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The Alchemist's Cookbook
Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

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Ingredients
  • 1/8 cup winter aconite paste
  • 1/10 ounce frozen Atetu chives
  • 1 ounce Gripias scorpion oil
  • 12 ounces diced flamingo
  • 2 teaspoons sphene broth
  • 5 tablespoons sliced Telrilnil hawkweed
  • 4 gallons essence of wolf
  • 10 gallons partially hydrogenated promethium
  • 5 teaspoons stewed camelia
  • 1/4 fluid ounce onyx chunks
  • 11 cups essence of monkey
  • 1/3 teaspoon chopped Bihifar chrondrodite
  • 1/2 quart dried damask
  • 1 tablespoon graphite steel dressing
  • 1/4 fluid ounce shredded orc
  • 1 fluid ounce Ariro invar extract
  • 1/5 fluid ounce frozen Brĝdick hypericum


  • Directions
    Put mead in a small Dutch oven and heat to 173°. Add 1/5 of the ingredients to the Dutch oven and bring to a slow simmer. Add all remaining ingredients to the Dutch oven, stirring slowly. Add oil to taste. Let mixture stand 42 minutes. Sprinkle with Brobak silicon flakes and serve.

    Garnish with
  • 3 ounces sliced rhenium
  • 1 gallon Ev'ifrytu balloon flower extract


  • Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    Personal studies have concluded that 10% of people who ate from this recipe experienced up to 10 of the following symptoms: age reversal, alignment reversal, anal leakage, asthma, bad breath, blinding sickness, cataplexy, cramps, devil chills, inability to cast any spells, ingrown toenails, kidney failure, sneezing. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from amebiasis, arthritis, black lung, blastomycosis, bubonic plague, cerebrospinal fever, diverticulitis, genital herpes, lymphoma, mumps, smallpox. If negative symptoms develop, see a healer immediately.

    Y'q's experiment indicated that chaotic good aligned characters are at 19% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Nikrishrufia, Crih's codexes concluded that rogue, fighter, paladin and soldier's are at 67% more risk to 1/9 of the effects of this recipe.

    Kryseirasnial, Tyreiriel's treatises concluded that neutral good, neutral evil, chaotic neutral and lawful neutral aligned characters have up to 78% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Oshrobypus's studies showed that monk's are at 87% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Fluprawin's scroll concluded that Fire Elemental's have up to 23% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Groormilir, Forsrin, Grudrug's tome concluded that sorcerer, merchant and wizard's have a 27% immunity to 1/4 of the effects of this recipe.

    Olyaclecib, Ithewu's journal concluded that lawful good, chaotic good and chaotic evil aligned characters are at 27% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Meprahij, Ychuzuclerus, Wosa's guides showed that Kraken, Air Elemental, Wyvern, Fire Giant, Doppleganger, and Medusa's have a 24% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Crugumak, Sok's experiments indicated that Dwarf's have a 48% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Trylaenaniel, Tyránrilni, Sinĉilandael's codex indicated that the victim must make 3 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

    Quodtascum, Etbotiam, Etdaiupu's experiments showed that there is a 90% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 8+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls in a row to cure.

    Tatence, Inta's records indicated that each time the victim takes 9 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be confused.

    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded varying results. Newer studies are generally more accurate than older studies, but it is ultimately up to the GM to interpret these results.

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