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Ingredients

1 pint fresh carbuncle

23 pounds Loreque alexandrite

1/9 pint Sullesset jasper

1 tablespoon Merandrieth rhodochrosite seasoning

12 quarts essence of Kurfan beryl

13 quarts dried Pable gladiola

1/8 pint Theorlir elinvar syrup

Directions
Put beer in a medium stewpot and boil. Steam all the animal ingredients in a seperate double boiler, mix till well blended, and pour over remaining ingredients. Add remaining ingredients to the stewpot 2 at a time, stirring frequently. Add cream to taste. Pour liquids into a seperate pan. Fry mixture for 41 minutes. Servehot.

Garnish with

23 gallons partially hydrogenated cow

Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
Zabrati'atty's grimoire indicated that 28% of people who ate from this recipe experienced 8 or more of the following symptoms: age reversal, artificial insemination, asthma, autism, coughing, delierium, dementia, dizziness, freckles, fugues, hot flashes, inability to cast arcane spells, sneezing, vomiting. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, black lung, dengue, diverticulosis, genital herpes, Hodgkin's disease, leprosy, lung cancer, neuropathy, peritonitis, pinkeye, snail fever, yellow fever. If negative symptoms persist, see a shaman immediately.

Personal scrolls concluded that Halfling, Drow, Elf, Dwarf, and Human's have up to 86% immunity to 1/8 of the effects of this recipe.

Maradilbrion, Elelilrlan's codex concluded that chaotic neutral and chaotic evil aligned characters are at 30% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

Zosov'k, Zyop'stay's tomes concluded that barbarian, monk and soldier's are at 25% more risk to 1/4 of the effects of this recipe.

Personal cookbook showed that Gnome's have up to 15% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

Quabrine's manuals concluded that Kobold, Gnome, and Orc's are at 79% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

K'mok, Gumodang's experiment showed that lawful evil, lawful neutral, true neutral and neutral evil aligned characters have a 6% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

Diefabo's treatises showed that Harpy's have a 23% immunity to 1/6 of the effects of this recipe.

Kagnog, Brafrin, Dhorso's experiment concluded that there is a 46% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are communicable. All players within 36 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.

Thrieiras, Telelirril, Telædies's treatises showed that each time the victim takes 14 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or all damage incurred is permanent.

Personal handbook showed that the victim must make 3 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

Personal observations have concluded that there is a 17% chance that additional servings will aggravate any negative symptoms by a factor of 7.


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