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The Alchemist's Cookbook
Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

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Ingredients
  • 23 pints fresh strontianite
  • 1 teaspoon diced Sedpoui phlox
  • 1 tablespoon Quaeillum minotaur flakes
  • 1 fluid ounce diced Koraprudia hoya
  • 1 quart diced Malilbrelies thallium
  • 1/2 cup frozen actinolite
  • 1/4 gallon roc dressing
  • 7 ounces powdered duck
  • 1 ounce partially hydrogenated succubus
  • 1 tablespoon sliced Kylilren pewter
  • 1 gallon powdered banshee


  • Directions
    Put vinegar in a medium pan and heat but do not boil. Roast all the mineral ingredients in a seperate cooking pot, add 2 cups of boiling water, reduce mixture over heat, and place in pan. Add remaining ingredients to the pan 1 at a time, stirring slowly. Add oats to season as needed. Seperate liquids into a seperate double boiler. Bake mixture for 45 minutes. Servecold.

    Garnish with
  • 1 pint sliced water lily
  • 1/2 teaspoon dried quartz
  • 1 gallon Dropus frost giant flakes
  • 25 teaspoons Tenidrasniel bear poison


  • Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    Reqt's guides indicated that 1 in 83 people experienced up to 2 of the following symptoms: atopy, atrophy, blurred vision, chills, coughing, eunuchoidism, gender changes, hallucinations, hemorrhoids, inability to cast arcane spells, itching, vertigo. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from adenocarcinoma, chlamydia, dengue, epilepsy, gonorrhea, heart attack, Hodgkin's disease, hookworm, hypoglycemia, pertussis, polio, scurvy, strep throat, trachoma. If negative symptoms develop, see a healer immediately.

    Exkyrin, Obowwe, Dizdehku's scrolls concluded that neutral evil and chaotic good aligned characters have a 28% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Tharsan, Thrornen's reports showed that there is a 15% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are communicable. All players within 221 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.

    Jehadiel's experiments indicated that there is a 31% chance that additional servings will aggravate any negative symptoms by a factor of 7.

    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded varying results. Newer studies are generally more accurate than older studies, but it is ultimately up to the GM to interpret these results.

    Copyright © 2003-2006, NBOS Software. "Dwarven Beserker" and "Relic" art by V. Shane.