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Ingredients

7 pounds Iulene damask oil

1/3 cup Trovomxyuksi'ep ununnillium chunks

1/3 tablespoon dried fire opal

10 pounds chopped indium

1/2 cup shredded G'maguth olivine

1/3 pound Ayopru stainless steel extract

24 quarts diced kraken

1 tablespoon Kapro pyrite juice

Directions
Put milk in a small roasting pan and boil. Add 1/3 of the ingredients to the roasting pan and bring to a slow simmer. Add remaining ingredients to the roasting pan 1 at a time, stirring frequently. Add cheese to taste as needed. Pour liquids into a seperate stewpot. Reduce mixture to 1/5 by boiling for 40 minutes. Serveat room temperature.

Garnish with

1/9 ounce lemon mint seasoning

14 pints powdered pewter

1/7 ounce stewed Adpeque jonquil

Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
Personal study indicated that there is a 38% chance this recipe may cause aneurysm, apnea, asthma, autism, eunuchoidism, hot flashes, vertigo. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from AIDS or other autoimmune deficiencies, arthritis, blastomycosis, chronic fatigue disorder, cold and fever symptoms, gout, hookworm, infantile paralysis, louse, low blood pressure, stroke. If negative symptoms develop, see an alchemist immediately.

Karttla, Gwiet, Kwetla's essay showed that chaotic evil aligned characters are at 70% more risk to 1/10 of the effects of this recipe.

Croniel, Brudeo, Tumek's treatises indicated that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character.

Personal handbooks showed that each time the victim takes 4 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be fatigued.

Kherdick, Harrin, Tukrak's records indicated that there is a 44% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are communicable. All players within 337 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected.

Tyraenasrlan, Rilriiad, Lirleniel's reports indicated that 1 in 35 people experienced 4 or more of the following symptoms: age reversal, apnea, bedwetting, demon fever, devil chills, dizziness, double vision, fugues, inability to cast any spells, vertigo. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from amebic dysentry, arteriosclerosis, bubonic plague, cardiac arrest, chronic fatigue disorder, emphysema, endocarditis, glaucoma, laryngitis, leukemia, low blood pressure, lung cancer, neuropathy, pneumonia, polio, rabies, strep throat, thrush, yellow fever. If negative symptoms persist, see an alchemist immediately.

Personal observations have indicated that druid's are at 6% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

Personal observations indicated that chaotic evil aligned characters have up to 3% immunity to 1/8 of the effects of this recipe.

Meerga's essay indicated that chaotic good aligned characters are at 77% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

Czas'croh, Kkuiv's journal showed that Amphisbaena, Ogre, Phantom, Golem, Lamia, and Centaur's are at 77% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

Personal study showed that Fire Elemental, and Drake's have up to 83% immunity to 1/9 of the effects of this recipe.

Personal experiments have shown that lawful evil, true neutral, lawful neutral and neutral evil aligned characters are at 46% more risk to 1/8 of the effects of this recipe.

Uvftictr'vy, Ilyev's handbooks indicated that Water Elemental's have up to 51% immunity to 1/3 of the effects of this recipe.

Kyolopuhus, Iprivyu, Lochavowius's guide concluded that cleric, fighter and soldier's have a 87% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

Muortyet's experiment concluded that Drow, Elf, and Dwarf's have a 16% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

Igunt's essays concluded that there is a 37% chance that additional servings will aggravate any negative symptoms by a factor of 2.

Ecrulali, Tanonmis's cookbooks concluded that 1 in 185 people experienced the following symptoms: autism, devil chills, dry mouth, warts. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from arteriosclerosis, dystrophy, mastitis, pneumonia, thrush. If negative symptoms persist, see a shaman immediately.

Naphibluhia's experiments showed that Human, Halfling, Goblin, and Gnome's are at 64% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

Independant laboratory studies have shown that the victim must make 11 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

Laboratory tests have indicated that 57% of people who ate from this recipe experienced the following symptoms: anemia, aneurysm, angina, artificial insemination, atrophy, bad breath, bedwetting, cataplexy, double vision, height growth of at least 3 inches, menorrhagia, mindfire, skin color changes, zits. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from adenitis, Alzheimer's, blastomycosis, cerebrospinal fever, chickenpox, cold and fever symptoms, diabetes, diptheria, diverticulosis, dystrophy, epilepsy, gastric ulcers, lung cancer, mumps, pinkeye, stroke, tetanus. If negative symptoms develop, see an alchemist immediately.

