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The Alchemist's Cookbook
Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

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Ingredients
  • 15 teaspoons Rikfrum'quif sheep
  • 1/4 cup diced Frovilelar lapis lazuli
  • 1/9 tablespoon fresh palladium
  • 1/7 ounce fresh hobgoblin
  • 1 pint Rar'frupugahv pink gold flakes
  • 1 pint essence of permalloy
  • 20 ounces powdered Blafliyywias heliotrope
  • 1 fluid ounce stewed Safi carbon steel
  • 1 gallon frozen Áerowanael almandine
  • 1/7 pint fresh roc
  • 16 pints fresh Praequem azalea
  • 25 pounds Coveus uranium extract
  • 21 quarts crushed Brømnili jadeite
  • 5 pounds frozen Lipua gallium
  • 16 ounces Icletudeque stainless steel seasoning
  • 1/5 pound frozen Preflofiel carbuncle
  • 6 fluid ounces crushed chalcedony
  • 1/6 pint shredded jasper
  • 24 ounces frozen Ælinbrindiel kolbold
  • 3 tablespoons iridium juice
  • 1 quart frozen Doquodnse gypsum
  • 1 gallon sard juice
  • 12 tablespoons Eleca crane flakes
  • 24 fluid ounces gladiola syrup
  • 18 quarts Eisrosus amber oil
  • 1 ounce germanium poison
  • 1 pint Ihaecaui cobalt syrup
  • 24 quarts shredded lithium
  • 1/4 fluid ounce Zene frost giant chunks
  • 1/6 fluid ounce crushed ghoul
  • 12 ounces essence of Mung lead
  • 4 tablespoons Tylæneth pyrite syrup
  • 12 quarts frozen Kirkratla scandium
  • 1 pound Lyn air elemental juice


  • Directions
    Put cream in a medium bowl and heat but do not boil. Puree all the gem ingredients in a seperate Dutch oven, mix till well blended, and pour over remaining ingredients. Add all remaining ingredients to the bowl, stirring slowly. Add baking soda as needed. Seperate liquids into a seperate pan. Let mixture stand 77 minutes. Sprinkle with sliced technetium and serve.

    Garnish with
  • 1/9 fluid ounce powdered feldspar
  • 1 teaspoon platinum chunks


  • Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    Ipant, Ofumw'px, Taib'egtaq's manuals concluded that 1 in 17 people experienced the following symptoms: blurred vision, hot flashes. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from adenitis, cellulitis, chickenpox, chlamydia, diverticulosis, dystrophy, endocarditis, epilepsy, gonorrhea, heart attack, Hodgkin's disease, laryngitis, lockjaw, louse, rabies, scurvy, smallpox, thrush. If negative symptoms develop, see a shaman immediately.

    Yucaque, Wojias's cookbooks concluded that lawful evil aligned characters have up to 56% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Arbr'uyxy'tuan, In'ped's journals concluded that there is a 27% chance that the cook will obtain a natural immunity to any side-effects.

    Ulst't'y, Oh'ayt, Enqtuos's experiment showed that there is a 82% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 5+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls in a row to cure.

    Dadi's experiments concluded that the victim must make 7 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

    Dreshasejar, Ulyshro's tomes concluded that each time the victim takes 5 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be stunned.

    Personal codexes showed that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded varying results. Newer studies are generally more accurate than older studies, but it is ultimately up to the GM to interpret these results.

    Copyright © 2003-2006, NBOS Software. "Dwarven Beserker" and "Relic" art by V. Shane.