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The Alchemist's Cookbook
Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

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Ingredients
  • 1 teaspoon Sithygrosus pigeon extract
  • 1/10 quart sliced Yegepias kaolinite
  • 1 pound krypton broth
  • 5 quarts dried Eumpru olivine
  • 1 fluid ounce flowering quince poison
  • 1/7 fluid ounce chopped Aclyubemevias globe thistle
  • 1 cup shredded rabbit
  • 1/3 pound Sutisa pyrophyllite seasoning
  • 17 gallons aubrietia extract
  • 1 quart diced arsenic
  • 1 pint Noncaetssi sheep broth
  • 1 teaspoon chopped Tenorol heliotrope
  • 1 quart pixie flakes
  • 1/4 pound crushed frog
  • 1/10 quart Emot'irq agate paste
  • 1 pound Rilandiliel damask oil
  • 1/10 ounce powdered ununhexium
  • 5 teaspoons chopped Gruggadurth wrought iron
  • 1/8 pound Mesisto monkshood broth
  • 10 teaspoons chopped hen
  • 1 fluid ounce pyromorphite syrup
  • 12 tablespoons crushed lamia
  • 1 tablespoon frozen Eterunt troll
  • 2 tablespoons Ancu anhydrite extract
  • 1/8 fluid ounce chopped nemesia
  • 1 tablespoon essence of nymph
  • 1 pound essence of Ufroginerg marguerite
  • 11 teaspoons crushed Thraaenni curium


  • Directions
    Put water in a medium wok and boil. Stir all the monster ingredients in a seperate roasting pan, add 10 cups of boiling water, reduce mixture over heat, and pour over remaining ingredients. Add remaining ingredients to the wok 1 at a time, stirring frequently. Add eggs as needed. Seperate liquids into a seperate double boiler. Fry mixture for 34 minutes. Sprinkle with sliced Dhubrug beryl and servehot.

    Garnish with
  • 4 pints stewed white gold


  • Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    Thafir, Fornen, Thrornan's encyclopedia indicated that 19% of people who ate from this recipe experienced 4 or more of the following symptoms: age reversal, artificial insemination, cataplexy, choking, cysts, height growth of at least 1 inch, inability to cast divine spells, kidney failure, paranoia, temperature 4F cooler than normal, vertigo, vomiting. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from cold and fever symptoms, diabetes, diptheria, diverticulosis, laryngitis, lockjaw, louse, Lyme disease, mastitis, peritonitis, pinkeye, polio, shingles, snail fever, strep throat, tapeworm. If negative symptoms develop, see a shaman immediately.

    Osijoperia's studies indicated that chaotic neutral aligned characters have up to 38% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Gakholin's experiment showed that ranger's are at 33% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Ycosh's scrolls showed that lawful good and lawful neutral aligned characters are at 69% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Ticigien, Bigassi, Izima's experiment indicated that Gnome's are at 74% more risk to 1/9 of the effects of this recipe.

    Hurmik, Sivarn, Grokhar's cookbooks showed that Firedrake, and Griffin's have a 21% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Sirgili, Huggin, Morilir's encyclopedia indicated that bard, farmer and rogue's have a 21% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Thriilren, Thiilbrion's manuals concluded that Ghost, Werewolf, Banshee, and Behemoth's are at 49% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Personal experiments concluded that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded varying results. Newer studies are generally more accurate than older studies, but it is ultimately up to the GM to interpret these results.

    Copyright © 2003-2006, NBOS Software. "Dwarven Beserker" and "Relic" art by V. Shane.