Laboratory studies have shown that farmer, ranger and paladin's are at 93% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

Ababost's cookbook concluded that this may cause the following symptoms: bad breath, blinding sickness, cataplexy, hair growth up to 9 inches, hemorrhoids, inability to cast any spells, vomiting. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from adenocarcinoma, AIDS or other autoimmune deficiencies, bubonic plague, cholera, coronary heart disease, gout, lung cancer, mumps, rabies, tetanus, tuberculosis. If negative symptoms develop, see a healer immediately.

Sorente's reports indicated that druid's have up to 4% immunity to 1/10 of the effects of this recipe.

Tonumen's guide indicated that there is a 91% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 7+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls in a row to cure.

Clacri's manual showed that 6% of people who ate from this recipe experienced 4 or more of the following symptoms: albinism, alopecia, anemia, bedwetting, cataplexy, double vision, freckles, hemorrhoids, hot flashes, priapism, subtraction of 3 negative levels per serving, vomiting. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from black lung, bubonic plague, cellulitis, conjunctivitis, coronary heart disease, glaucoma, hyperactive thyroid, malaria, mumps, peritonitis, rabies, tetanus. If negative symptoms persist, see a healer immediately.

Codiea's cookbooks indicated that each time the victim takes 10 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or all damage incurred is permanent.


