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The Alchemist's Cookbook
Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

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Ingredients
  • 1 pound fresh zinc
  • 20 pints essence of radon
  • 1 fluid ounce frozen ElÚlnil bird-of-paradise
  • 2 tablespoons kernite extract
  • 1 pound Tryladnal brass chunks
  • 1/9 gallon osmium dressing
  • 18 gallons Iin phantom broth
  • 24 fluid ounces fresh eucharis
  • 13 gallons mustard seed seasoning
  • 1/8 pint sterling silver oil
  • 1/7 teaspoon benitoite oil
  • 1 fluid ounce steel
  • 1 pint ĂrorbrŠillan rhododendron chunks
  • 1 cup essence of malachite
  • 1 teaspoon shredded sedum
  • 1/10 pint powdered Ol'ukcz frog
  • 1 quart Paemidebse indium
  • 1 pound frozen periwinkle


  • Directions
    Put whiskey in a medium wok and heat but do not boil. Add 1/3 of the ingredients to the wok and bring to a slow simmer. Add all remaining ingredients to the wok, stirring frequently. Add salt to taste. Pour mixture into a seperate wok. Reduce mixture to 1/3 by boiling for 31 minutes. Servelukewarm.

    Garnish with
  • 1/2 gallon ox oil


  • Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    Personal handbook concluded that 25% of people who ate from this recipe experienced the following symptoms: alopecia, anemia, asthma, atrophy, bad breath, choking, cysts, eunuchoidism, hallucinations, itching, muscular atrophy, sneezing. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Addison's disease, Alzheimer's, blastomycosis, cholera, diabetes, emphysema, mumps, peritonitis. If negative symptoms develop, see a shaman immediately.

    Awern, Gryochegar, Yufrorobazius's studies indicated that merchant, druid and barbarian's have up to 80% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Independant laboratory observations have concluded that chaotic good aligned characters are at 7% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Uzizktruzunp, P'aytyin's journals indicated that lawful neutral and chaotic evil aligned characters have up to 80% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Mornen, Thrav÷g's handbooks indicated that Orc, Wight, and Spectre's have a 64% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    ThraŠillir's guides concluded that Human, Drow, and Elf's have up to 49% immunity to 1/8 of the effects of this recipe.

    Laboratory observations have shown that fighter, paladin, rogue and wizard's are at 25% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Laboratory experiments have shown that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

    Etabant, Ohoiusu's codexes showed that there is a 50% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 1+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls in a row to cure.

    Py'ug, T'oxl'opusdy's tomes showed that the victim must make 7 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

    Id'gy, Czof'at'ittryup, Rib'raot'okf'we's records concluded that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 10 points of damage is permanent drain instead.

    Groornilir, Kramnog, Groodrilin's journals showed that there is a 65% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are communicable. All players within 421 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.

    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded varying results. Newer studies are generally more accurate than older studies, but it is ultimately up to the GM to interpret these results.

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