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The Alchemist's Cookbook
Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

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Ingredients
  • 1/6 cup diced Uelemo aventurine
  • 1 ounce powdered calfornium
  • 1 gallon Et'ponr ytterbium paste
  • 1/8 pint Uesruge lawrencium juice
  • 1 ounce powdered graphite
  • 1/9 fluid ounce partially hydrogenated oxygen
  • 1 tablespoon shredded Mellenien chrome
  • 1 tablespoon Uhuni crow seasoning
  • 1/2 cup diced clematis
  • 6 cups fresh actinolite
  • 1 quart fresh lanthanum
  • 1/9 fluid ounce trillium broth
  • 1/10 cup palladium
  • 1 tablespoon colbaltite syrup
  • 1/6 teaspoon Aenĉnidriel oni broth
  • 1/2 cup Gamaggong magnetite poison
  • 1 quart partially hydrogenated lithium
  • 1 quart Fuvifqagx rooster seasoning
  • 1/8 cup manganese poison
  • 1/6 pint Rininilriel sterling silver juice
  • 1 tablespoon talc
  • 14 quarts wormwood oil
  • 1/10 ounce magnesium dressing
  • 1/9 quart Yocrikrojias brown bear broth


  • Directions
    Put ale in a medium cooking pot and boil. Add 1/5 of the ingredients to the cooking pot and bring to a slow simmer. Add remaining ingredients to the cooking pot 2 at a time, stirring slowly. Add oil to taste. Seperate liquids into a seperate cooking pot. Reduce mixture to 1/4 by simmering for 38 minutes. Servecold.

    Garnish with
  • 1/9 gallon essence of Silehoc monkshood


  • Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    Peppligni, Sesaelle, Maaunos's tests concluded that 44% of people who ate from this recipe experienced up to 6 of the following symptoms: alignment reversal, alopecia, atopy, bedwetting, double vision, ectopic pregnancy, freckles, hot flashes, upset stomach, zits. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from adenocarcinoma, black lung, bubonic plague, cardiac arrest, chronic fatigue disorder, coronary heart disease, diverticulitis, gonorrhea, lockjaw, low blood pressure, pernicious anemia, rabies, stroke, tapeworm. If negative symptoms persist, see a shaman immediately.

    Rutha's handbooks concluded that lawful good aligned characters are at 17% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Raitus, Fuppr's encyclopedia concluded that farmer's have up to 80% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Personal scrolls concluded that true neutral, lawful evil and lawful neutral aligned characters are at 33% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Gwigratli's treatises indicated that rogue's are at 67% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Aeránael, Sililbrnal, Ĉlelrilies's scrolls indicated that Halfling's are at 32% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Oripu's scroll indicated that chaotic neutral, chaotic good and chaotic evil aligned characters have a 20% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Totalar, Fozien, Etasius's journals showed that Bunyip's are at 95% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Personal encyclopedias concluded that neutral evil aligned characters have a 21% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Telasnélial's manuals showed that Human, and Drow's are at 9% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Sadi's experiments concluded that Mermaid, Kraken, Trapdoor Spider, Ice Giant, Water Elemental, Leprechaun, and Werewolf's are at 86% more risk to 1/8 of the effects of this recipe.

    Odeosae's cookbooks showed that monk and ranger's have a 3% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Personal codex concluded that there is a 100% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are communicable. All players within 51 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.

    Personal studies concluded that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 6 points of damage is permanent drain instead.

    Yprirazia's handbook concluded that each time the victim takes 6 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be fatigued.

    Cryeze, Ashref, Sihutac's scrolls showed that there is a 60% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 4+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls in a row to cure.

    Quodipuna, Eiusdifectos's experiments indicated that 1 in 104 people experienced 6 or more of the following symptoms: aneurysm, artificial insemination, bad breath, blurred vision, delierium, dementia, dry mouth, hair growth up to 1 inch, hallucinations, height growth of at least 5 inches, hemorrhoids, inability to cast any spells, incontinence, itching, upset stomach. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Addison's disease, adenocarcinoma, amebiasis, beriberi, cellulitis, chickenpox, chlamydia, cold and fever symptoms, genital herpes, gingivitis, hypoglycemia, infantile paralysis, kala-azar, leprosy, lymphoma, neuropathy, peritonitis, pernicious anemia, pertussis, strep throat. If negative symptoms develop, see a shaman immediately.

    Siqafrywiel, Browien, Capu's studies showed that Doppleganger's have a 25% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Ĉninbriel, Linendnil, Moririlril's manual showed that each time the victim takes 16 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or 1/6 of all damage incurred is permanent.

    Laboratory observations have indicated that this may cause the following symptoms: age reversal, apnea, asthma, autism, cramps, dry mouth, freckles, gender reversal, hot flashes, inability to cast arcane spells, mummy rot, priapism, skin color changes, subtraction of 4 negative levels per serving, vomiting, zits. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from cellulitis, cholera, Crohn's disease, croup, dysentery, gout, louse, Lyme disease. If negative symptoms develop, see a healer immediately.

    Abejius's records indicated that farmer and cleric's are at 55% more risk to 1/2 of the effects of this recipe.

    Rilinbrial's studies concluded that the victim must make 3 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded varying results. Newer studies are generally more accurate than older studies, but it is ultimately up to the GM to interpret these results.

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