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The Alchemist's Cookbook
Recipes, Ruminations, and Potions

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Ingredients
  • 1 teaspoon diamond chunks
  • 1 teaspoon dried Adeprachacias cerium
  • 4 fluid ounces frozen Gawar spinel
  • 1 pint Godung wild goat juice
  • 1 tablespoon essence of Thardu hyacinth
  • 1/6 gallon beryllium broth
  • 1/3 teaspoon crushed carbon
  • 11 gallons Iciquam einsteinium broth
  • 8 teaspoons frozen Kaggin invar
  • 24 teaspoons topaz broth
  • 2 ounces Wago solder flakes
  • 1/6 fluid ounce olivine syrup
  • 1 fluid ounce pyrope oil
  • 1 pound niobium syrup
  • 14 pints Acryoqeyoque stone giant chunks
  • 1/7 gallon Quila alabaster juice
  • 10 gallons amber chunks
  • 1 cup technetium flakes
  • 1/3 pound Ĉlilasnlith holmium seasoning
  • 1 pound bull flakes
  • 1/3 pound Iprishre tin
  • 1/2 cup G'rth carbuncle oil
  • 1 pint shredded falcon
  • 1 quart fresh Tyo'ku scapolite
  • 1 pound europium flakes
  • 1/2 pint dubmium oil
  • 19 tablespoons tourmaline oil
  • 1/2 cup sliced Ug'ir firedrake


  • Directions
    Put juice in a small wok and heat but do not boil. Steam all the alloy ingredients in a seperate pan, add 5 cups of boiling water, reduce mixture over heat, and pour over remaining ingredients. Add remaining ingredients to the wok 2 at a time, stirring slowly. Add cadmium broth to taste. Seperate liquids into a seperate pan. Reduce mixture to 1/2 by simmering for 52 minutes. Sprinkle with Odreq crow extract and serve.

    Garnish with
  • 1/9 pint dendrite juice
  • 1 pint shredded efreeti
  • 1/6 quart smoky quartz extract


  • Notes - Sorted by Age and Relevance*
    Pocefi's cookbooks indicated that 1 in 199 people experienced the following symptoms: age reversal, artificial insemination, cysts, eunuchoidism, hallucinations, incontinence, ingrown toenails, upset stomach, zits. Do not eat if you or a family member are pregnant, nursing, of childbearing age, have a history of or are at risk from AIDS or other autoimmune deficiencies, black lung, cancer, chronic fatigue disorder, diabetes, diverticulitis, glaucoma, hyperactive thyroid, hyperglycemia, louse, Lyme disease, meningitis, mumps, neuropathy, peritonitis, pernicious anemia, pertussis, pinkeye, shingles. If negative symptoms persist, see an alchemist immediately.

    Personal tome indicated that chaotic evil aligned characters are at 67% more risk to 1/4 of the effects of this recipe.

    Tuncsicnxia's handbook indicated that Dwarf, Human, Gnome, Drow, and Halfling's have up to 68% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Chagrothofias, Ohevius's scroll concluded that farmer's are at 89% more risk to any effects of this recipe.

    Personal experiments showed that Elf's have a 47% immunity to any effects of this recipe.

    Oh'tyewuw's experiments indicated that lawful good aligned characters have up to 4% immunity to 1/10 of the effects of this recipe.

    Marĉilániel's cookbooks indicated that Elf's are at 9% more risk to 1/2 of the effects of this recipe.

    Linidrĉdril, Elriion's codexes showed that there is a 51% chance that the cook will obtain a magical immunity to 36% of the side-effects.

    * Because of variations in test conditions, recorded studies may have yielded varying results. Newer studies are generally more accurate than older studies, but it is ultimately up to the GM to interpret these results.

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