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The Alchemist's Cookbook
Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

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Ingredients
  • 1/2 teaspoon Phowia nephrite poison
  • 1 cup Ainu rudbeckia syrup
  • 22 quarts essence of invar
  • 1 cup iridium seasoning
  • 1/8 fluid ounce mouse syrup
  • 1/7 fluid ounce dried fire giant
  • 1/3 teaspoon chopped Rovia oceanic bird
  • 20 pints essence of Talilralas lutetium
  • 15 pounds Duggarn sphene oil
  • 9 pounds fresh Iwenqu'hul werewolf
  • 1/9 quart stewed Kyav arsenic
  • 1 pound canna dressing
  • 1/4 pound ginger extract
  • 11 quarts diced pigeon
  • 1 cup Mumnolin neon juice
  • 1/3 tablespoon dried ox
  • 1 cup chopped stainless steel


  • Directions
    Put water in a small wok and heat to 179. Whisk all the alloy ingredients in a seperate pan, add 10 cups of boiling water, reduce mixture over heat, and dip remaining ingredients in mixture. Add all remaining ingredients to the wok, stirring frequently. Add flour to taste as needed. Pour liquids into a seperate stewpot. Cook mixture for 81 minutes. Sprinkle with sliced owl and servechilled.

    Garnish with
  • 15 ounces chopped Mirra sterling silver


  • Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    Echiducrenias's observation showed that 60% of people who ate from this recipe experienced the following symptoms: alopecia, atopy, autism, cackle fever, delierium, dementia, demon fever, filth fever, hair growth up to 1/8 inch, height growth of at least 1 inch, hemorrhoids, inability to cast arcane spells, itching, muscular atrophy, paranoia, skill checks 3 per serving, skin color changes, vertigo. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from AIDS or other autoimmune deficiencies, chickenpox, cold and fever symptoms, contact dermatitis, diptheria, dystrophy, epilepsy, glaucoma, infantile paralysis, laryngitis, measles, neuropathy, pernicious anemia, trachoma. If negative symptoms develop, see a healer immediately.

    Crdyazomqah's studies concluded that true neutral, chaotic evil, lawful evil and lawful neutral aligned characters have a 4% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Cruggung's grimoires showed that each time the victim takes 7 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or 1/7 of all damage incurred is permanent.

    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded varying results. Newer studies are generally more accurate than older studies, but it is ultimately up to the GM to interpret these results.

    Copyright © 2003-2006, NBOS Software. "Dwarven Beserker" and "Relic" art by V. Shane.