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The Alchemist's Cookbook
Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

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Ingredients
  • 10 cups steel extract
  • 1/4 gallon powdered Iwwyic sardonyx
  • 16 cups crushed Iniper bronze
  • 1/9 gallon Sefunien chrome paste
  • 1/6 quart stewed dendrite
  • 1 ounce shredded Pooe andradite
  • 21 teaspoons essence of orc
  • 1 pound Gr÷rmi daylily
  • 17 ounces Brufrilir auricula flakes
  • 1 pound frozen garnet
  • 18 fluid ounces chrysolite juice
  • 25 pounds Skigrit heliotrope juice
  • 22 ounces frozen Tuampasa beryl
  • 1/3 tablespoon Sisu zircon paste
  • 1/2 fluid ounce chopped ruthenium
  • 1 cup partially hydrogenated Emoadak palladium
  • 1/8 gallon Grimeng tantalum syrup
  • 1 cup grape hyacinth oil
  • 1 quart shredded alligator
  • 1 quart sterling silver extract
  • 1 teaspoon brass seasoning
  • 1 tablespoon chopped merman
  • 1 quart frozen Ipstsias carbon
  • 1 ounce diced Hufro rubidium
  • 1/6 quart thullium paste
  • 1/10 tablespoon sliced palladium
  • 12 quarts frozen seaborgium
  • 1/9 quart ElŠilal behemoth syrup


  • Directions
    Put milk in a large cooking pot and boil. Roast all the mineral ingredients in a seperate Dutch oven, add 4 cups of boiling water, reduce mixture over heat, and dip remaining ingredients in mixture. Add all remaining ingredients to the cooking pot, stirring slowly. Add cheese to preserve as needed. Reduce mixture to 1/3 by simmering for 54 minutes. Servechilled.

    Garnish with
  • 1/5 pound biotite chunks


  • Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    Prgyehuhra, Rauz'ud, Uzsiebrytiefiky's cookbooks showed that 26% of people who ate from this recipe experienced the following symptoms: age reversal, albinism, alopecia, anal leakage, asthma, atrophy, coughing, dry mouth, hair growth up to 6 inches, height shrinkage of at least 1 inch, hemorrhoids, incontinence, kidney failure, mindfire, paranoia, sneezing, upset stomach, zits. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, cholera, chronic fatigue disorder, dystrophy, lockjaw. If negative symptoms develop, see a shaman immediately.

    Eriyagratiel, Sazosar, Avyshresozien's essays concluded that Ankheg, Jinn, Giant Ant, Banshee, Scorpion, Yeti, and Trapdoor Spider's have up to 25% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Clikicia's study concluded that there is a 17% chance that the cook will obtain a magical immunity to 28% of the negative side-effects.

    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded varying results. Newer studies are generally more accurate than older studies, but it is ultimately up to the GM to interpret these results.

    Copyright © 2003-2006, NBOS Software. "Dwarven Beserker" and "Relic" art by V. Shane.