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Download AlchemistCookbook.ipt The Alchemist's Cookbook Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions This material is Open Game Content, and is licensed for public use under the terms of the Open Game License v1.0a. To contact Advanced Photo Solutions with suggestions or feedback send an email to: advancedphotosolutions AT gmail.com Ingredients 7 pounds Iulene damask oil 1/3 cup Trovomxyuksi'ep ununnillium chunks 1/3 tablespoon dried fire opal 10 pounds chopped indium 1/2 cup shredded G'maguth olivine 1/3 pound Ayopru stainless steel extract 24 quarts diced kraken 1 tablespoon Kapro pyrite juice Directions Put milk in a small roasting pan and boil. Add 1/3 of the ingredients to the roasting pan and bring to a slow simmer. Add remaining ingredients to the roasting pan 1 at a time, stirring frequently. Add cheese to taste as needed. Pour liquids into a seperate stewpot. Reduce mixture to 1/5 by boiling for 40 minutes. Serveat room temperature. Garnish with 1/9 ounce lemon mint seasoning 14 pints powdered pewter 1/7 ounce stewed Adpeque jonquil Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance* Personal study indicated that there is a 38% chance this recipe may cause aneurysm, apnea, asthma, autism, eunuchoidism, hot flashes, vertigo. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from AIDS or other autoimmune deficiencies, arthritis, blastomycosis, chronic fatigue disorder, cold and fever symptoms, gout, hookworm, infantile paralysis, louse, low blood pressure, stroke. If negative symptoms develop, see an alchemist immediately. Karttla, Gwiet, Kwetla's essay showed that chaotic evil aligned characters are at 70% more risk to 1/10 of the effects of this recipe. Croniel, Brudeo, Tumek's treatises indicated that successful saves do not allow the character to recover. Only magical healing can save the character. Personal handbooks showed that each time the victim takes 4 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be fatigued. Kherdick, Harrin, Tukrak's records indicated that there is a 44% chance that any illnesses contracted from eating this recipe are communicable. All players within 337 feet must make a Fortitude saving roll or risk becoming infected. Tyraenasrlan, Rilriiad, Lirleniel's reports indicated that 1 in 35 people experienced 4 or more of the following symptoms: age reversal, apnea, bedwetting, demon fever, devil chills, dizziness, double vision, fugues, inability to cast any spells, vertigo. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from amebic dysentry, arteriosclerosis, bubonic plague, cardiac arrest, chronic fatigue disorder, emphysema, endocarditis, glaucoma, laryngitis, leukemia, low blood pressure, lung cancer, neuropathy, pneumonia, polio, rabies, strep throat, thrush, yellow fever. If negative symptoms persist, see an alchemist immediately. Personal observations have indicated that druid's are at 6% more risk to the effects of this recipe. Personal observations indicated that chaotic evil aligned characters have up to 3% immunity to 1/8 of the effects of this recipe. Meerga's essay indicated that chaotic good aligned characters are at 77% more risk to the effects of this recipe. Czas'croh, Kkuiv's journal showed that Amphisbaena, Ogre, Phantom, Golem, Lamia, and Centaur's are at 77% more risk to any effects of this recipe. Personal study showed that Fire Elemental, and Drake's have up to 83% immunity to 1/9 of the effects of this recipe. Personal experiments have shown that lawful evil, true neutral, lawful neutral and neutral evil aligned characters are at 46% more risk to 1/8 of the effects of this recipe. Uvftictr'vy, Ilyev's handbooks indicated that Water Elemental's have up to 51% immunity to 1/3 of the effects of this recipe. Kyolopuhus, Iprivyu, Lochavowius's guide concluded that cleric, fighter and soldier's have a 87% immunity to the effects of this recipe. Muortyet's experiment concluded that Drow, Elf, and Dwarf's have a 16% immunity to the effects of this recipe. Igunt's essays concluded that there is a 37% chance that additional servings will aggravate any negative symptoms by a factor of 2. Ecrulali, Tanonmis's cookbooks concluded that 1 in 185 people experienced the following symptoms: autism, devil chills, dry mouth, warts. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from arteriosclerosis, dystrophy, mastitis, pneumonia, thrush. If negative symptoms persist, see a shaman immediately. Naphibluhia's experiments showed that Human, Halfling, Goblin, and Gnome's are at 64% more risk to the effects of this recipe. Independant laboratory studies have shown that the victim must make 11 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe. Laboratory tests have indicated that 57% of people who ate from this recipe experienced the following symptoms: anemia, aneurysm, angina, artificial insemination, atrophy, bad breath, bedwetting, cataplexy, double vision, height growth of at least 3 inches, menorrhagia, mindfire, skin color changes, zits. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from adenitis, Alzheimer's, blastomycosis, cerebrospinal fever, chickenpox, cold and fever symptoms, diabetes, diptheria, diverticulosis, dystrophy, epilepsy, gastric ulcers, lung cancer, mumps, pinkeye, stroke, tetanus. If negative symptoms develop, see an alchemist immediately. Laboratory studies have shown that farmer, ranger and paladin's are at 93% more risk to the effects of this recipe. Ababost's cookbook concluded that this may cause the following symptoms: bad breath, blinding sickness, cataplexy, hair growth up to 9 inches, hemorrhoids, inability to cast any spells, vomiting. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from adenocarcinoma, AIDS or other autoimmune deficiencies, bubonic plague, cholera, coronary heart disease, gout, lung cancer, mumps, rabies, tetanus, tuberculosis. If negative symptoms develop, see a healer immediately. Sorente's reports indicated that druid's have up to 4% immunity to 1/10 of the effects of this recipe. Tonumen's guide indicated that there is a 91% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 7+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls in a row to cure. Clacri's manual showed that 6% of people who ate from this recipe experienced 4 or more of the following symptoms: albinism, alopecia, anemia, bedwetting, cataplexy, double vision, freckles, hemorrhoids, hot flashes, priapism, subtraction of 3 negative levels per serving, vomiting. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from black lung, bubonic plague, cellulitis, conjunctivitis, coronary heart disease, glaucoma, hyperactive thyroid, malaria, mumps, peritonitis, rabies, tetanus. If negative symptoms persist, see a healer immediately. Codiea's cookbooks indicated that each time the victim takes 10 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or all damage incurred is permanent. * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded varying results. Newer studies are generally more accurate than older studies, but it is ultimately up to the GM to interpret these results.	Want to make your own generators?
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