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The Alchemist's Cookbook
Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

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Ingredients
  • 6 fluid ounces sliced shadow
  • 1/10 cup chopped potassium
  • 1 fluid ounce fresh Clyfius turquoise
  • 1 fluid ounce cuckoo flower syrup
  • 1 cup Uyrib chicken poison
  • 1/6 pound Dhodrarn boronite seasoning
  • 1 cup fresh Ononfipe krypton
  • 1 tablespoon zirconium
  • 1/3 ounce cinnabar dressing
  • 18 pounds antelope poison
  • 1 cup Gwitl celestite flakes


  • Directions
    Put brandy in a small cooking pot and boil. Steam all the animal ingredients in a seperate double boiler, add 6 cups of boiling water, reduce mixture over heat, and place in cooking pot. Add remaining ingredients to the cooking pot 2 at a time, stirring slowly. Add Zupy azalea flakes to taste. Seperate liquids into a seperate double boiler. Reduce mixture to 1/2 by simmering for 58 minutes. Sprinkle with halite broth and servecold.

    Garnish with
  • 2 ounces Eummeila brown bear seasoning


  • Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    Laboratory tests have concluded that 1 in 64 people experienced the following symptoms: alopecia, anal leakage, muscular atrophy. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from hyperactive thyroid, leukemia, Lyme disease, measles, toxicosis. If negative symptoms persist, see a shaman immediately.

    Aelorallith's codex indicated that monk and paladin's are at 18% more risk to 1/8 of the effects of this recipe.

    Dibuie, Poanes, Eea's journals indicated that there is a 92% chance that additional servings will aggravate any negative symptoms by a factor of 2.

    Theániel, Kylanlir's studies indicated that 1 in 85 people experienced up to 8 of the following symptoms: albinism, anal leakage, anemia, artificial insemination, blurred vision, cackle fever, cataplexy, coughing, cysts, devil chills, dizziness, dry mouth, eunuchoidism, fugues, hair color changes. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from black lung, cardiac arrest, chronic fatigue disorder, cold and fever symptoms, heart attack, infantile paralysis. If negative symptoms persist, see a wizard immediately.

    Gyaze's tome concluded that Drow's have a 10% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Melowendael, Theelinrieth, Tyrarellith's scrolls concluded that there is a 51% chance that additional servings will aggravate any negative symptoms by a factor of 2.

    Personal handbooks indicated that there is a 29% chance this recipe may cause albinism, alignment changes, asthma, bad breath, blurred vision, double vision, eunuchoidism, freckles, height growth of at least 8 inches, kidney failure, sneezing, upset stomach, vertigo, warts. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, cholera, melanoma, tetanus. If negative symptoms persist, see a shaman immediately.

    Whoyi, Ashepen, Obofus's observation showed that merchant's are at 33% more risk to 1/5 of the effects of this recipe.

    Yobrociel, Iblicrazifius, Ahiziel's grimoire showed that Dwarf, Human, and Halfling's are at 24% more risk to 1/10 of the effects of this recipe.

    Independant laboratory studies have concluded that lawful good, neutral evil and true neutral aligned characters have up to 89% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Laboratory studies have concluded that soldier, fighter and sorcerer's have up to 40% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Personal journal indicated that Gryphon, Lizardman, Succubus, Basilisk, and Stone Giant's are at 2% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Cresuamta, Moquodpa's codexes showed that this may cause the following symptoms: choking, eunuchoidism, inability to cast divine spells, muscular atrophy, rosacea, warts. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from cellulitis, dystrophy, smallpox. If negative symptoms develop, see a healer immediately.

    Personal experiment indicated that bard and merchant's are at 57% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Ænanæilol, Rilidrrieth, Æliradas's experiment indicated that there is a 6% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are communicable. All players within 330 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.

    Phuchoch's experiment concluded that there is a 8% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 1+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls in a row to cure.

    Personal codex concluded that 98% of people who ate from this recipe experienced 8 or more of the following symptoms: alignment changes, anemia, apnea, atrophy, blurred vision, dry mouth, fugues, incontinence, mummy rot, rosacea, warts. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from arthritis, chickenpox, chlamydia, cold and fever symptoms, dysentery, lockjaw, Lyme disease, peritonitis, thrush. If negative symptoms develop, see an alchemist immediately.

    Rat'gruv's handbooks showed that Elf's have a 48% immunity to 1/7 of the effects of this recipe.

    Tuaeusideus, Iblirum's guides indicated that each time the victim takes 8 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or 1/9 of all damage incurred is permanent.

    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded varying results. Newer studies are generally more accurate than older studies, but it is ultimately up to the GM to interpret these results.

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