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The Alchemist's Cookbook
Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

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Ingredients
  • 10 pounds Nielindélion vanilla extract
  • 1 cup diced Feniuoquae invar
  • 23 ounces shredded Yzemyhien donkey
  • 1 quart crow extract
  • 18 tablespoons stewed Tiridrlith boronite
  • 12 fluid ounces Hakrili emery dressing
  • 1 gallon stewed Tylædendien holmium
  • 1 fluid ounce Kwekitli sparrow oil
  • 1/5 ounce frozen Chupherus sapphire
  • 1/2 teaspoon magnesium
  • 1/2 gallon essence of golem
  • 1/8 pint Olepar sodium flakes
  • 3 quarts celery salt oil
  • 1/9 ounce dried tetrahedrite
  • 1 pint hawk poison
  • 1/10 gallon sedum oil
  • 1/3 teaspoon cave bear juice


  • Directions
    Put water in a medium roasting pan and heat but do not boil. Stir-fry all the alloy ingredients in a seperate stewpot, add 7 cups of boiling water, reduce mixture over heat, and place in roasting pan. Add remaining ingredients to the roasting pan 2 at a time, stirring frequently. Add whey as needed. Let mixture cook 64 minutes. Serve.

    Garnish with
  • 1 quart powdered palladium
  • 1 ounce diced fennel
  • 4 tablespoons fire elemental flakes
  • 1/5 quart wild ox extract


  • Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    Soutmus, Rescriinntis's journal indicated that 94% of people who ate from this recipe experienced the following symptoms: alignment changes, asthma, atopy, autism, bad breath, bedwetting, cysts, devil chills, dry mouth, filth fever, hair growth up to 10 inches, hemorrhoids, upset stomach, warts. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from AIDS or other autoimmune deficiencies, arthritis, diabetes, dystrophy, epilepsy, gonorrhea, heart attack, Hodgkin's disease, measles, neuropathy, pertussis, toxicosis. If negative symptoms persist, see a healer immediately.

    Aggouggogung, Thromok, Thruggong's scrolls indicated that neutral evil aligned characters have up to 70% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Thabrik, Brufrik's encyclopedia showed that soldier, rogue, ranger and paladin's have a 38% immunity to 1/10 of the effects of this recipe.

    Shanyo's report indicated that bard's have up to 7% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Maetum's manuals concluded that Hill Giant's are at 17% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Edepe, Emi, Quialloduecre's cookbooks concluded that Wight, Giant, Nymph, and Shade's are at 15% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Personal handbooks concluded that lawful neutral aligned characters are at 54% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Edidielli, Mimispem, Epraellud's codexes showed that there is a 7% chance that additional servings will aggravate any negative symptoms by a factor of 2.

    Epredra's guide indicated that there is a 31% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 3+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls in a row to cure.

    Etfanon, Haecehaeccu's tomes showed that the victim must make 3 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

    Bokak's manual concluded that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

    Thubri, Throdrarn, Dhufar's manuals indicated that each time the victim takes 6 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be confused.

    Uecre's records indicated that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 8 points of damage is permanent drain instead.

    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded varying results. Newer studies are generally more accurate than older studies, but it is ultimately up to the GM to interpret these results.

    Copyright © 2003-2006, NBOS Software. "Dwarven Beserker" and "Relic" art by V. Shane.