that additional servings will aggravate any negative symptoms by a factor of 5.

    Laboratory studies have concluded that there is a 62% chance that the cook will obtain a natural immunity to 7% of the side-effects.

    Onofuchavias, Tuna's grimoires showed that the victim must make 10 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

    Laboratory tests have concluded that there is a 97% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are communicable. All players within 47 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.

    Tenadril, KrysŠilÚllir, Linidrilyn's tests showed that there is a 49% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 8+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls in a row to cure.

    Repud's encyclopedia showed that this may cause the following symptoms: anemia, apnea, asthma, bad breath, blinding sickness, choking, eunuchoidism, mindfire, muscular atrophy. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from cardiac arrest, cellulitis, dysentery, dystrophy, gingivitis, gout, Hodgkin's disease, infantile paralysis, low blood pressure, lymphoma, mumps, muscular dystrophy, neuropathy, pernicious anemia, strep throat, stroke, thrush, tuberculosis. If negative symptoms develop, see a healer immediately.

    Independant laboratory tests have shown that merchant and sorcerer's are at 57% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Otufus, Cleque, Pruque's scrolls concluded that 1 in 80 people experienced the following symptoms: itching. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from AIDS or other autoimmune deficiencies, amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, chickenpox, cholera, chronic fatigue disorder, conjunctivitis, endocarditis, measles, pneumonia, polio. If negative symptoms persist, see a healer immediately.

    Personal report concluded that paladin, monk and soldier's have a 80% immunity to 1/7 of the effects of this recipe.

    Independant laboratory studies have indicated that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

    Tyrinbradian, NielorŠnol's scroll concluded that there is a 68% chance this recipe may cause anemia, artificial insemination, asthma, atrophy, double vision, eunuchoidism, freckles, inability to cast any spells, sneezing, temperature 5░F cooler than normal. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from beriberi, cholera, diverticulosis, epilepsy, mastitis, snail fever. If negative symptoms persist, see an alchemist immediately.

    Myicy, Ilamien's reports concluded that neutral good aligned characters have a 64% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Gertitla, Garlge, Karltiet's journals concluded that Efreeti, Bunyip, Merman, Wyvern, Stone Giant, and Ghoul's have up to 96% immunity to 1/5 of the effects of this recipe.

    Ehra'ak'pohed's treatises concluded that Pegasus, Boogeyman, Gorgon, Phantom, Firedrake, and Fire Giant's are at 20% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Laboratory observations have concluded that Giant, Human, Drow, Elf, and Gnome's are at 92% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Abokremepus's guide indicated that Halfling's are at 60% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Personal observations have indicated that fighter, rogue and druid's are at 33% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Siccle's observations showed that farmer's have up to 86% immunity to 1/9 of the effects of this recipe.

    Personal observations have indicated that true neutral and chaotic good aligned characters have up to 50% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Pecrariel, Joby, Orela's journal showed that each time the victim takes 7 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be permanently confused.

    Trilaenal, Kylasniel's guides showed that 90% of people who ate from this recipe experienced up to 6 of the following symptoms: anal leakage, blurred vision, cackle fever, cataplexy, dementia, freckles, gender changes, hair color changes, hemorrhoids, inability to cast arcane spells, paranoia, vertigo, zits. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from high blood pressure, louse, polio, tapeworm. If negative symptoms persist, see a healer immediately.

    Yutholias's observations indicated that farmer, barbarian and cleric's have a 48% immunity to 1/8 of the effects of this recipe.

    Personal cookbook concluded that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

    Garlkrikrait, Kirtattle's scrolls concluded that 89% of people who ate from this recipe experienced the following symptoms: age reversal, blurred vision, delierium, demon fever, hair growth up to 1/7 inch, hemorrhoids, incontinence, rosacea, skin color changes, temperature 7░F cooler than normal, vertigo. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from amebic dysentry, black lung, dysentery, gastric ulcers, gout, leukemia, malaria, snail fever, toxicosis. If negative symptoms persist, see a shaman immediately.

    Kerias, Brifiel, Yiriwezien's record concluded that neutral evil aligned characters are at 93% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Fuitibi's journals showed that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.




    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded varying results. Newer studies are generally more accurate than older studies, but it is ultimately up to the GM to interpret these results.

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