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The Alchemist's Cookbook
Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

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Ingredients
  • 1 fluid ounce crushed Egnonea pewter
  • 12 teaspoons stewed Clishabid barium
  • 1/8 cup Rytu cast iron seasoning
  • 1/3 tablespoon Coquod wild goat poison
  • 22 cups dried acanthite
  • 19 teaspoons antelope
  • 1/3 teaspoon Inadfi hyacinth chunks
  • 1/9 gallon fresh halite
  • 13 gallons essence of jade
  • 11 ounces red jasper juice
  • 7 ounces magnetite
  • 4 cups gallium extract
  • 1 fluid ounce frozen molybdenum
  • 1 quart partially hydrogenated Lafia rooster
  • 1 cup partially hydrogenated Ælidrasras meadow rue
  • 10 pints stewed Trylasiad rutherfordium
  • 1/9 fluid ounce partially hydrogenated jasper
  • 1/2 pint Hozezern siren paste
  • 1/3 teaspoon powdered Derem hen
  • 1/7 tablespoon powdered Demese medusa
  • 1/7 tablespoon Deprosh turquoise broth
  • 1/8 teaspoon fresh sard
  • 1 pound essence of bull
  • 1 cup chopped Frejius giant
  • 16 ounces powdered wrought iron
  • 1/4 teaspoon dubmium flakes


  • Directions
    Put firewater in a medium double boiler and heat to 160°. Puree all the alloy ingredients in a seperate cooking pot, add 2 cups of boiling water, reduce mixture over heat, and dip remaining ingredients in mixture. Add remaining ingredients to the double boiler 1 at a time, stirring slowly. Add wine to taste. Seperate liquids into a seperate Dutch oven. Reduce mixture to 1/4 by simmering for 35 minutes. Sprinkle with frozen boron and servehot.

    Garnish with
  • 1 ounce shredded Triladædal fluorite


  • Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    Otiquod's study showed that 1 in 117 people experienced up to 10 of the following symptoms: age reversal, anal leakage, chills, choking, delierium, devil chills, dizziness, dry mouth, freckles, hallucinations, incontinence, ingrown toenails, muscular atrophy, rosacea. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from amebic dysentry, black lung, bubonic plague, cancer, cold and fever symptoms, dysentery, endocarditis, gingivitis, gout, Hodgkin's disease, leprosy, lupus, measles, pertussis, rabies. If negative symptoms persist, see a wizard immediately.

    Tuaecino, Inonstra's test concluded that Drake's are at 14% more risk to 1/9 of the effects of this recipe.

    Gr'ze'siey's report concluded that paladin's are at 20% more risk to 1/8 of the effects of this recipe.

    Iquoco, Uecobant's manuals concluded that lawful evil aligned characters are at 63% more risk to 1/8 of the effects of this recipe.

    Gwittla, Gwakek, Gerltittli's handbook showed that chaotic good aligned characters have up to 17% immunity to 1/10 of the effects of this recipe.

    Santiassi, Namnequaeius, Tesoco's observations concluded that Drow's are at 46% more risk to 1/4 of the effects of this recipe.

    Hascriri's essays indicated that there is a 72% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 6+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls to cure.

    Elamu, Chrinee, Eipu's tests showed that each time the victim takes 12 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or 1/7 of all damage incurred is permanent.

    Personal experiments have indicated that there is a 4% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are communicable. All players within 285 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.

    Personal tests have concluded that the victim must make 8 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

    Laboratory tests have shown that 98% of people who ate from this recipe experienced 10 or more of the following symptoms: age reversal, albinism, alignment changes, choking, cysts, dementia, double vision, hair color changes, ingrown toenails, itching, kidney failure. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Alzheimer's, diabetes, emphysema, endocarditis, Hodgkin's disease, hookworm, louse, mastitis, melanoma, snail fever, tetanus, thrush, tuberculosis. If negative symptoms develop, see a shaman immediately.

    Egra, Perasuqua's records concluded that sorcerer, ranger, fighter and barbarian's are at 72% more risk to 1/8 of the effects of this recipe.

    Iphyzo, Decijia's scrolls showed that there is a 100% chance that the cook will obtain a natural immunity to 12% of the side-effects.

    Anytyom, Staxze'oxgr, Wisukic's test showed that 56% of people who ate from this recipe experienced the following symptoms: albinism, anemia, aneurysm, apnea, atrophy, autism, blurred vision, chills, cramps, cysts, ectopic pregnancy, eunuchoidism, hallucinations, height shrinkage of at least 1 inch, itching, rosacea, sneezing, zits. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from adenitis, adenocarcinoma, Alzheimer's, chronic fatigue disorder, croup, dengue, diverticulosis, dysentery, lockjaw, lymphoma, melanoma, pernicious anemia, polio, rabies, scurvy, smallpox, strep throat. If negative symptoms develop, see a healer immediately.

    Fugeyipguxfr, Pod'nibobtr's cookbook concluded that Human, Halfling, and Elf's are at 67% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Guzbiv's treatises showed that there is a 17% chance that the cook will obtain a natural immunity to any side-effects.

    Udathutias, Flefoflorar, Sassa's observations concluded that 1 in 117 people experienced the following symptoms: coughing, menorrhagia, vertigo. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Alzheimer's, arthritis, cancer, cardiac arrest, cold and fever symptoms, heart attack, hyperactive thyroid, infantile paralysis, neuropathy, pertussis, smallpox, strep throat, yellow fever. If negative symptoms develop, see a wizard immediately.

    Thravik's treatises showed that paladin, bard, cleric and merchant's have a 19% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Zuchihia's experiments indicated that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded varying results. Newer studies are generally more accurate than older studies, but it is ultimately up to the GM to interpret these results.

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