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The Alchemist's Cookbook
Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

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Ingredients
  • 13 quarts Choshrifagiel jasper broth
  • 24 quarts crushed Mose bull
  • 1/10 fluid ounce Khurmar acanthite poison
  • 1/9 teaspoon dried Ashrymofyhar spectre
  • 10 fluid ounces diced thistle
  • 14 ounces ununoctium poison
  • 2 ounces essence of Kradodok air elemental
  • 1 pound essence of Geret sesame seed
  • 1 tablespoon sliced Merĉilnal indium


  • Directions
    Put mead in a small stewpot and boil. Combine all the animal ingredients in a seperate Dutch oven, mix till well blended, and pour over remaining ingredients. Add remaining ingredients to the stewpot 1 at a time, stirring frequently. Add salt as needed. Seperate liquids into a seperate pot. Cook mixture for 82 minutes. Sprinkle with stewed Bequaecum actinolite and servelukewarm.

    Garnish with
  • 1/7 fluid ounce chopped Pronsunon cadmium


  • Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    Elasniras, Ĉrélasrnal, Rilĉiliel's test concluded that there is a 83% chance this recipe may cause blurred vision, choking, delierium, dizziness, hallucinations, height growth of at least 1/9 inch, mindfire, zits. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from coronary heart disease, diverticulosis, emphysema, infantile paralysis, Lyme disease, lymphoma, measles, pernicious anemia, pertussis, shingles, tapeworm. If negative symptoms persist, see a shaman immediately.

    Sinalas, Sililbriad's record indicated that chaotic good and chaotic neutral aligned characters have a 94% immunity to 1/9 of the effects of this recipe.

    Whirabofia, Lithi's scrolls concluded that druid, monk, wizard and bard's are at 63% more risk to 1/3 of the effects of this recipe.

    Independant laboratory tests have indicated that farmer's are at 8% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Personal essay showed that Firedrake's have up to 74% immunity to 1/8 of the effects of this recipe.

    Lomeque's observations indicated that chaotic evil aligned characters are at 10% more risk to 1/10 of the effects of this recipe.

    Esaxevkr, Siofepotbam's experiment indicated that lawful evil, true neutral, neutral evil and chaotic evil aligned characters are at 52% more risk to the effects of this recipe.

    Personal essay showed that ranger's have up to 39% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Independant laboratory tests have shown that when damaged by this recipe, character must succeed on another saving throw or 11 points of damage is permanent drain instead.

    Personal studies have concluded that 38% of people who ate from this recipe experienced the following symptoms: age reversal, alignment changes, anemia, artificial insemination, asthma, bedwetting, blinding sickness, blurred vision, cataplexy, chills, choking, coughing, demon fever, height shrinkage of at least 9 inches, hot flashes, incontinence, mindfire, muscular atrophy. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from measles. If negative symptoms persist, see a shaman immediately.

    Corn's report concluded that Unicorn's are at 23% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Laboratory tests have concluded that there is a 70% chance that additional servings will aggravate any negative symptoms by a factor of 4.

    Malorbryn's handbooks indicated that there is a 73% chance that character will become addicted or dependant to the recipe. Addiction will require 7+(Number of days addicted) successful Will savings rolls in a row to cure.

    Astupla's grimoires indicated that each time the victim takes 22 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or 1/5 of all damage incurred is permanent.

    Nonutgre, Fempus, Ecoco's experiment showed that 1 in 31 people experienced 10 or more of the following symptoms: albinism, alopecia, aneurysm, autism, bad breath, bedwetting, cackle fever, dementia, filth fever, height shrinkage of at least 10 inches, hemorrhoids, inability to cast any spells, ingrown toenails, kidney failure, menorrhagia, priapism, upset stomach, zits. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from bubonic plague, cancer, cellulitis, chickenpox, glaucoma, herpes, louse. If negative symptoms persist, see an alchemist immediately.

    Fradrimeque's study concluded that merchant, ranger, farmer and barbarian's have a 46% immunity to the effects of this recipe.

    Odaloth, Thebapyolius's observation showed that the victim must make 5 successful Fortitude saving throws in a row to recover from any illnesses caused from this recipe.

    Zytyadyaus, Okrywus, Wudep's observation concluded that 1 in 121 people experienced the following symptoms: anemia, aneurysm, autism, blurred vision, cataplexy, coughing, dizziness, double vision, freckles, hemorrhoids, muscular atrophy, vertigo, vomiting, zits. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from amebic dysentry, beriberi, blastomycosis, bubonic plague, chlamydia, dystrophy, endocarditis, gastric ulcers, gingivitis, gonorrhea, gout, hyperglycemia, lockjaw, malaria, peritonitis, pinkeye, smallpox. If negative symptoms persist, see a shaman immediately.

    Tudarn's observations concluded that lawful neutral aligned characters have up to 25% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Cosio, Serem's scroll concluded that there is a 23% chance that the cook will obtain a natural immunity to 48% of the side-effects.

    Personal cookbooks concluded that this may cause the following symptoms: chills, cysts, double vision, hemorrhoids, muscular atrophy, paranoia, priapism, vomiting, zits. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from arteriosclerosis, cellulitis, chlamydia, croup, dengue, emphysema, Hodgkin's disease, lung cancer, measles, pernicious anemia, stroke. If negative symptoms develop, see a shaman immediately.

    Personal manual concluded that lawful good aligned characters have up to 8% immunity to 1/6 of the effects of this recipe.

    Gagor, Kromath, Tuggang's records concluded that there is a 46% chance that the cook will obtain a magical immunity to any side-effects.

    Personal codexes indicated that 31% of people who ate from this recipe experienced up to 10 of the following symptoms: ability checks –3 per serving, age reversal, albinism, attack rolls –2 per serving, bedwetting, cataplexy, cysts, ectopic pregnancy, gender changes, menorrhagia, zits. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from Alzheimer's, black lung, chickenpox, cholera, dengue, diabetes, gonorrhea, high blood pressure, lupus, malaria, melanoma, muscular dystrophy, pernicious anemia, strep throat. If negative symptoms persist, see a shaman immediately.

    Mohoproe, Gemime's codexes indicated that Cave Bear, and Orc's are at 15% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Ĉnilrélies, Málaraenyn, Lirowéliad's scrolls showed that each time the victim takes 9 or more damage from this recipe, he must make another Fortitude save or be temporarily blinded.


    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded varying results. Newer studies are generally more accurate than older studies, but it is ultimately up to the GM to interpret these results.

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