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The Alchemist's Cookbook
Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

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Ingredients
  • 1 gallon partially hydrogenated Sirnolin neodymium
  • 1/3 ounce dried scandium
  • 1 cup Udessi ankheg paste
  • 1/6 quart chopped Tithinbreliel snake
  • 1 quart stewed Contipe china rose
  • 23 ounces crushed Nenetar kolbold
  • 12 tablespoons shredded Brofus lithium
  • 1/5 cup shredded Painti ununoctium
  • 1/7 quart powdered Yuclassa speedwell
  • 1 fluid ounce partially hydrogenated Safak magnesium
  • 1 pound shredded zinc
  • 1 pint Etafsi brass syrup
  • 9 tablespoons shredded Throggudak magnolia


  • Directions
    Put juice in a small wok and heat to 125. Scramble all the mineral ingredients in a seperate Dutch oven, add 7 cups of boiling water, reduce mixture over heat, and pour over remaining ingredients. Add all remaining ingredients to the wok, stirring frequently. Add chopped almandine to refresh as needed. Seperate liquids into a seperate roasting pan. Reduce mixture to 1/5 by cooking for 60 minutes. Serve.

    Garnish with
  • 1/4 gallon Esaprufrien acanthite


  • Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    Gadrir's manual showed that 35% of people who ate from this recipe experienced the following symptoms: angina, blinding sickness, cackle fever, delierium, devil chills, ectopic pregnancy, eunuchoidism, mummy rot, paranoia, priapism, zits. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from adenocarcinoma, Alzheimer's, chickenpox, conjunctivitis, contact dermatitis, coronary heart disease, gonorrhea, infantile paralysis, measles, pernicious anemia. If negative symptoms develop, see a wizard immediately.

    Laboratory tests have indicated that monk's are at 23% more risk to 1/3 of the effects of this recipe.

    Personal essay showed that there is a 49% chance that the cook will obtain a natural immunity to any side-effects.

    Quamrna's report showed that there is a 14% chance that additional servings will aggravate any negative symptoms by a factor of 4.

    Poetatque, Uoquamuolum's guides indicated that each time the victim takes 15 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or all damage incurred is permanent.

    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded varying results. Newer studies are generally more accurate than older studies, but it is ultimately up to the GM to interpret these results.

    Copyright © 2003-2006, NBOS Software. "Dwarven Beserker" and "Relic" art by V. Shane.