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The Alchemist's Cookbook
Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

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Ingredients
  • 11 quarts stewed Deronim tarragon
  • 23 pints Themiweviel troll syrup
  • 15 pounds diced Brulmak spinel
  • 3 tablespoons partially hydrogenated Thofrug hyacinth
  • 1/2 ounce Faaui andradite broth
  • 19 tablespoons samarium


  • Directions
    Put milk in a small double boiler and heat to 155°. Add 1/4 of the ingredients to the double boiler and bring to a slow simmer. Add all remaining ingredients to the double boiler, stirring frequently. Add oats to preserve as needed. Pour liquids into a seperate roasting pan. Let mixture boil 42 minutes. Serve.

    Garnish with
  • 1 quart frozen beryl


  • Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    Oi, Fuitllie's tests showed that 1 in 52 people experienced 9 or more of the following symptoms: anal leakage, anemia, angina, apnea, atopy, coughing, cramps, cysts, devil chills, double vision, eunuchoidism, freckles, hair growth up to 1/10 inch, ingrown toenails, upset stomach. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from arteriosclerosis, arthritis, diabetes, diverticulitis, muscular dystrophy, pertussis, toxicosis. If negative symptoms develop, see an alchemist immediately.

    Personal grimoire indicated that chaotic neutral, chaotic evil and neutral good aligned characters have up to 27% immunity to 1/4 of the effects of this recipe.

    Uarua, Neci, Taxirre's study indicated that merchant's are at 28% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Personal tome indicated that Roc, Garuda, Giant Ant, Air Elemental, and Scorpion's are at 70% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Personal tests have indicated that druid and monk's are at 41% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Sibenctae's scrolls showed that barbarian, rogue, merchant and wizard's have up to 11% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Aquaelli's journal concluded that Poltergeist's are at 59% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Personal treatises concluded that Elf's are at 44% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Ireorga, Pupostnte, Diisse's observation showed that lawful good and lawful evil aligned characters are at 86% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Personal observations have indicated that each time the victim takes 3 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be fatigued.

    Famide's journals indicated that this may cause the following symptoms: ability checks –4 per serving, age reversal, anemia, artificial insemination, atrophy, bad breath, choking, coughing, delierium, dementia, double vision, dry mouth, ectopic pregnancy, filth fever, hallucinations, kidney failure, priapism, vertigo, zits. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from cellulitis, coronary heart disease, diverticulosis, gastric ulcers, stroke. If negative symptoms develop, see a shaman immediately.

    Aerĉilendiel, Tylalindiel, Málindiel's observations showed that bard's have a 55% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Personal reports concluded that each time the victim takes 2 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be stunned.

    Coquiffarce's reports showed that there is a 29% chance this recipe may cause artificial insemination, coughing, dizziness, double vision, zits. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from arthritis, black lung, blastomycosis, Crohn's disease, diverticulosis, emphysema, glaucoma, gout, Lyme disease, multiple sclerosis, pertussis, trachoma. If negative symptoms persist, see an alchemist immediately.

    Othuzynocus's scrolls concluded that Ogre's have a 32% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Aryru, Judar's grimoire indicated that there is a 38% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 5+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls in a row to cure.

    Loshinar's tomes concluded that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

    Dhodick, Bakrug, Mubolir's studies showed that there is a 53% chance that additional servings will aggravate any negative symptoms by a factor of 7.

    Eleranion, Ĉlriyn, Málorbririel's scrolls indicated that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 12 points of damage is permanent drain instead.

    Dyugedphosk's scroll concluded that each time the victim takes 4 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be blinded.

    Yahedrique, Vyque's cookbooks indicated that 44% of people who ate from this recipe experienced up to 9 of the following symptoms: anemia, aneurysm, apnea, asthma, bad breath, cataplexy, chills, cramps, dementia, demon fever, eunuchoidism, freckles, gender changes, inability to cast divine spells, itching, paranoia, priapism, vertigo. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Alzheimer's. If negative symptoms develop, see a healer immediately.

    Rileirilri, Talilryn's manual showed that Kolbold, Bunyip, Zombie, Sphinx, Doppleganger, Viper, and Merman's have a 86% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Personal experiment indicated that each time the victim takes 22 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or 1/7 of all damage incurred is permanent.

    Ocoest, Ipe's study indicated that 1 in 134 people experienced the following symptoms: age reversal, albinism, aneurysm, angina, asthma, atopy, atrophy, bedwetting, cramps, dry mouth, ectopic pregnancy, hair growth up to 2 inches, hallucinations, kidney failure, paranoia, rosacea, skin color changes, sneezing, zits. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from AIDS or other autoimmune deficiencies, cellulitis, contact dermatitis, dengue, diabetes, gastric ulcers, glaucoma, hypoglycemia, melanoma, peritonitis, rabies, tetanus. If negative symptoms persist, see a healer immediately.

    Personal tests have indicated that chaotic good aligned characters have up to 32% immunity to 1/6 of the effects of this recipe.

    Arthapleet, Utsplebi, Atasus's cookbooks concluded that there is a 38% chance that the cook will obtain a magical immunity to any side-effects.

    Ibae's studies indicated that 5% of people who ate from this recipe experienced the following symptoms: albinism, anal leakage, apnea, artificial insemination, atrophy, cataplexy, chills, cramps, fugues, upset stomach, vomiting, zits. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Addison's disease, AIDS or other autoimmune deficiencies, arthritis, cancer, chlamydia, diverticulitis, dysentery, endocarditis, gastric ulcers, gingivitis, hyperactive thyroid, laryngitis, multiple sclerosis, peritonitis, pernicious anemia, pertussis, pneumonia, tetanus, thrush. If negative symptoms persist, see a wizard immediately.

    Laboratory experiments have shown that chaotic good aligned characters have a 84% immunity to 1/2 of the effects of this recipe.

    Kramnick, Khukrus, Nemnar's manuals showed that there is a 68% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are communicable. All players within 445 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.








    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded varying results. Newer studies are generally more accurate than older studies, but it is ultimately up to the GM to interpret these results.

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