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The Alchemist's Cookbook
Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

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Ingredients
  • 16 fluid ounces Drave hill giant flakes
  • 18 gallons shredded bougainvillea
  • 1 fluid ounce Mofaisi graphite steel dressing
  • 1 pound gillyflower chunks
  • 3 ounces essence of Lygryifodia mica
  • 1/5 cup banshee syrup
  • 11 teaspoons diced Etcclemi wild goat
  • 3 cups thorium broth
  • 1/10 quart powdered efreeti
  • 1 teaspoon pectolite dressing
  • 13 gallons fresh Clulias monkshood
  • 2 fluid ounces Quodgrauamus neodymium seasoning
  • 17 tablespoons Nene euphorbia paste


  • Directions
    Put fruit juice in a large Dutch oven and heat to 209. Combine all the mineral ingredients in a seperate double boiler, mix till well blended, and pour over remaining ingredients. Add all remaining ingredients to the Dutch oven, stirring occasionally. Add salt to taste. Simmer mixture for 50 minutes. Sprinkle with powdered Marowiad unicorn and serveat room temperature.

    Garnish with
  • 1/9 fluid ounce frozen dog rose
  • 1/4 ounce Granondum chrysoprase seasoning
  • 24 cups Thaasindas viper seasoning


  • Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    Ugtyeft'ip, Shem'iokrauls, Ickyczewm'etu's observations indicated that there is a 14% chance this recipe may cause ability checks 4 per serving, alignment reversal, alopecia, atrophy, hair growth up to 1/6 inch, inability to cast divine spells. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Addison's disease, adenocarcinoma, arthritis, cardiac arrest, cold and fever symptoms, contact dermatitis, Crohn's disease, dysentery, lupus, lymphoma, measles, scurvy. If negative symptoms develop, see a healer immediately.

    Krardi's tomes showed that Dwarf, Gnome, Drow, and Human's are at 35% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Mang, G'k, Bromorth's treatises indicated that there is a 83% chance that the cook will obtain a natural immunity to any side-effects.

    Acdyiph, Almuohoxdrmu's journal indicated that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

    Ofrozyuvar's study showed that there is a 58% chance that additional servings will aggravate any negative symptoms by a factor of 9.

    Skriit, Kwagriit's guide showed that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 26 points of damage is permanent drain instead.

    Emopzaz, Drtuompby's tests concluded that each time the victim takes 3 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be permanently deafened.

    Sequiquosi, Costirum's codexes concluded that the victim must make 9 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded varying results. Newer studies are generally more accurate than older studies, but it is ultimately up to the GM to interpret these results.

    Copyright © 2003-2006, NBOS Software. "Dwarven Beserker" and "Relic" art by V. Shane.